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silentborage · 3 months
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Dazai spending every night writing in cursive using a pink glitter pen in a diary he bought at Claire's kicking his feet in the air like a school girl with a crush
he's making detailed plans on how to make Kunikida's life hell at work tomorrow
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au where fukuzawa finally has a Talking to to poe and is satisfied at the end, even though he does worry about ranpo and then, later on, is thinking that at least this will be the hardest talk since he avoids thinking about wtf is going on with the tanizakis and kunikida and dazai r lowkey all over each other and kenji and kyouka havent yet expressed much interest in these things and yosano hasn't really thought of anything serious adn atsushi-
and then he sees atsushi laughing at something akutagawa says and goes through another breakdown (this one a little more severe becuz poe has been openly simping over ranpo but aku once cut off atsushi's leg) and then approaches them and invites akutagawa for tea to have a Conversation
then as he's walking away, readying himself for this, he sees kunikida and dazai with chuuya and is about to have another mini breakdown but then deep breath in deep breath out - he pretends to not notice and pledges to think of it another day
he wonders if its ranpo's influence thats causing all his kids i mean employees to date ppl from rival organizations that could potentially hurt them or if he was just cursed to have kids i mean employees who date enemies
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heartsyne · 4 months
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rosalinesurvived · 7 months
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Kunikidazai is a galaxy-brain ship obvs but but i need a fresh out of the PM Dazai viewing Kunikida as like the Ultimate CumulationTM of both Oda and Chuuya, the people who loved him, one Dazai left and the other who left first, I need Kunikida terrified of Dazai not because of any PM suspicions but because Dazai’s everything Kuni could be if he skewed to the right: the sucide obsession, the dangerous morality, the lost ideals, the general bizarreness–what puts Kuni off of Dazai is that he’s everything like Kuni and at the same time nothing like him, surely and that has to Fuck You Up, being stuck with your distorted image day in and day out.
“You are everything I could have had,” Dazai thinks towards Kunikida
“You are all of the horrors I could become,” Kunikida thinks of Dazai
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cvntkisser · 8 days
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My type is anyone extremely disgusted by my eccentric behavior, easily angered by how anoyying i am and mildly concerned for my mental well being.
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leodehurlvant · 11 days
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Tis done
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my favourite kunizai headcannon i have is that Dazai just bullies Kunikida into breaks
like will not stop messing with him until he just gives up
whether it takes fifteen minutes or two hours
i love them
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remvamp · 4 months
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guys is knkdz....
@jazzyjayjay
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grimeye-j · 4 months
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Genuine question: What is the ship name for Dazai & Kunikida?
Because I feel like I have seen every possible combination. Kunizai, Kunikizai, Kunidazai, Kunikidazai... is there a consensus or are we all hust winging it?
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vikvyr · 9 months
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emo! 15! kunikida cus of sky the tiktoker whose skits i love to death as im finally learning how to draw in ibis paint so i wont leave yall hanging so often
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darkleysgarden · 7 months
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Taking Care Of You
This is the last bsd fic I have to upload. Only putting BSD Total Drama and Obey Me on here as they're my main fandoms. I hardly have any other fics up on my main account.
Bsd, Kunikidazai.
5 + 1
Angst, fluff, hurt/comfort
1.4k words
Warnings: injury, scars, depression
1:
Kunikida woke up exactly on time as usual.
Dazai was curled up against him, clinging tighter than usual.
He sighed. It would be more difficult than usual to get up.
Dazai began to shiver, and his face scrunched up.
Kunikida looked at him with worry. Was he having a nightmare again?
He placed a hand on Dazai's cheek in hopes of soothing him.
At the contact, Dazai whimpered, and Kunikida noriced the heat radiating off of the man.
He moved his hand to Dazai's forehead and sighed deeply.
A fever.
Yesterday, Dazai had jumped into a river yet again, except this time it was in the pouring rain.
Obviously, Dazai had a cold now because of it.
Kunikida tried to get up to get a cool rag to place on Dazai's forehead, yet Dazai clung harder to him in his sleep.
He sat up and gently moved Dazai to his lap and began to stroke his hair.
Dazai's eyes opened blearily.
"W-what?" He asked, voice hoarse.
"You have a fever, Osamu," Kunikida explained.
"Fucking hell," Dazai groaned. "It should've killed me in my sleep."
Kunikida flicked him on the forehead.
"Ow!" He shouted. "What was that for!?"
"Don't talk like that."
Dazai scoffed. "Fine."
Kunikida ran his hands through Dazai's hair and scratched gently.
Dazai whimpered lightly and leaned against his hand.
