I think, that is a good picture to see how big I am! 🕷️❤️🥰😁😌☺️🤭😆😏😉
OH MY GOOOOD!!!
Shit... I mean, I like spiders and "domestic" tarantulas, I do! But you're huge as hell, darling. I can't decide if pet you or run away.
I've searched you, you and I live in the same continent 😬 Very educational...
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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
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sometimes I get insecure about the way I look, because my brain is mean to me and likes to pick apart literally everything about me, but then I realize...
"Dude. You'd fuck monsters."
Then I feel stupid like I'd see someone 10 feet tall, with 10 eyes, and 10 fucking rows of teeth, and be like "HE-LLO, SAILOR! 😻" but wanna be critical of a below average human face? like I need to be sooo serious rn
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Innocence=Politic=Skill
So we all know that Empathy looks like Dolores Dei, right? And Dolores Dei is the founder of Moralism, and Empathy is the skill that represents moralism.
Simple.
But it goes beyond that! If we do a little digging, we can see that this pattern applies to the Perikarnassian, Communism, and Rhertoric as well!
The Greatest Innocence says of the Perikarnassian:
He's depicted as a young man with molten gold pouring out of his mouth -- all he spoke was gold.
(Side note: the Perikarnassian’s gender is not known, Franconegro just assumed they were a man).
Rhetoric is also depicted as having... stuff coming out of his mouth, but I didn’t make the connection until the Skills were doing some name-calling.
Volition - It was me. I made you sound weak and I shouldn't have. But *this* guy, Goldmouth, he's way in over his head. Be careful with his so-called advice.
So just like the Perikarnassian, Rhetoric has a mouth of gold. And is the Perikarnassian associated with communism? Yes!
Steban, the Student Communist - "The theorists Puncher and Wattmann -- not infra-materialists, but theorists nonetheless -- say that communism is a secular version of Perikarnassian theology, that it replaces faith in the divine with faith in humanity's future..."
If we take this pattern to its conclusion, then the fascist Innocence, Franconegro, should look like Endurance, and the ultraliberal Innocence (if one existed?) would look like Savoir Faire.
I don’t know what this implies about the setting, or Harry, or the narrative, but I think it’s neat. All quotes taken from Fayde!
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Silly, it is to make sure that he won't get away.
(feat. Spider fast asleep from sitting through all those military meetings and he ain't allowed to roam around).
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<this has been haunting me for 2 days after watching Avatar 2 and I have not seen enough QuaritchSpider fan arts so here I barf this>
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Peter Parker: Let me ask the others, prepare yourself, this is our favorite bit
Any other superhero: Hm? What do you mean-
Peter, starting a video call: Hello, Spiderman
Miles Morales: Hello, Spiderman!
Peter: No one can find the Human Torch, you’ve seen him?
Miles: Nope, have you asked Spiderman?
Peter: Adding him right now
Ben Reilly, joining the call: Spiderman, and Spiderman, what’s up!
Miles: Spiderman, hey! Human Torch is missing, have you seen him in your area?
Ben: Afraid not, have you asked Spiderman?
Peter: Not yet, will add him to the call too
(🕷joins the call)
Peter: Spiderman!
Miles: Hello, Spiderman!
Ben: Spidey, what’s good
Venom: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS BIT
Venom: WE ARE VENOM, NOT SPIDERMAN
The 3 Spideys: Boo!!
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