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nyctophillialife · 1 year

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Time to overthink the hell out of Harry Potter again. In the course of playing HPHM I stumbled onto the idea of unicorn blood being used to give immortality again. This is viewed as taboo because it kills the unicorn. But realistically, did we have to kill the unicorn to get the blood?

You're telling me that some enterprising slytherin or just curious ravenclaw never tried to domesticate unicorns in exchange for small quantities of blood?

I don't know about unicorns, but a lifetime spent around horses tells me that for free food, shelter, and a few other conveniences, horses will do pretty much anything.

So you house your unicorns, do a few small blood draws (they're large animals, there's a reason why horses were used historically for antitoxin production), freeze it, and bam you have enough blood for immortality with a bit of patience (I mean how much blood is required for immortality? Can'tbe that mutch if Quirell could drink it on his own) no soul-destorying unicorn killing required.

I once again prove to myself I am a Ravenclaw in the most dramatic fashion possible.

#me #ravenclaw #HPHM #harry potter ramblings #harry potter #while reading the books I wondered if voldermorts resurrection would have worked if Harry had said to Pettigrew I willing give you my blood #because the whole presmise is the blood of my enemy forcibly taken #who knows #i still wonder though #ravenclaw things #harry potter hogwarts mystery

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gorgynei · 1 year

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werewolves are all trans reblog if you agree

#i hope all u harry potter fans DIE #ramblings

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risetherivermoon · 6 months

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i love how chronically offline he is,

#david tennant #top dilfs of 2023 #me rambling #good omens #doctor who #harry potter #barty crouch jr #crowley #tenth doctor #georgia tennant

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enamoredwithbella · 8 days

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ITS MY BIRTHDAY I CAN FINALLY SMOKE WEED AND LIKE SMUT POSTS WOOHOOOOOO

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nevermindigotthis · 2 months

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Oooookay, so in my quest to find a Drarry fic I like I came up with my own idea. Basically, instead of Harry, Ron and Hermione all being captured (during the war), Harry manages to draw attention so only he is captured and manages to hide his face (similarly to what Hermione does). He gets taken to the manor and Draco is asked to identify him. Harry is absolutely sure Draco knows it’s him, but Draco hesitates to say so. In that moment, Harry gets a Voldemort vision: Voldemort has found the Elderwand. However, Voldemort also sees what Harry sees, which is Draco, with the absolute certainty that Draco knows it‘s him and isn‘t saying anything.

So Voldemort returns to Malfoy manor absolutely PISSED and accuses Draco of treason and starts torturing him while Narcissa tries to reason with him. Voldemort demands all Malfoys prove their loyalty by torturing Draco with Cruciatus. Bellatrix does not hesitate. Lucius is reluctant, but too afraid to resist, so he complies. Narcissa begs that he‘s her son and she just can‘t. Haven’t decided if he kills her for it.

Then Voldemort turns to Harry, who doesn‘t want to die and tells Voldmort that he‘s a horcrux so he won‘t be killed (Hermione figured it out earlier). Voldemort tortures him a bit too and then throws the both of them in the cellars of the Manor. Which is where this picture comes in (with a lot more humor than the fic would have).

I haven‘t decided how this would end (apart from Drarry, lol), but the glorious escape would entail Harry realizing Draco is the master of the Elderwand and them using that fact to escape. Now that I think about it though, Voldemort torturing Draco would probably make him the master… eh, I haven‘t figured it out yet.

But enjoy the image, because writing is hard and I probably will never actually write this fic.

#my art #comic #Harry Potter #draco malfoy #Harry Potter and the deathly hollows #Harry Potter book 7 #canon divergence #fanfic ramblings #fanfiction idea #Drarry #drarry art #Harry Potter fan art

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thedvilsinthedetails · 3 months

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Evan Rosier in a tight white t-shirt, silver dog tag necklace, ripped black jeans and beat up old Stan smiths

And Barty Crouch Jr absolutely foaming at the mouth and stumbling over all his words and tripping over whenever Evan looks at him and yeah

#Rosekiller rambles #marauders #dead gay wizards #harry potter marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #barty x evan #rosekiller #evan x barty #they’re gay and in love #theyre gay your honor #they’re idiots

