#fam quotes

[kubla-kraus-for-president]

“Why is the world obsessed with kindness?”

-my mom

#life? why #fam quotes #quotes #mom quotes

[phoenixlionme]

DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE. Belongs to Omai from YouTube

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[nightwolf14292]

I like to imagine that if any of the Bat-Kids are out in public, whether they be getting food, shopping, patrolling, just walkin' around, whatever, that if they see the Bat-Signal pop on it's an unspoken rule between the siblings that they have to throw on their costume and try and find/deal with the trouble before Bruce gets there. Just to annoy him.

Batman: "Commissioner Gordon! I got here as fast as I could.. What's the situation?"

Commissioner Gordon: "Oh, Batman, thank you for coming.. It's alright, though, it's already been taken care of by these fellows."

*Gestures to the side where there's a couple of muggers sitting tied up next to Nightwing(He has pink, glittery shopping bags hanging all over his arms), Red Hood(He's rummaging through the bags Nightwing is holding, trying to find the black nail polish he just bought to touch up his nails after the fight), Red Robin(He's sipping a cup of coffee that he accidentally stole because he ran out of the cafe so quickly that he forgot to pay), and Robin(He's chowing down on a kids' meal from Bat-Burger)*

Batman: ...

Batman: *Subtle annoyed glare*

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[fleur-dans-la-nuit]

Jason, to Bruce: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Dick, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too

Bruce: …

Bruce: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Tim: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*

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[vahidh]

#sad quote #weed #unicorn #demonia shoes #rastafarian #ptv #fit fam #fleabag #nct johnny

[annoyingvoidzombie]

Do you realise that Aug 10th (book timeline) is the one with:

"History huh? Bet we could make some"

And the movie literally comes out at Aug 11th, so yeah, they definitely knew what they're doing and history shall be made

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[boanerges20]

Trust No One...

#hey fam! #trust no one #quote #art #illustration #design #unknown artist

[voxies-box]

*character on tv wearing camo tights*

Bro: you know you have that hourglass figure when your enemies are running out of time

#funny #fam quotes #fam stuff #the box speaks

[jupiterfallz]

Batsibling shenanigans 173

no one:

Duke, staring at jason: ..Dude are you okay-

jason: I can hear the seasonal depression starting to ring like mariah carrey’s whistle tones, help-

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[coloredsnowo]

9 yr old Dick (to bruce): uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy :(

Bruce: *lifts him an inch above the ground*

Dick: :D

—

14 yr old Dick (to superman): upp-

Superman: *takes him and instantly flies into the stratosphere*

Bruce:

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[kubla-kraus-for-president]

“I wanna piss in his soup!”

-My Mom (about my Father on the Road Trip From Hell™️)

#life? why #fam quotes #quotes #mom quotes #road trip

[nightwolf14292]

*Damian shows up at the Manor for the first time*

Alfred: "Master Bruce u already have too many kids, u can't have another, get rid of that orphan"

Bruce: "This one's not an orphan his mom is alive and I can't get rid of him bcuz he's my actual biological kid"

Alfred: "Goddammit Master Bruce" *Flips table*

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[fleur-dans-la-nuit]

Damian: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Dick: Damian, no.

Jason: Mistlefoe.

Dick: Please stop encouraging him.

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[cod-dump]

Ghost, Soap, & Gaz: *hanging out in Price’s office talking*

Price: *sitting at his desk, glaring ahead of him*

Gaz: Cap, are we bothering you?

Price: Yes! You’re cutting into my nap time

Soap, immediately: Sleepover at the captain’s?

Price: Wha-

Ghost: SLEEPOVER

Price: FUCKING HELL- NO-

(Thirty minutes later)

Price: *trapped in bed with the boys surrounding him, all of them fast asleep*

Price, sighing: Wonder if Kate will babysit…

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[brokenstar28]

Palindrome

Tim: "Go hang a salami" backward is "I'm a lasagna hog" and that pleases me.

Damian: how did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to realize this?

Tim: Any time you're awake after 3am you fall into another dimension where the gods who never existed bestow upon you forbidden knowledge. 

Damian: The only thing that concerns me more than your first statement is that answer.

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[nxpthys]

Aemond: Can we please stay in your room?

Helaena: Why?

Daeron: We played with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Aemond: Aegon doesn’t know how to banish the spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, “DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!”

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