me: wow unfortunate that taylor swifts not releasing a new album for me to listen to in my post break up arc
taylor swift: *releases you’re losing me on all streaming platforms 6 hours after brad and i break up*
me: oh we’re so fucking back
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🪔 desi me rolling 101
yea i am a desi and i don't have a peaceful morning, the family starts its chaos by 8 am and it ends after a mithai before sleep.
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AI Loveybug AU
so I asked craiyon, a free AI art generator, to generate some images using the prompt "Loveybug kissing Catwalker" because I KNEW the Loveybug AU is too niche for an AI art generator to have any clue as to what to make and...
let's just say that I am wheezing
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THE ULTIMATE IRONY.
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This will never not annoy the fuck outta me cause how are people mad that the quirkless boy jump in there to save his friend, meanwhile the prodigy got himself captured by the villain and yet he gets all the praise and glory. It’s so easy to overlook this part of the first chapter but I find it so ironic that Izuku is far ahead of Katsuki now when at first Katsuki was in first place, now that boy’s in last place
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HOW TO WRITE GOOD
Avoid alliterations always
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with
3. The passive voice is to be avoided
4. Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat
5. It is wrong to ever spilt an infinitive
6. Writers should never generalise
Seven. Be consistent
8. Don't use more words than necessary. It's superfluous
9. Be more or less specific
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement
11. One word sentences? Eliminate
12. Profanity sucks
13. Analogies in writing is like feathers on a snake
14. Who needs rhetorical questions?
15. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos
16. Employ the vernacular
17. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know"
18. Comparisons are as bad as cliches
19. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed
20. Contractions aren't necessary
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Really looking forward to the "FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU I'M SOBBING CRYING HYPERVENTILATING" comments on My heart is readily yours tomorrow on my birthday to feel validated and to be assured that I was doing something right in ruining Arthur and Merlin the way I did✊ (and then putting them back together I'm not bbc lmao)
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TW: church mention
So today in service (because closeted gay in the south lmao) the preacher was going off about pride month, but was wearing a rainbow striped tie? And at prayer my dad went "help us have a nice, straight life." 👀 Is there something y'all need to say 👀
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You’re obsession with Alida is troubling. Seek help.
Your obsession with my blog is troubling. Seek help.
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Like a knife through- oh.
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This Is Funny. Laugh. I Said Laugh.
Soo... I write fanfic, as most of you that know me are aware. Lately, I've been getting into The Stanley Parable stories. Here is a summary of my efforts to write a coherent story with my two favourite blorbos:
Me with Stanley (as someone who loves little chaos gremlins with Issues) : *pats fondly on his head* Yes, good boy. That was an excellent plot idea honey. I'm sorry it hurts. I promise I'll make it better in the end. You're doing so well just hold on a little longer there.
Me with the Narrator (as someone who struggles with writing dialogue) : *tugs harshly on his tie* CAN YOU NOT SHUT UP FOR TEN MINUTES AND LET MY WRITE MY DILLY DARN STORY?! YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE PLOTLINE!!!
Yes, I actually find Stanley a easier protagonist to work with. Yes, I'm aware how ironic that is.
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Me Yesterday Night: Hmmmm I don't even know how to start this how am I supposed continue past the first episode, god nothing is coming to me
Me now: done with a few pages and counting
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my author’s note in part two of revel in our unrest is gonna be fucking awful, man.
me, in part one: man i wish i could actually stand up for myself and set boundaries
me, in part two: so guys i tried to set boundaries and now six of my friends/good acquaintances want nothing to do with me because they’d rather enable someone to horribly break my boundaries than call them out!!
on that, part two should be coming out in the next week along with an actual one-shot with dick and bruce and suffering but not bad parent bruce bc he is trying to be supportive and stuff so !! win !!
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😂😂😂😂😂
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banning fahrenheit 451 is unironically the funniest shit that you can do
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