"I hate being sick," Dazai admitted.
Kunikida hummed.
"I'm glad you're here," Dazai mumbles.
"Of course."
2:
Dazai was in another one of his slumps.
He refused to get out of bed, shower, eat, anything.
It had Kunikida worried to no ends.
Whenever he tried to get Dazai up, he just sighed and tucked himself deeper under the covers.
He would try again today.
Kunikida walked over to Dazai's futon and crouched beside it.
"How are you feeling today?"
"Awful," Dazai whines. "My hair feels disgusting."
"You need to wash it."
"I'm too tired," Dazai admitted, somewhat embarrassed. "I don't think I could lift my hands for that long."
"Would you like me to wash it for you?" Kunikida asks with a smile.
"Would you?"
"Yes."
Dazai slowly sat up, then slumped against Doppo.
"Carry me," Dazai asked, making his best puppy dog eyes.
Doppo sighed and picked his boyfriend up.
He brought him into the bathroom and helped him undress.
Dazai unwrapped his own bandages then sat in the bathtub.
Kunikida filled the tub with water and added soap to make it a bubble bath.
Dazai always liked it that way.
Dazai leaned against the edge of the tub as Kunikida sat behind him.
Kunikida grabbed a small plastic cup and filled it with the bath water.
He placed a hand over Dazai's eyes and gently poured the water over his hair to dampen it.
At first, Dazai's shoulders were tense, but at the contact of water against his scalp he released that tension and relaxed.
Kunikida grabbed his shampoo (and the one Dazai steals, as he never buys his own) and squirted a small amount onto his hand.
He started massaging the shampoo into Dazai's hair. Dazai sighed in content at the feeling. He was almost melting at the contact.
"Close your eyes," He directed, placing his hand over his eyes once again.
He rinsed out the shampoo and began to rub in the conditioner.
"I love you, Doppo."
"I love you too, Osamu."
3:
"Ow, fuck!" Dazai yelled a couple feet away from him.
Kunikida wiped his head over to see Dazai with a stab wound in his stomach with the criminal in front of him.
"That hurt!"
Kunikida sighed at Dazai's reaction and ran over.
Although he was playing it off in a comedic manor, Dazai would not say something unless he was genuinely hurt.
The criminal then began to run off as Dazai slowly collapsed onto the floor.
He looked between his partner and the criminal with anxiousness spreading through his body.
With a groan, he rushed to Dazai's side.
Dazai was breathing heavily, breath gasping.
"Did it hit anywhere?" Kunikida asked calmly as he grabbed Dazai's hands to help stabilize him.
"Lung," Dazai wheezed out.
Kunikida put pressure on the wound and moved Dazai to lean his weight onto him.
"I'm calling Yosano," He said as he pulled out his phone.
While Yosano's ability didn't work on Osamu, she had way more experience and knowledge on medical stuff than Kunikida did.
Dazai placed a hand over Kunikida's against the wound.
His face was unshowing of emotions to most, but Kunikida knew Dazai. He was in pain. Yet, he wouldn't show it.
"It hurts," Dazai breathes.
"Don't talk. It'll just hurt you more."
Dazai's head lulled slightly against his chest.
"I can't have you falling asleep on me."
Dazai nodded his head ever so slightly.
"Yosano is almost here."
4:
Kunikida woke up in the middle of the night to Dazai crawling out of bed.
He laid there, waiting for Osamu to get back before he fell asleep.
Yet, Dazai wasn't back after a few minutes.
He sighed and got out of bed.
Softly, he pushed open the door of the bathroom to reveal Dazai clutching his stomach on the floor next to the toilet as he dry heaved.
Kunikida sat next to him and pulled him into a hug from behind.
He wrapped his arms under Dazai's and up to hold his hair out of his face.
Dazai let out a high whine.
"Do you know what led to this?"
"Nightmare."
How bad did it have to be treated him like this? Did he want to know? Would Osamu be willing to tell him?
"I'm so tired," Dazai mumbled.
"I know," Kunikida whispered back. "I am so sorry."
He kissed Dazai's temple.
Dazai leaned his head against Kunikida's, cheeks pressed together.
"Your face is cool... it's nice."
5:
"Mr. Kunikida, Mr. Dazai is sleeping on the job again-"
"Let him."
Atsushi's face showed utter disbelief. "Let him... sleep on the job? Are you feeling alright? Normally you get super angry when Dazai sleeps on the job."
"That's because he's normally sleeping for fun," He sighed. "Yet, he was unable to sleep last night."
Atsushi looked confused, yet didn't question it.
