#im not doing anything

[emmedoesntdomath]

tony, biting into an apple: oh, and make sure you don’t take any bread. ducks can’t digest it. 

peter, freezing with an entire loaf of bread in his hand, mouth dropping open in horror: what???

tony, utterly oblivious: yeah, it’s harmful to them

peter, eyes welling up in tears because he has been feeding these ducks SO MUCH BREAD: have I been k i l l i n g baby duckies

#blinks innocently at you #im not doing anything #no siree #i am not #marvel #marvel mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #spiderman #spider son #autistic spiderman #peter parker #peter 3 #autistic peter parker #iron man movies #iron man #iron dad #tony stank #tony stark #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

[thementalhealthdisaster]

I'm not suicidal. Not like the point that I need to be doing shit like calling hotlines. I'm always a little suicidal.

Anyways, my point, I'm not but I am frequently in "do dangerous things knowing it could harm me or result in death" kind of mindset.

Keep wanting to bait spiders into biting me. Walk across roads without making sure cars are gonna stop. Want to do things like have unsafe sex with a stranger and take pills when I don't know what they are. Want to try cutting my arms just to see how deep I can make myself go.

Very "I'm not doing this to die but if it happens, so be it" vibes in the house tonight.

#sui tw #suicidal tw #suicide tw #drugs tw #self harm tw #sh tw #cutting tw #cvtting #to be clear #im not doing anything #also rhe vibes are too “lets just stop caring and do things i dont let myself do” #which im not foing #but i want to

[rosescries]

WHY AM I SUDDENLY GAINING MORE FOLLOWERS??????

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!????!!!?

#seriously why are you following???? #im not DOING ANYTHING #rosey's nonsense

[lvmity]

this is more than a year old but look at her .

#should i trace this on digital later hehe #perhaps draw even more bts stuff #who am i kidding i dont have school tomorrow or friday because it's a holiday hete #here* #im not doing anything #but the idea is there #fabis stuff

[rexscanonwife]

I dont know why I'm so afraid of the bad batch fandom finding out about me self shipping with crosshair even though literally ALL of them are thirsty for the whole squad 24/7

#jane journals #self insert talk #a blogger i recognize interacts w one of my rbs/posts and it activates my fight or flight LIKE #PLEASE PAY NO ATTENTION #IM NOT DOING ANYTHING #i mean no ones been mean about it :'3 #but i am still a bit nervous like what if they think im CRINGE!!!!! #and its a CROSSHAIR RP BLOG NO LESS!!!!!!

[lover-of-mine]

Dad: why do you get this invested on the game?

Me: BECAUSE IT GIVES ME DOPAMINE DAD. I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF DOPAMINE SOURCES. I GOTTA ENJOY THE ONES I DO FIND.

#why is it a bad thing? #im not doing anything #im just cheering #jesus #anna watches nhl

[effervescent-fool]

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#really negative vent ahead so Read At Your Own Risk. im being very insufferable rn #spiraling so hard. cant tell u why though #ive genuinely ruined every last one of my relationships #not but doing anything in particular. but thats the problem #*by #im not Doing Anything #im so uninteresting?? #like im barely even a person #i dont feel real. no one gains anything from being around me #every time i force myself back into reality im reminded of how fleeting it all is #so i spend all my time in my own mind #and thus let all of my relationships collect dust #i keep telling myself that i can be better that ill be there for people in the morning but i never am #and no one else is living the way i am. i have no excuse for not answering texts #every interaction feels like a burden. i dont want to live like this but i dont see any way out #im not living im just surviving. its day to day. and i dont know how to support others when im struggling to even keep myself alive rn #im fine. this is fine 🙂

[icallhimjoey]

Ok don’t get me wrong I looooove some good spicy smut. But I adore the way you write smut. So much room for imagination. It’s such an elegant way to portray what’s happening.

