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talldecafcappuccino · 1 year

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Listen. I know we don’t know what happened at the end of the night, but if Sassy and Ted hooked up then that’s TWICE on March 28. And I only know this fact because it’s my birthday tomorrow (the 29th) and the running joke is that Ted woke up with Sassy in his bed on my birthday and that’s a weird date to remember.

#yes one time was March 28th in show and tonight is March 28th irl but listen #it’s a running joke with myself btw #that episode was weird but good #but weird #anyway #don’t even get me started on the Kansas of it all #😮‍💨😵‍💫🥴#happy birthday to me I guess??#I never post a live reaction to an episode but I watched it very late and my head is spinning!#ted lasso spoilers

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theskywaslookingback · 10 months

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When I was 12 I was going to be married and have two children - Kathryne Elizabeth and David Chase.

When I was 9 my mom told me that when she was pregnant with me and took a bath, I’d roll around in her stomach like a dolphin. The thought made me sick.

When I was 17 I was in love with a boy who was a good childhood friend, and I wanted to marry him so bad I chased him away (we haven’t spoken in 13 years).

When I was 15 I kissed a boy for the first time. We dated for six weeks. I kissed him twice more, and the first time he put his tongue in my mouth I gagged.

When I was 16 I told my best friend that I didn’t understand the big deal about sex. In fact, I thought it was kind of gross. She laughed and told me to grow up.

When I was 6 I licked a boy’s desk in school because I wanted to give him cooties. I thought it was something like chicken pox.

When I was 18 I kissed a girl for the first time and thought “oh”.

When I was 14 my friend stayed the night and wanted to know if I wanted to kiss her. I told her no, because she had a boyfriend. She said it didn’t count because we were girls.

When I was 20 my stepmom told me that she thought asexuals were broken or mentally ill in some way. I stormed off to my bedroom and cried, but I didn’t know what I was crying for.

When I was 18 I had sex with two girls. After it was over I lay by myself at the edge of the bed, cold and hollow inside, and didn’t understand what I was so upset about.

When I was 11 I wanted to be a stay at home mom when I grew up.

When I was 19 I had sex with a guy for the first time. I didn’t hate it, was my first thought. My second was that I needed a shower as fast as possible.

When I was 7 I was hugged by someone and screamed because I didn’t want them to touch me. I didn’t have the words for it back then.

When I was 20 I had a panic attack before my fiancé came over to visit, because I knew we’d be alone and I knew I couldn’t tell him no.

When I was 20 I told him no and it didn’t matter.

When I was 15 I got caught looking up porn on my dad’s laptop. I got in worse trouble because it was gay porn. “You’re just upset with boys right now, you’ll grow out of it.”

When I was 5 my dad would read parts of the Bible out loud every night. He paid special attention to the parts condemning homosexuality, like he knew somehow even then.

When I was 19 I heard the word asexual for the first time, and dismissed it out of hand.

When I was 25 I cradled it to my heart like a balm.

When I was 20 I decided I was never going to have children.

When I was 19 I thought I was pregnant, and decided to kill myself if I was.

When I was 26 I said the words ‘asexual lesbian’ for the first time to myself, and crawled under the covers to hide.

When I was 28 a friend sent me a comic about aromanticism. I saw all the parts of me that were on display there and decided I wasn’t strong enough to acknowledge it just yet.

When I was 27 I told my friend that the only time I wanted to be married was when I was sick and wanted to be taken care of. The rest of the time the thought terrified me.

When I was 15 I told myself that no one would ever love me.

When I was 29 I decided that I didn’t care.

When I was 13 I thought I knew exactly what my life would be like when I was 30.

When I was 30 I was relieved to have been so wrong.

#happy birthday month to me #and late pride i guess #idk i was thinking about all the words i didn’t have as a teenager and all the ways i tortured myself before i learned them #personal

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respectablecapers · 1 year

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#red alert penis man is coming to doom patrol #happy birthday to me i guess??#(put kate in the show put kate in the show)#also the outfits are fantastic. cliff's sweater. the star trek ass uniforms. Rita. *chefs kiss*#its weeks away and i already have brainworms

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chilli-au-lait · 1 year

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i'm 20 now wtf

#happy birthday to me i guess??#wow idk i didnt expect to make it this far

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letraspal · 2 months

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Happy Birthday Baz Pitch! Never forget you were brought to this world with love.

