#fitted sheets

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi my dear, have you ever folded a fitted bedsheet?

I... I have tried to. We do not talk about about my level of success or lack thereof.

What--why is this a question? Is this your suggestion for Patreon content that I make? Just me losing my mind over trying to fold a fitted bedsheet? Because if so, while I don't doubt this sadistic fandom will find it amusing, the Patreon thing sounds like even more of a terrible idea.

Realistic image of what would happen:

HELLO MAGGOTS I'M GOING TO FOLD THIS FITTED SHEET FOR MONEY HOW IS THIS MY LIFE NOW. Okay really carefully like one bit after another. IKEA I believe in you surely you made this sheet foldable. I'm gonna just... uh... tuck in the corner. Okay that didn't work. FUCKING HELL STAY IN PLACE I JUST WANT TO TURN YOU OVER IN HALF. SWEDEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS JUST LET ME FOLD THE GODDAMN THING IN HALF. FITTED SHEET MORE LIKE SHITTED FEET AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FOLD GODDAMMIT STAY CORNERED SO I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY SHEET. I feel like there was a tutorial on Pinterest and this had a technique but we all know I forgot it as soon as I saw it. Besides now it's outright war between me and you, you shitted feet, and I will not be conquered by an IKEA sheet. WE'RE NOT INVADING DENMARK ANYMORE WE'RE INVADING SWEDEN IKEA YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS A LITTLE EASIER. I KNOW ALL FITTED SHEETS ARE LIKE THIS BUT I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME SWEDEN BECAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM IKEA. AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IF TIME IS MONEY IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST ME LESS TO GO BUY A MATTRESS AND JUST STORE THE FITTED SHEET AROUND A MATTRESS. MAYBE I CAN JUST CRUMPLE IT UP AND TOSS IT SOMEWHERE. Wait no you guys paid for me to fold it. SEE THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH CAPITALISM I AM A SLAVE TO THE DAILY GRIND--

I hate how vividly I pictured that. And yeah. My internal monologues do actually sound like that.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese maybe if you'd been less vanilla mum wouldn't have left you and then I'd know how to fold a fitted sheet. @arkytiorlecter you failed me too. @obsessed-sketches Dear Dr Leo, my family did not teach me to fold fitted sheets. What do I do?

#shitpost #IS THIS WHAT YOU'D CALL A SHEET POST #OR A FIT POST #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens mascot #now in the business of folding fitted sheets #maggots #fitted sheets #ikea #about... fitted sheets? #shitposting #what am i doing #idk man #this is just #HOW DID I END UP HERE #the fam #dear dr leo

[sportsandlaughs]

#sheets #fitted sheets #awesome

[beeclops]

#max #dc comics #Harley Quinn #alfred pennyworth #fitted sheets

[cricketcat9]

Yes please

#fitted sheets

[cutthroat-coquette]

Tell us , Wise One, the secret to folding a fitted sheet!

I get all kinds of asks, but for whatever reason, I find myself overly giddy about schooling everybody about this 😅🤣

The thing about fitted sheets is that you’re looking for the corners and you don’t care about the outside edges. I know, I know, wtf does that mean. Let me explain.

You’re gonna put that obnoxious, unwieldy thing down on a flat surface (bed is fine) making sure the inside of the sheet is facing up at you.

Put your hands inside the opening and then with your fingers you’re gonna find the two adjacent corners. I like to push my fingers into them to make the corners pop up. Grab the corners you just found from the outside of the sheet and invert pull them arm’s length apart.

Bring your right hand to meet your left hand and fold the right corner over the one in your left hand.

Place your right hand inside the two corners folded onto each other. Then move your left hand down the edge until you locate a third corner.

Put your left hand inside the third corner and repeat steps 1 and 2 folding the right hand corner onto the left.

At this point, you should have a long rectangle with the curved elastic on the inside and you can fold it as small and cute as you like and the sheet will allow.

#me #mine #txt #ask answered #blockedbygod #fitted sheets #i can confirm #yes I am indeed a witch

[redheddebeauty]

I swear to god all sheet manufacturers are liars because I have never had sheets actually fit any of my beds, and like my current sheets that I just bought say they fit a mattress up to 17” deep, and my mattress & mattress topper combined are 14” & they don’t fully cover them. So like. Can you not measure or are you doing this on purpose.

#me #personal #my thoughts #bedding #fitted sheets

[msfcatlover]

Life hack for changing sheets: Fuck fitted sheets. Just don’t use them. Buy flat sheets one size too big and tuck the edges in snug so the weight of the mattress holds them in place. It’s so much easier. Fitted sheets are a scam, and the people who make them are laughing at us.

#fitted sheets #adulting #my life #mine #chores #life hacks #advice

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Reid, do you or your followers have any tips on folding fitted sheets? All of the pictures I see just confuse me more.

Listen, I have watched a billion tutorials on how to fold fitted sheets. My mother has showed me. Several. Times.

I do not believe in folding fitted sheets. I am chronically ill. My disabled ass only has so much energy, and I am not going to be spending it on folding fitted sheets. I just wad those fuckers up, shove 'em in a pillow case, and call it good.

-Reid

#he speaks #he answers #fitted sheets

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#mood #me #same #relatable #relatable gif #relatable gifs #dorks #cute #i love them #faves #maggie #ben x maggie #maggie x ben #david del rio #rebecca rittenhouse #fitted sheets #gifs #gifset #gif #1x3 #problems #fear #mistake #lol #funny #funnypost #funny post

[capricorn-witchbitch]

About to start clinicals and honestly the thing I'm scared most about is folding a fitted sheet

#cna training #fitted sheets #how do you do that? #i dont fold mine lol #im in my 20's and cant fold a fitted sheet #life skills

[z3llous]

Fuck fitted bed sheets

#all my homies hate fitted bed sheets #why must i suffer this way #someone take this burden from me Q∆Q #fitted sheets #fml

[funbearer]

#fitted sheet #fitted sheets

[sportsandlaughs]

#ghost #sheet #bedding #fitted sheets

[its-all-down-hill]

#lmao #truth #fitted sheets

[marcilled]

#vivi bleats #i was already tired before but putting on the fitted sheet is even more exhausting u_u #1k #5k #25k #50k #75k #100k

[ranjeet-seo]

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#cotton fitted sheets #fitted sheets #GSB #GoodSleepBedding