#incorrect twilight saga

[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Paul: Look, Jacob, for what it's worth, I apologize for everything I said. I really like having you around.

Jacob: No you don't.

Paul: I know. Sometimes I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

#paul lahote #jacob black #incorrect wolf pack #incorrect twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #Source: ?

[notafraidofstopping876]

"'Why don't you go cry about it?' Nice try idiot I already did that"

-Edward Cullen at some point, probably

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[unhingeddumbass]

A normal day in the Cullen household:

Edward: Hey Jasper, what do you want to eat?

Jasper, in his thoughts: T̶̰̞̈́͝h̸̗͇̟̍e̷̪͉̺̮̕ ̵̗̈́̉s̴͈̠̤̞̅ö̶̤́̒̿̚u̷̟͚͉͆͆͌̚l̵͍̰͊̎s̷̻̬̤̺̃̎ ̸̧̭͙͖̐̃͝o̷̰̎f̴͎͂͌͝ ̷̻̬̈ẗ̶̥́h̷̝͎̏͌̌̓e̴̹̚͠ ̷̮͛͗͂ī̶̖͚̒̐̅ǹ̴͈n̶̢̫̿́o̴͓̬̞͛͑c̴̱̼̈̿e̶͓̩̫̼͝n̶̫͖̙͒t̵̜̟̹̮͌̃͋ ̴͓̆͑̀̅

Also Jasper, out loud, knowing too well Edward read his thoughts: A bagel?

Jasper's thoughts: N̷̨̖̥̥͕͗͑̅̅̀̔̓̊͝͝o̴̗͙̰̱͙͉̬̩͖̣͉͍̲͕͌̊̃͑̓͆̓̎!̸̮̎͗͒̍͐̓̅͛͛̿̈͠

Edward, pretending he didn't get creeped tf out by Jasper's inner monologue: Two bagels :D!

(Taken from a very old Vine, I just thought it applied to them 😂)

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[ct1409lover]

Emily: Boys. Bed. Now. I want to talk to your father.

Sam, scared: No, boys, stay. Please stay.

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Emily: Go!

Sam: Stay!

Sam: Paul please stay.

Emily: Now!

Sam: Jared don’t move!

Jared and Paul, slowly leaving the room:

Emily: Get outta here!

Sam, scared still: DONTTTT LEAAAVEEEE MEEEE!!

#incorrect twilight quotes #twilight saga #twilight wolfpack incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight saga #twilight incorrect quotes #twilight renaissance #sam uley #paul lahote #twilight jared #emily young #jared cameron

[serialorangepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

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[fckedup247]

What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”

Meanwhile:

Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”

Edward: “it’s not that easy!”

Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”

#twilight #twilight saga #emmett cullen #incorrect twilight quotes #edward cullen #bella swan #alice cullen #twilight incorrect quotes #jasper hale #rosalie hale

[gaypirate420]

.*⁠♡Jasper Whitlock-Hale Incorrect quotes part 2.♡*.

#jasper whitlock hale #jasper whitlock #jasper cullen #jasper hale #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight shitposting #incorrect quotes #effervescent

[lookitsaworm]

Riley, creating a newborn army: This cannot be legal

Victoria, handing a wad of cash to Jane: .... Sure it is

#twilight incorrect quotes #twilight saga #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight meme #jane #Volturi #newborn army #victoria twilight #riley twilight #Riley was a bit simple

[queenofglassbeliever]

Esme: Have you been told the good news Bella? Carlisle and I have decided to adopt another child.

Bella: Wow, that's so great. Congratu-

Carlisle: *slams adoption papers down onto table* It's you. Sign here.

#the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #bella swan #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #dr. carlisle cullen #carlesme #esme x carlisle #carlisle x esme #twilight #twilight incorrect quotes

[misspines]

Edward: Understand, Bella. We can't be friends.

Also Edward: *takes advantage of every little moment to interact with Bella*

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[wendigo-volturi]

Y/n: *banging a quill on the table out of frustration*

Caius: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Y/n: *blushing* I—

Y/n: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

#aro volturi #caius volturi #marcus volturi #volturi x reader #vampire #twilight saga #boop #carlisle cullen #felix volturi #Incorrect quotes

[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Sam: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Jacob: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Paul: Something illegal.

Jared: Accept my fate.

Quil: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Embry: What?

Paul: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

#Source: tumblr #sam uley #jacob black #embry call #paul lahote #jared cameron #quil ateara #incorrect wolf pack #twilight renaissance #twilight saga

[notafraidofstopping876]

Esme: Carlisle and I leaving for the next couple days so i left a jar full of advice. For example, this one says “Emmett, stop doing that” and it applies all the time

#esme cullen #carlisle cullen #source: ? #emmett cullen #twilight #twilight saga #incorrect twilight #incorrect twilight saga #incorrect twilight quotes

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

I’m just thinking that Remus Lupin would hate the twilight series so much lmfao. Like he would despise it.

#marauders #remus lupin #twilight saga #fuck Stephanie Meyers #Ofir’s 3am thoughts #Ofir’s thoughts #harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #incorrect harry potter quotes #sirius black #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jegulus raising harry #lgbtq+ #wolfstar #fuck jkr #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald

[ct1409lover]

Celia: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Leah: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Celia: I said within reason, Leah. How about I murder that guy?

Leah: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Celia: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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[fanficthingsworld]

Jacob: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where Alice could’ve taken Bella

Embry: This is a map of the entire world.

Jacob, crying: I have no idea where the fuck she is.

#This takes place in New Moon lol #twilight #twilight saga #twilight incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight quotes #twilight wolf pack #twilight wolfpack incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight wolf pack quotes #jacob black #embry call #alice cullen #bella swan