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makesteddiecanon · 30 days
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heartbreak high as shit on my phone again
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mangocustard16 · 21 hours
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Carats: Are you flirting with me? Jeonghan: No, I’m just hot and talking.
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hawkinsincorrect · 1 month
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Eddie: Are you flirting with me?
Steve: No? I'm just hot and talking.
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incorrect-losers · 1 year
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Bill: *drawing*
Richie: What’s that?
Bill: It’s a crocodile
Richie: It’s shit
Bill: *flips him off*
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Person A: You've been talking to Person C.
Person B: I talk to Person C regularly. We have a relationship outside of you, you know. We play Words With Friends.
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peachy-keen22 · 2 years
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Heartbreak High Incorrect Quotes (1)
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incorrectandjuliet · 6 months
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Romeo: I don't know, I think I would get a scorpion, on my leg. Juliet: Why a scorpion? Romeo: Does it have to have meaning? Juliet: Well, it's gonna be there forever- Romeo: Okay, the meaning is... scorpions are dope!
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autismtana · 1 year
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holly holliday: it feels ... scary, right? you know, teenagers actually knowing what they want ...
brittany: i want that playstation gift voucher rachel: i want a good almond milk santana: ... i want my dad to be proud of me
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Rivers: I have a bad feeling about this...
Nick: What do you mean?
Rivers: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Nick: No?
Con: That actually explains so much.
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rickie-the-storyteller · 10 months
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Incorrect Quotes Tag Game
Thank you to @writinglittlebeasts for tagging me!
So, I’m meant to use this generator to produce a bunch of incorrect quotes for my OCs:
Dear Lord, some of these are crazy…
Btw you can filter them based on your interests (e.g. shipping/non-shipping, etc).
I think I’ll just do my Steph’s Crew characters.
Let’s go!
Elise: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Ben: You hang out with Bret, Dylan, Steph, and Alice.
Ben: It's not as high a compliment as you think.
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Dylan: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Alice: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Elise: Waking up in the morning.
Ben: Waking up.
Stephanie: Waking up in the morning...
Stephanie: And seeing Bret.
Bret: Hey! Rude!!
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Elise : I CAN'T DO IT!
Alice, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Elise : I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Ben: WELL I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Elise:
Elise : I appreciate it,
Elise : BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Stephanie: El -
Elise : YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Alice: Ellie we gotta-
Elise : YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Elise : YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Elise, motioning to Bret: NOT FUCKING THIS!
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Dylan: A mouse!
Ben, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Alice, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Elise, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Bret, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Elise: His name is Remy, dummy.
Dylan : ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
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Stephanie, walking into her house: Hello, Ben and other people who do not live here.
Ben: Hey!
Dylan: Hi.
Alice: Hello.
Elise: Hey.
Stephanie: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Bret: We were out of Doritos.
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Dylan, to the Squad: I'd die for you.
Bret: Then perish.
Ben: You will.
Alice: Please don't.
Stephanie: Cool.
Elise: I'd die for you first.
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Ben: Christmas lights?
Alice: Check.
Elise: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Alice: Check.
Dylan: Santa suits?
Alice: Check.
Bret: Shovel?
Alice: Check.
Stephanie: Alibi and bail money?
Alice: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Dylan: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Dylan: Violently practices.
Elise: Violently studies.
Stephanie: Violently sleeps.
Alice: Violently shoots pictures.
Bret: Violently boxes.
Ben: Violently murders people.
Stephanie: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Elise: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.
Alice: His name was Jared, he's 19.
Stephanie: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Bret, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Dylan, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena!
Elise: Horrible job everyone.
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Stephanie: Alright, who's hogging the Netflix account? I've been locked out all week!
Ben: Sucks to suck! I'm already on the 8th season of Friends!
Elise: Not me.
Stephanie: Don't lie. I know it's not Alice or Dylan.
Elise: It's not me, really!
Stephanie: ...
Elise: …But it might be Bret...
Stephanie: You gave Bret access to my Netflix account!?!?
Elise: He wanted to watch Orange is the New Black!
Stephanie: I'm going to kill you.
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Bret: Where is everyone?
Alice: Dylan had a nervous collapse, Ben is looking after him, and Steph is apparently trying to kill El, so I'm in charge.
Bret: Oh my god!
Alice : I know, right?
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Elise: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Stephanie: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Stephanie, points at Ben: Married a lesbian.
