wizards are playing 5-D chess with gender in ways you wouldn't understand
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Stardew Valley was really on to something wenn they decided the best way to trans your gender is by befriending the local wizard
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I have come to the conclusion that the Gender Wizard does not and shall not scare me.
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Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
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Sometimes ya just gotta turn yourself into a silly little wizard
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
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barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend
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“It takes years of study to understand the language of the elementals. To actually speak their language requires a lifetime of devoted effort. Now, if you'll excuse me...”
Rasmodius taking some field notes from the local merfolk hehe, wanted to do a piece of these two for awhile
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happy pride, shadow wizards
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