I absolutely loved double or nothing. Had me giggling and kicking my feet.

hahahahaha i know this is a compliment, but the "so much room for imagination" made me go "yea i barely write anything if you really think about it"

its all YOU GUYS - YOU make it whatever it is that it becomes in your minds and thats just the way i like it

#basically means youre doing all the work yourselves #im not doing ANYTHING #bravo ladies #<333 #double or nothing

[antigone-lesbian]

they weren’t lying when they said office job 8-5 make you so so sleepy

#im not DOING anything #i need to go to the gym more but i want to go to the gym less

[dragon-kazansky]

So anyway-

#im not doing anything

[dirtcube]

Minecraft Wiki is independent again!!

Yahoo!!! No more FANDOM wiki!!! Find the new minecraft wiki at minecraft.wiki!!

I thought it would be good to make a little PSA post with summarised information on why they moved from FANDOM!

Why did they move?

FANDOM is notoriously a bad wiki for both readers and editors alike. This is due to the insane amount of ads, the site layout, the lag, the fact that FANDOM can just take your wiki from you, etc has made the minecraft wiki decide to move

Because of the lack of agency the minecraft wiki has over its own wiki, they had a long discussion and vote with the community on what wiki platform to move towards. You can view both discussions here and here

By moving to a more independent wiki, they can provide a much better and friendlier service.

What's improved with the new wiki?

New site look, lacking the ugly FANDOM yellow sidebar and removing all other unnecessary bloat! This also includes a dark mode option and other custom settings.

Faster load times! I have incredibly good internet, and even I notice the STARK difference between the load times of FANDOM and the official wiki!

Less ads! At the moment they have no ads, but they do intend to have at least one. The placement of which will be discussed with the community to ensure minimal disruption to the user.

Better search functionality! FANDOM's search is notoriously bad at giving you the answers you need. Now they can have a more robust search function that more accurately brings users to what they are looking for.

No age popups- Unlike FANDOM this wiki does not need to know if you're a child or adult.

Anonymous editing has returned! Users can now once again anonymously contribute to the site!

HOWEVER. THE MINECRAFT WIKI NEEDS YOUR HELP!

FANDOM refuses to close old wiki's that have moved away, and so they will continue to show up in search domains. The old domains such as minecraft.gamepedia.com and minecraftwiki.net are also permanently attached to the FANDOM wiki.

In order to help the new wiki be successful, you can help out in the following way:

Spread the word!

Don't interact with FANDOM links. The less people interact with FANDOM, the more google knows that people are looking for the official wiki and not the FANDOM one!

Dont use the old links, again for the same reason as above!

And of course, improve the wiki :D! Since you don't need an account to make edits, see what you can contribute!

#minecraft #mc tag #mineblr #dirtcube chat #y'all think im not doing anything mc related and thats why i mquiet #but i have actually been doing a lot #anyway this makes me genuinely happy and i need everyone to know so spread the word please mayhaps

[junocries]

FUCK OFF U BITCH!!!!!! WHAT AM I SUPOSSED TO SAY WHEN ALL U GIVE ME IS "HELP/STOP" UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#“just start ur own convo” #NO #CUZ I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY #IM NOT DOING ANYTHING #I CANY START A CONVO RN #KYS

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

#no thoughts just ed and his emotional support bunny #i felt like a genius coming up with stede bunnet this better make you laugh #because im still giggling over it #praying that his name is anything close to this because i need it #fun fact my bunny who sadly passed away in 2020 looked exactly like the one ed adopts and it made me cry a bit seeing that scene #her name was soe and I changed my username for her #she was the most prcious baby she got me through all the hardships #so I believe stede bunnet can do that for ed too #ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #ofmd fanart #edward teach #taika waititi #blackbeard #ofmd 2 fanart #my art #digital art

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

#my art #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #trans #lesbian #petrigrof #ion think i needa tag this for anything theyre both clothed & its not suggestive #i think simon isnt scared of needles but he cant make himself do it himself so betty does it for him #idk how he got by before meeting betty #i also dont think i needa tag this for eva spoilers considering it came out uh #28 years ago #FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE COMIC HOLD ON #ok 10 min later im back #also i think this kinda implies golbetty is flesh underneath like an eva #ok i think thats all #and in case i dont see you good morning good evening and goodnight

[here4thetrama]

I AM GOING FERAL

#im not doing anything #about it