#keebler

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Powerpuff Girls Food / Drinks (2000 - 2002)

#powerpuff girls #the powerpuff girls #ppg #pop tarts #kelloggs #eggs #eggo waffles #belly washers #chef boyardee #fruit roll ups #keebler #cereal #2000 #2001 #2002 #y2k #2000s #2000s nostalgia #2000s kids #2000s style #y2k nostalgia #00s #y2k aesthetic #y2k style #2000s kid #00s aesthetic #00s core #00score #00’s #00s kid

[catgirl-kaiju]

List of documented diversity in elves:

Tolkien-esque Elves: human sized, maybe taller. slender and ethereal. usually have a connection to nature, but do not so directly live in it as other elves do. length and size of ears can vary but tend towards shorter with very long ears being outliers.

Wild Elves: vary in size, but usually about human size, maybe shorter. live in nature, usually forests, and have a strong connection to it. more likely to be stigmatized in fantasy settings. very little connection to the world of humans and other races.

Dark Elves: sometimes mysterious, sometimes nefarious. these elves are usually human sized but tend to differ most significantly from the appearance of humans compared to other groups above. common features are: skin in dark shades of blue, purple, & grey, white or very light hair, glowing/pupilless eyes, and longer ears. tend to have connections to magics that are taboo and mysterious.

Fae Elves: folkloric version of elves. can vary wildly in size and appearance but tend towards being small. usually have very large pointed ears and large eyes, and sometimes large noses as well. nature spirits, often with a playful trickster disposition. usually hanging out with other fae entities like faeries, trolls, goblins, sprites, nymphs, satyrs, brownies, gnomes, and dryads. sometimes, there is a distinction between these types of elves and faeries, but other times, they are simply a type of faery or an alternate term for faeries.

X-Mas Elves: short little guys who work for Santa Claus making toys and performing various jobs within his gift-giving operation. sometimes, Santa and/or his wife are also elves who are inexplicably taller (perhaps denoting a hierarchical culture based on height or a hive structure wherein the dominant mating pair becomes morphologically different from other individuals)

Tinkering Elves: funny little guys somewhat adjacent to X-Mas Elves. not necessarily nature spirits, but small mystical creatures that love to repair, experiment, and invent things. tend to live in the hidden nooks and crannies of human structures.

Keebler Elves: very similar to Tinkering Elves, but seem to be preoccupied with baking the sweet goods sold by the Keebler Company (subsidiary of Ferrero SpA). it is unclear if the elves are compensated for their labor or if they are used as slave labor at the whims of their corporate overlords. if only we could locate the secret Keebler production facilities where the elves work and could assess their treatment. when will we learn the truth, Keebler? when will we learn the truth!?

#comedy #humor #shitpost #elves #fantasy #x mas #folklore #santa claus #keebler #tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings

[shiftythrifting]

Is this actual country? Or that '00s mass-produced post 9/11 Country™ about beer and trucks and American Flags?

Streetsboro Goodwill.

Bonus, some of the really cool, refurbished lures sold by a kind man at the Streetsboro Flea Market

🐟

#submission #thrifting #shiftythrifting #keebler #music and video #fishing shit

[littlethingsmart]

(source)

#old tech #computer mouse #aqua mouse #liquid mouse #keebler elf #keebler #novelty mouse #optical mouse #b

[skelleste]

Tom thinks gnomes and elves are real, so he'd totally lose his shit in a grocery store.

#Tom #original character #shitpost #Keebler #rice krispies #art #oc #cartoon #gnome #elf

[keeblerism]

Keebler

#oriental shorthair #keeblerism #keebler

[rawdickulousreturn]

#keebler #Keebler elf #elf #homeless #ai meme #meme

[compatriot-james]

Why does the Ferraro Group want these guys water-boarded?

#who are they working for? #keebler #keebler elves #desserts #dessert

[worldsofzzt]

Source “Realm-B” by Brian McFee/Keebler (1993) Published by: B'garn Software Inc. [REALM-B.ZZT] - “well2” Play This World Online

#Brian McFee #Keebler #Realm-B #realm-b

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Chips-Ahoy! Creamwiches - Squeeze In The Middle Commercial (2002)

#chips ahoy #2002 #commercials #commercial #2000s commercials #video #videos #00s commercials #chips ahoy creamwiches #creamwiches #cookies #cookie #chocolate chip cookies #chocolate chips #2000s #2000 #00s #y2kcore #y2k #2000s kids #2000’s #2000s kid #2000s nostalgia #00's #00s nostalgia #00s aesthetic #y2k nostalgia #Nabisco

[adtothebone]

Keebler: I think the flamingo’s back, Johnny.

Johnny Appleseed: I think you’re right, Keebler. I can smell his algae-eating beak from here. Don’t look back!

Keebler: Do you still owe him shrimp money?

Johnny Appleseed: Well, first off, they’re really good shrimp…

cdhs.net

#Keebler #johnny appleseed #adopt don’t shop #shelter kittens #kittens of tumblr #cats of tumblr

[mortifiedandawesome]

Tato Skins Potato Chips Commercial - 80's Vintage Advertisement

#tato skins #keebler #come on over

[skelleste]

I was going to end the year on a comic update, but this was funnier.

#Tom #original character #shitpost #Keebler #cartoon #art #oc #digital art #Keebler elf #monster #H

[duranduratulsa]

80's Fest Food of the day: Pizzerias Pizza Chips #food #foodporn #chips #keebler #snacks #pizza #pizzerias #80s #80sfest #durandurantulsas4thannual80sfest

#food #foodporn #chips #snacks #pizzerias #keebler #pizza chips #80s fest #80s #duran duran tulsa's 4th annual 80s fest

[louthechickenprincess]

Anyone get filled with ungodly rage when company’s sell specific flavors or more of a topping to their brand and then brand it as an accident? Keebler didn’t just ACCIDENTALLY cover their ENTIRE cookie with chocolate

Whoopsy? You’re a multibillion dollar company and you make a fu¢k up this hugantic? Don’t even get me started on captain crunches all berries.

Oops? You just accidentally started popping out berries and no crunch and just went with it? Absolute coincidence that peoples favorite part of your cereal just happens to be sold individually?

“Hey boss we have a little oopsie whoopys fu¢ky wucky what should we do about it?”

Sell it

#falcön #funny #Keebler #captain crunch #oopsie

[roughridingrednecks]

Keebler

#keebler #open shirt #cap