Stephanie, points at Elise: Left a man at the altar.
Stephanie, points at Alice: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Stephanie, points at Bret: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
Stephanie, points at Dylan: Lives in a box!
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at the supermarket Ben: All right, the last item on the list is "virgin oil." Ben: Ben: Wow. Imagine being an item and still being called a virgin.
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I think I’ll end it here.
That was tons of fun! I’ll tag these people to do it next:
@gummybugg, @mysticstarlightduck, @winterandwords, @jay-avian, @clairelsonao3
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makesteddiecanon · 1 month
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Heartbreak High as things i found on my phone
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tagged by @tmarauder101
Rules: Post 10 of your favorite movies and tag 10 people.
10) Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
there is something so delightful about this movie. it’s fun, it’s camp, and i will never say no to jack black shenanigans and karen gillan being a BAMF. also bethany is transmasc send tweet
9) Ant-Man and the Wasp
i will fight tooth and nail about the fact that the ant-man movies are the best movies from the mcu. if there is any mcu movie i rewatch and don’t scrub through, it’s this one.
8) Girl VS Monster
this movie is pure art. diemata’s “nothing’s gonna stop me now” is a cultural reset for me. also the skylar/ryan/myra throuple just about being canon when they sing “had me @ hello” together at the end of the movie??? we love to see poly rep
7) Knives Out
this movie is just art. i love a good murder mystery and this is great with a rewatch. i think glass onion was really great too but this one in particular will hold a special place in my heart.
6) Lovestruck
i’m SO mad that they moved this to hulu premium because it used to be on the freeform app. but basically it’s a movie musical where a woman takes a de-aging potion and tries to get her daughter’s husband to cheat on her daughter with her now young self. it’s got drew seely and chelsea kane singing “dj got us fallin’ in love” and i want to perform this dance at my wedding. also “how can i remember to forget” is SUCH a good ballad
5) Enchanted
who doesn’t love enchanted? it’s my favorite disney movie and though the sequel is mid, the original will ALWAYS be the best. the “so close” scene where robert starts singing UGH my heart.
4) Crazy Rich Asians
this is one of those movies that i find myself rewatching a lot with my family specifically. we can quote some scenes verbatim. we just love this movie. it’s a delight.
3) Room
this is a big change in tone but i just love this movie. i stan brie larson. stream “finally out of p.e.” that album slaps. but yeah it’s just heartbreaking and it’s always great on the rewatch and jacob tremblay is so good and so is brie larson and i just love it. it hurts me but in the best way possible.
2) Free Guy
i can’t articulate how much i love this movie. ryan reynolds. jodie corner. joe keery. the guy who plays rajit in basmati blues. it’s so funny and it’s one that i will never get sick of and it just brings me so much joy.
1) I Kissed A Vampire
this movie is awful. it’s terrible. it’s near unwatchable. but it is my Favorite Movie. i know so much of it by heart. i know the choreography. i know every lyric of every song. i bought the deluxe album on apple music. i’ve watched it with every person who lets me subject them to this awful movie. i’ve had friendships threatened because of this movie. i know way too much about this movie and the actors in it. i’ve seen the original web series just as much. if you haven’t watched the movie and love bad movies, watch it. it’s got drew seeley as an angsty vampire who is SO politically incorrect named trey sylvania. it’s got lucas grabeel (ryan from high school musical) as the lead. and it’s got the 17 year old daughter of the producer playing the main female love interest and her performace is absolutely grueling and i love her so much. apparently she works with snakes now??? go you queen.
@carronyaflowers @queenofmoons @davidalleynethinksfast @acroreader @sunflowerteaofficial @shipskicksandgiggles @jack-the-bear @joyful-soul-collector @gayrudeboys @genderenvyincarnate
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hawkinsincorrect · 29 days
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Hopper: Those boys out there? They will walk through fire for you. You know why that is?
Steve: Um... stupidity?
Hopper: It's called leadership. You're either born with it, or you're not.
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nny11writes · 2 years
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Bow: What’s worse than heartbreak? Adora: Realizing that a dragon can’t blow out its own birthday candles. Bow, tearing up: ...Dude...
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herzkeineahnung · 3 years
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it‘s funny when they tell me I‘m a sad boy
B*tch what you think I‘m using all the drugs for ?
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gore-hovnd · 3 years
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Steve: you’re pretty cool, Brock, we should hang out. What time do you get off work
Jack: Never, he works 24 hours a day, fuck off. 
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