#i was there gandalf!!

[nanzyn]

so I'm doing some online housekeeping and that includes going through my email and deleting a whole bunch to try and clear up space in my drive and I actually found my invitation email from ao3. from the far off year of 2016.

#ao3 #bones talks #and apparently i started following casting rain from chapter 8??!! #cr has 90 chapters thats insane #i was there gandalf!! #jeez 7 years #i was a lurker even before then too cause i didnt know how to sign up lmao

[persephonesfill]

Honestly, the st*cky/Team Cap, side of the MCU fandom are SUCH yt Americans filled with American exceptionalism (that they’ve deluded themselves is somehow moral and progressive) I can see them doing a jan 6 if they had like, any ability to do anything but be annoying

(stuck as a ship was like the prototypical 100% were u queerbaited or did you just ship it? question they have never asked themselves lol. At least most other MCU ships were based on actual chemistry not a story that ended up being about Steve wanting to save the last piece of his old life who he then immediately abandoned to actually go return to said old life, didn’t even take bcuk just noped out of there, so much for devotion lololol turns out Steve did it all for mental a pathological inability to let go and move on it was never even bout buck as like a person it was about Steve’s untreated PTSD lol)

((I’m being mean because stickies are SUCH assholes, it would be an ok ship but fuuucccckkkkk they suck);

no LITERALLY

ship and let ship but don't be an asshole about it

also i have Thoughts about the way bucky was written especially in relation to steve but that's another post and i do not feel like kicking the hornet's nest

#i remember how they treated stony/tony fans during the civil war era and it was ugly #i was there gandalf!! #gabi talks #i know it's not all stuckies #but the annoying ones are so goddamn LOUD #anti st*cky i guess

[facts-i-just-made-up]

#lotr #gandalf #big naturals gandalf #gandalf big naturals #dolly parton #unreality? #what do i even tag this #im going to hell

[evil-gender]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your tits”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from gandalf.

#gandalf's big naturals #i like your shoelaces #i am a menace and cannot be stopped

[sergle]

I promised I'd dress as Gandalf Big Naturals before my breast reduction, and true to my word, here are the pics I took literally the day before surgery LMAO

#sergle selfies #<-- I GUESS?????? #this was literally my last act with my breasts. life is beautiful #gandalf big naturals

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#i don’t think this has been done before??? #maybe it has if so sorry 😔 #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #gandalf #thorin oakenshield #lotr #jrr tolkien

[cuprumbao]

the fellowship

#i love those brief moments in the movies when they are all together and having fun :'') #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #gigolas #samfro #samwise #frodo #aragorn #gandalf #gimli #legolas #pippin #merry brandybuck #boromir #digital art

[eugenecollymore]

Gandalf Big Naturals my beloved

#art #gandalf #gandalf big naturals #lotr #lord of the rings #transgender #trans #i have rewatched and reread lotr and hobbit for a hundredth time and now i am yet again suffering from a severe lotr brainrot

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

only 55,000 years old….. he should have been at the club

#why arent there any gandalf the grey big naturals edits…. #anyways. i thought of this like 2 weeks ago but kept forgetting to look up how old he is. turns out i could say anything and it would piss #at least one person off ❤️ #lotr #mine

[fungalnebula]

What I love most about Gandalf big naturals is how much it eases my chest dysphoria. I can sleep without a shirt on now because of Gandalf Big Naturals. Knowing that the artist made the original image while recovering from top surgery and said the image was like a final parting gift from their boobs makes me feel even better about the image's effect on me. Men with big naturals makes me feel much more good about my body than those old posts on here that were like "trans men! Some men have pecs!!! So don't feel dysphoric <3". It's much more meaningful to see a hairy, bearded man with a huge H cup rack not letting his tits get in the way of his masculinity.

Most of all, Gandalf Big Naturals helped me love my body the way it is instead of hating something that's a part of me. Of course I still want top surgery but the fact that I can live with my own big naturals until then without wanting to guillotine them off is really important.

#losers lament #gandalf big naturals #I queued a drawing of Gandalf big naturals where he has a hairy chest and that one's my favorite #since I started t I've been growing chest hair and I really like how my cleavage looks with the hair #so when I saw that picture i knew that I would be able to keep the love for hairy big naturals #instead of losing them forever when my own hairy big naturals get removed #and it's like I'm giving them to him #I love the way gender expression has progressed on this webbed sight

[herbgerblin]

fuck it. ralph bakshi gandalf big naturals

ID: six screenshots from Ralph Bakshi's "The Lord of the Rings," featuring the wizard gandalf. His beard has been shortened to reveal large breasts, complimented by a teal-colored dress with a low neckline. From the first to fifth image, in order, he is shown talking with Frodo Baggins, descending a staircase, holding the One Ring, smiling neutrally, and wielding a sword and his staff. In the last image, he is throwing off his grey robes, revealing a white robe over a lacey bralette and long white skirt. End ID.

#i had a case of the sads yesterday and this was how I dealt with it. no further questions #also if you haven't seen ralph bakshi's version of the movie it is definitely best watched with friends with/or without drinks #cult classic #gandalf big naturals #big naturals gandalf #meme

[evilnumnum]

could ai make THIS!????

#my art #fanart #art #sketch #illustration #drawing #doodle #artist #gandalf #lotr #lotr shitpost #lord of the rings #lord of the rings art #lotr art #lotr memes #gandalf big naturals #I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GANDALF BIG NATURALS TAG

[toast-the-unknowing]

Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

#she also bet me no one would say Gandalf. and to be clear I would love to prove her wrong on that too. but Gimli feels much more achievable #lord of the rings #lotr #polls

[vigilantegreen]

I honestly feel like nobody in lotr mentions how fucking weird Legolas is. He stays up pacing the floor and singing to himself in the dead of night. He deadass stares straight into the tree line in the absolute pitch black when no one else can see anything. He yells goodbye to a river he has heard about in songs. He's so strange and not one character mentions it AT ALL. I absolutely love him.

#lotr #lord of the rings #aragorn #gandalf #middle earth #the shire #the hobbit bilbo #the hobbit #gimli #hobbits #elf #lotr elves #mirkwood #legolas #legolas greenleaf #tolkien elves #nature #this is so funny #i love him so much

[coveredinsun]

when you’re watching fellowship of the ring with your friends it is 100% vital to point to the screen when the balrog shows up and say “in the books this is when legolas starts screaming”

#i love you book legolas #AI!!!! AI!!!! A BALROG HAS COME!!!!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!! #gandalf: can you chill. you’re scaring the kiddies (hobbits) #legolas: AAAHHHHH A BALROG!!!!! A FUCKING BALROG AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #legolas #legolas greenleaf #tolkien #coveredinsunposting

[remusjohnslupin]

based on this hilarious post by @homosexual-having-tea.

#lotredit #tlotrgifs #tolkiensource #pippin took #peregrin took #meriadoc brandybuck #gimli #gandalf #that text post I linked #might seriously be the funniest post on this website #tolkienmine #1k