#incorrect viking

[madamechoukette]

Ubbe , driving Ivar and Hvitserk : So how was your day?

Ivar: We almost got surprise adopted!

Ubbe : What?

Hvitserk : We almost got kidnapped.

Ubbe : Oh, okay.

Ubbe : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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[httyd-dragons-content]

We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

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[d-llahanspade]

Been thinking of a Viking/Warrior AU for Wenclair and yep. I’m definitely gonna draw more of this.

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[fandomnerd9602]

Thora wakes up on top of Y/N, her chest nearly suffocating her love…

Thora: by Odin’s beard.! My love, I’m so sorry.

Y/N: huh? what?

Thora: I feel asleep on top of you and my breasts almost smothered you

Y/N: why are you getting up? I liked it

Thora: (blushes) really?

Y/N: yeah

Thora: okay! Love you baby

Thora giggles and lays right back down on top of Y/N…

For @ma1egamer

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[black-lone-knight]

In the batcave. After an exhausting but successful mission.

Jon: Dad can Damian come over tonight to play video-games? Clark, tired af in the inside: Clark, smiles out of pride: Sure. It'll be nice. Jon: Dami, will you come?... Damian: Don't be ridiculous, Kent. I will not play such childish games. I am a master- Jon: We can play Cheese Viking. Damian: PLEASE BABA LET ME GO. Bruce, proud af and smiling in the inside: Bruce, deadpan: OK.

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[incorrect-thuggory-quotes]

Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.

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[paracosmoon]

king harald finehair would've risked it all for megan thee stallion

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[grantairescurls]

Ragnar: Gods! I’m so excited for this raid, I can’t believe I’m finally going west! I sure hope I won’t meet any Saxon who is going to irreversibly alter my fate and make me question all my morals!

This fucking guy:

#this is so stupid #incorrect vikings #i guess ? #also the picture is slightly edited he looks so silly in the original one #athelstan

[apersonwholikeslotus]

Denmark: So where have you two been the last couple centuries?

Sweden: Russia and Greece mostly.

Norway: all over, but Ireland for most the time.

Norway: why? where were you?

Denmark: I hoped one of you would know...

Norway: ...

Sweden: ...?

Denmark: I don't remember.

#hws denmark #hws sweden #hws norway #hetalia #hws viking trio #hetalia incorrect quotes

[ironmansnips]

dude i'm baked as beans rn but listen

like imagine accidentally traveling back in time high bill and ted style to the Viking age and meeting Ivar the boneless

like

high reader: Ivar the boneless? like boneless chicken wings lmao

ivar: chickens wings are not boneless?

they think ur insane<3

and a witch/warlock/wizard/sorcerer or whatever cause u timetraveled 🧐

#vikings #Ivar x reader #ivar the boneless #incorrect Viking quotes #i did the best i could 😭

[ivarsgard]

#keeping up with the ragnarssons #ivar the boneless #sigurd snake in the eye #vikings #incorrect vikings quotes #ivar ragnarsson

[madamechoukette]

Ragnar: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Athelstan: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Ragnar: Absolutely not.

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[httyd-dragons-content]

I'm in a bullying mood with Hiccup.

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[d-llahanspade]

I think they’ve spotted us…

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[fandomnerd9602]

Thora rushes into the house…

Thora: my love! Our village has been overrun by goblins and ghouls! Where’s Mjolnir?

Y/N: baby it’s Halloween. It’s just kids in costume

Thora: oh…so that’s why they were asking for treats. Can we get treats?

Y/N: sure but you’re the only treat I need

Thora giggles as she sits down in Y/N’s lap…

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[bullshitcharacterssay]

Ubbe: I just had a long talk with Hvitserk and Ivar about hitting, and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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