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t1oui · 3 months

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percy weasley with curly hair. and not just curly hair but the unruliest fucking hair of the entire weasley family, which is partially why he keeps it so short. like yeah he prefers it short but even if he didn't he's slightly worried it would take a mind of its own if he let it grow an inch too long. one day penelope got bored in the library and started sticking quills in his hair and he didn't find the last one until two weeks later. percy weasley's hair is its own species

#percy weasley #harry potter fandom #hp #penelope clearwater #golden era hp #tas rambles

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dungeonpuppykai · 3 months

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Pairing: Gryffindor!Steve Rogers | Slytherin!Reader.

Warning(s): Rough p-in-v, d/s dynamics, unprotected sex, doggy style, name calling, spanking, hate sex vibes, daddy kink, degradation, hair pulling, meanie Steve but we love it, allusion to choking.

What happens when a dominant Gryffindor and a relatively submissive Slytherin come together?

While the answer could be one of many things and could range from one extreme to the other, brutal sex qualifies as a fact.

And as Y/n was being obliterated into one of the heavy wooden desks of Classroom 3C, she would agree.

Her chin was propped against the table as she was forced to stare ahead, arms locked together on the small of her back and being held in place by the primary subject of all her ire and well guised fancy as he pounded his cock balls deep into her hot cavern with each thrust.

The Slytherin's teeth chattered against the wand of her Gryffindor owner, having been ordered to keep it there until he was done venting his frustration out on her weeping pussy that clenched every time their skins collided into contact.

It was Steve's way of getting her to keep her brat mouth shut during a lesson in discipline, as he liked to call it. And it was also a convenient excuse to get her in even more trouble if the wand fell out of her mouth regardless of the reason.

The girl's nostrils were flared, cheeks flushed and eyes teary as she struggled to breathe normal, the welts that her lover had left on her delicate swells with his wand that possessed an unforgiving sturdiness to it pressing against the cold wood she was bent over, the sound of squelches of flesh violating flesh and squeaking of skin sliding over the desktop loud in the large room.

"Such a sly little slut, aren't you, baby?" Steve grunted as he connected his palm to one of her nether cheeks harshly. "Using those pretty little tits to distract her Daddy" now he snatched a handful of her hair in his hand and pulled until her body curved backwards and lifted off the desk. "Just so inherently wicked, aren't we?" His voice was a snarl.

Competition was competition.

Y/n refused to lose a game of Quidditch just because her lover was among the competitors.

It was not her fault if Steve -much typical to his house, if she did say so- was too weak to resist and look away.

But apparently, the Gryffindor captain did not share the Slytherin seeker's thoughts on the matter.

The girl wanted to shoot back an insult, she really did. But the wand between her teeth and memories of what happened when she let it fall during these sessions forced her to keep her words to herself and the wand in place.

"That's right, keep that bratty little cocksucker quiet" letting go of her hair to allow her to collapse back over the desk, Steve felt sweat broke out on his temples when he felt his high nearing, aware that his lover was close as well due to how her slit was expanding to greedily accommodate him for the cumulation of as much pleasure as possible.

"Dirty fuckin' girl, flaunting that ass all over the field for everyone to see" Y/n's eyes fluttered close as he gave two spanks to each of her cheeks in delayed succession, hitting her spongy bundle of sensitive nerves with each thrust. "Is that a common practice in your silly little house, huh baby? Acting like cockstarved little whores?" Her toes curled and eyes clenched shut as her orgasm vibrated through her being, the intensity causing vitiligo in her ears and hypothermia within her feet that dangled above the ground due to her position under him.

The tension in the Slytherin's chest grew now, and then it was too much to bear. Arching her back to withstand the force of her strong orgasm, Y/n let herself get carried away by the powerful orgasm and– alas!

Steve's wand rolled out from between her teeth and slipped past her lips, landing on the flat desktop with devastatingly heavy clicks as it bounced in its place.

"Cumming without my permission and letting the wand fall…" Steve tutted as he thrusted into her harder, yanking her up by the hold he had on her arms. "Oh, baby. What am I going to do with you?" He whispered in her ear as he wrapped his free hand around her throat once she was up and trembling against his chest.