(Also, happy birthday to the one and only @rainbowrowell)

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userjungkook97 · 7 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR LOVELY JIMINIE! PARK JIMIN - 1995.10.13

#jimin #dailybts #btsedit #userbangtan #usersky #userkelli #annietrack #usersan #tuserjay #trackofthesoul #park jimin #*works #pjm*#HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!#me: picks an all blue part of like crazy mv sketch #also me: oh my god dying down the blue is SO HARD #also me: oh well i guess it turned out okay #it's 3am so idec if it's not good on the 13th right now it looks good and i'll go with it

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potofsoup · 10 months

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Happy 10th year of me doing this dorky comic! Hope people don't mind the fact that I haven't really dabbled in Cap stuff for a few years, except for my weird yearly July 4th ritual. On AO3 here, and tumblr tag here. (2022 was about Dobbs, 2020 was about seeing the stars, 2019 was about building new systems, 2018 was about voting, 2017 was about immigration.)

@histrionic-dragon tagged me yesterday and posted a bunch of cool links of ways to help: https://histrionic-dragon.tumblr.com/post/721837010124488704/almost-captain-americas-birthday

Rail workers paid sick leave: https://www.ibew.org/media-center/Articles/23Daily/2306/230620_IBEWandPaid

Lots of posts out there on the 2023 Minnesota legislative session, but here's the OG tumblr roundup post.

California is trying to divest its two largest pension funds from fossil fuels, but apparently today they decided to table it until next year. :/ I guess more meetings are needed! (productive ones, not ones that could have been an email.)

#happy birthday steve #guess it was hubris to lay out the comic on Jun 28th #because at the time i was pretty happy about protecting voting rights and indian child welfare #and things mostly seemed like a wash #Sam's question at the beginning is basically me #honestly I don't know if I've managed to convince myself of Steve's perspective #but i *have* been in some pretty productive meetings lately #gotta improve systems one boring meeting at a time!#steve rogers #bucky barnes #sam wilson #mine #my comic #4th of july

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diamondsheep · 2 months

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Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛

#look i know that i talk about Zoro all the time but you guys don't know how much i love Sanji #he is actually one of the reasons why i started watching One Piece and i just LOVE drawing him #i have like 100 drawings of the curly cook <333 #anyway happy birthday to this idiot that has bringed me so much joy and has made me cry so fucking much (*looks at Sanji's Backstory*)#ily sanji thank you for being one of my favorite characters ever 💛💛💛#hmm i'm gonna tag this as sanji week bc i used some prompts as inspiration lol #also do guys like individual posts with individual drawings ? or batches like this one are ok ??? bc i can post these individually ?#one piece #sanji #sanji week #blackleg sanji #black leg sanji #one piece sanji #sanji one piece #my drawings #sanji op #one piece fanart #i guess that otoko is here too lol #otoko #toko #diamondsheep art #my art #aww i just sentimental about this fool and bc i drew him in basically all his life stages ? 😭💛✨

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seagull-scribbles · 8 months

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But they’re out of their head when Splinter’s not around

#tmnt vs batman #out of touch turts day #Leonardo #donatello #raphael #michaelangelo #damian wayne #robin #batgirl #barbra gordon #batman #Bruce Wayne #was debating just drawing the turtles and maybe giving mikey batmans cape #but me and my friends watched this for my birthday last week so I could gather references #and raph really did say families and teams are the same thing so I had to include the people #not my neatest cause I did it all on public transport but alas I’m happy with it #I used to love Batman as a kid so it’s very nostalgic #list I love the designs of these guys I do but I just don’t like the style #but I’ve learnt about shading and stuff from it so I’m happy I got to study it #did anyone guess Batman was next btw? this little project got a lot of traction this week I wonder if people guessed #I think you’ve all worked out what no.7 is…. and honestly idk if I’ll get it done in time but I’ll try #ALSO I HAVE BEGGED FOR THREE WEEKS AND NOT ONE OF YOU HAVE TRIED TO STOP THE ANIME-FICATION OF THESE TURTLES #LOOK AT THEM #IS IT TOO LATE TO SAVE THEM!?!?

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rythyme · 5 months

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ok FINE i'm gonna watch this alleged omegaverse bl. wish me luck.

#it's almost my birthday so. happy birthday to me? i guess??#pit babe #< really did it have to be called that #pit babe the series #sigh #lgbt drama #thai drama #theo.txt

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9474s0ul · 1 year

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Welp I only got two drawings to post.

-but when I return or perhaps steal my cousin's wifi, I can post more.

#Also I guess happy early birthday to me bc #idK if iM gonNa bE onLiNe #happy early bday to all my December 18 dudes out there #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #metal sonic #amy rose #metamy #hEhAHheh

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kaionyx · 3 months

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Woo hit 5k followers and made it to 23 today, crazy I even lasted this long honestly. I guess I should finally some kind of face reveal on here too since I have an actual following now, much love to everyone following all my crazy thoughts. <3

He/him pronouns

ignore the missing ball on my septum oops