Kunikida stood up from his desk and made his way over to the couch Dazai was sleeping on.
His face was twisted in distress and he was curled in on himself.
He rested his hand on Dazai's cheek in an attempt to help him relax. Dazai leaned in against the contact.
Kunikida grabbed a small blanket and rested it over Dazai's sleeping form.
Last night, Dazai was kept up with horrible nightmares. He was left screaming and having panic attacks. It was probably the worst Kunikida had ever seen him.
Though he didn't seem to be having the best sleep ever, he could only hope that this nap would help him recover from the night before. Even if only a little bit.
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Dazai watched as Kunikida struggled at his desk.
Paper after paper, every single one added another stress line to his face.
He chewed the end of his pencil, weighing his options.
When Kunikida set down his own pencil to massage his hand, that's when Dazai decided to do something.
"Hey, Doppo," He said as he walked over to his desk.
"Yes?" Kunikida asked with a yawn.
"I think it's time we head home," He sighed. "You're stressed out."
"I have stuff to do. If I don't get it done then-"
"Then nothing will happen. It's fine. Work ended an hour ago. Let's go home, you need the rest."
Kunikid grimaced for a moment before standing.
"Alright."
They eventually made their way back to Kunikida's apartment.
Though, at this point, it was more both of theirs.
Dazai stayed over so much because of his mental health that he just ended up a permanent member.
Kunikida and Dazai both changed into soft clothes and sat down on Kunikida's bed.
Dazai reached over to massage his shoulders. Kunikida sighed in relief as the tension drained.
Dazai grabbed Kunikida by his shoulders and pulled him down to lay beside him. He then crawled on top of him and curled around him like a koala.
Kunikida wrapped his arms around Dazai and buried his face against Dazai's hair.
Cuddling like this always helped Kunikida sleep. And this time was no different.
He fell asleep quickly and Dazai smiled at his success.
Kunikida always took care of him, and he was happy to return the favor.
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silentborage · 3 months
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why is it that I only ever hear about Ranpo-Yasano-Dazai sibling trio when this picture exsists
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like they did not pose for a family portrait just to be ignored like this.
also dazai definitely married into the family let's be fr
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dazai: i have to tell u something
kunikida: dazai why did u break into my apartment at 2 am
dazai: becuz i had to tell u something
kunikida: and why is port mafia executive nakahara here
dazai: kunikida-kun are you not listening? i had to tell u something!!!
kunikida:
kunikida: okay fine but get out of my bed
dazai: no
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lnkedmyheart · 1 year
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Dazai is too proud to ask people to step on him so he annoys them till they step on him without him even having to ask.
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rashoumon-homo · 6 months
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I’m taking writing requests!!
Go ahead and drop a request in my ask box or through dm :)
I specialize in character x character smut (and smut in general), so don’t be afraid to send in a nsfw request! In fact, I’ll probably get to it faster than I would a sfw prompt if I’m being totally honest haha.
Here are some of my basic guidelines. (These might change over time)
Things I will write
Character x character
Character x gn!reader
Character x m!reader
Explicit m/m smut
Trans reader or character (including smut)
A pretty wide range of kinks (ask if you’re not sure)
Non-shipping/romance plots
Headcanon format or short fic format
Things I will not write (hard no)
Any het or w/w smut
f!reader / female reader
Character x OC
Cheating
Soft no
(Will write under certain circumstances or maybe someday)
Female characters (for romance/smut plots)
Poly ships
Angst
SFW het and w/w
Fandoms + Characters + Ships
For reader insert fics, I’ll write pretty much any male character. I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head I’d be uncomfortable writing. I’m still new to the BNHA fandom, so there might be some characters I don’t see I know well enough to write, but again it’s case-by-case.
You can request a ship that isn’t on this list, but if the ship you like is here, I’ll definitely be willing to write it!
Bungou Stray Dogs
Soukoku ☆°
Shin Soukoku ☆°
Ranpoe ☆°
Fyolai °
Fyozai °
Kunizai
My Hero Academia
BakuDeku ☆°
KiriBaku ☆°
TodoDeku
Seroroki
☆ - personal favorite to write
° - have written before
I may switch to taking commissions instead of requests at some point but for now I’m just getting the hang of things so request away while you can!
However, since these are requests that I’m just taking in my free time, it might take me a while to get to yours. Your patience is appreciated!
If I get a request that I don’t feel comfortable with writing, I will let you know (unless of course it was an anonymous request).
Feel free to dm me with any questions!
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2kphoz · 11 months
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Ik I haven’t drawn in a while and I will I promise…but look !! (I took this ss yesterday ignore the date)
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