MASTERLIST

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As a Slytherin who has a bittersweet relationship with Steve, smash.

#steve rogers #steve rogers smut #chris evans #chris evans characters #chris evans character fanfiction #chris evans character x reader #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers fanfiction #steve rogers x smut #steve rogers x you #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers x y/n #steve rogers x plus size reader #gryffindor x slytherin #hogwarts smut #harry potter smut #kais rambles

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slitheriyn · 18 days

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Can we see some mini severus? It’s been a while and I miss him.

Can you draw him Harry’s front pocket helping him with homework?

harry had to rewrite the essay multiple times because sev kept finding mistakes 😞

#severus snape #mini sev #harry potter #me rambling

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bluemauve · 2 months

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if tom riddle wasn't lord voldemort and just some rando student 3 years above harry at hogwarts... harry would be SO down bad it would genuinely be EMBARRASSING.

like... you cannot tell me that harry james potter, who still describes tom as handsome after learning that he eventually becomes the man who killed his parents, wouldn't try so hard to get tom's attention.

and harry'd be so taken with the way tom is so nice to everyone all the time...*cough* cedric *cough* and he'd be obsessed with the way tom is so smart (smarter than hermione) minus the nagging and self-righteousness, which just makes tom even more likeable.

harry would be so satisfied when tom seems to dislike draco, too. but he'd be jealous of the attention tom seems to give the blacks and lestranges.*

and even though harry can't speak to snakes he'd be smitten with the way tom does. LIKEEE

if anyone is grovelling and pining in tomarry, it's harry, who is just horrendously down bad, like you are not convincing anyone otherwise.

*: assuming in a world without voldemort, rodolphus, regulus and sirius have children

#sorry im rambling but i genuinely dont understand why voldemort/tom is always the one grovelling 😭😭😭#like there is so much more drama when it's the other way round #harry just neeeeeds tom to bend him over a desk atp 😵‍💫#tomarrymort #tmrhp #tom riddle #harry potter #tom marvolo riddle #tomarry #harry james potter

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jfleamont · 9 months

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James after his parents told him he couldn't use his broomstick indoors

#jfleamont rambles #harry potter #james potter #marauders

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evangelineshifts · 3 months

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My main motivation to shift rn is that I crave physical contact like some sort of stray cat.

#evangelineshifts ˖⋆࿐໋₊#angel rambles 🪽#reality shifting #shiftblr #desired reality #shifting #quantum jumping #shifting realities #shifters #shifter #shifting reality #shifting to desired reality #hogwarts shifting #shifting blog #harry potter shifting #shifting to marauders era #shifttok #shifting community

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allysketches · 1 year

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“Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around”

saw a tweet the other day that said something like: “enemies to lovers but only one thinks they’re enemies—the other has been in love all along”

which is not only the best dynamic but also perfectly encapsulates jily on their first years of hogwarts 👀👀 (aaand I wanted an excuse to draw baby-marauders... or like, at least half of them 😬)

#james potter #remus lupin #lily evans #jily #lily x james #marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #marauders era #hp #harry potter #incorrect marauders quotes #i'm not sure what i had in mind for the hogwarts robes #i just didn't want to draw the ones from the movies bc i think they're kinda boring ngl #like where's the wizarding world extravanganza or whatever #they look like every other british school uniform with a cape on top #also its 3am #and i'm rambling #but i just had to post this cause i'm on a roll

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risetherivermoon · 7 months

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Barty tried to write anonymous love letters to Evan, (Dorcas suggested it) but the way he expresses himself is so angry that Evan thought he was getting hate mail and started complaining about it to Barty

#Barty in fact cried about this #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #barty crouch jr #me rambling #evan rosier #barty x evan #evan x barty #rosekiller #darkrose #barty crouch jr x evan rosier #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes

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enamoredwithbella · 1 month

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SOMEONE GIVE ME POLY MARAUDERS PLUS LILY AND NOBODY GETS HURT

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flowersforfrancis · 10 months

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Barty, darling?

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