#kurt antman

[aintinacage]

Marvel No Context #40

#marvel #mcu #marvel no context #ooc #antshavefeelingtoo #ants have feelings too #antman #paul rudd #scott lang #evangeline lily #the wasp #hope van dyne #michael pena #Luis antman #Kurt antman

[antfam-incorrect-quotes]

Scott: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Luis: Looking right because you left

Kurt: Looking up cause you let me down

Dave: Looking down cause you fucked up

Hope: What is wrong with you guys

#scott lang #hope van dyne #luis ant man #dave antman #kurt antman #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #antman #ant man incorrect quotes

[fxckin-polkadots]

okay this one is a lil dumb but like, projection

Kurt with a reader that learned to code purely for modding minecraft?

i think it'd be slightly funny

CANDIECARDS!!!!! it’s nice seeing ur asks in my inbox man !!!

How the hell did you do that? // Kurt Goreshter

Master List

Warnings: None / Not proof read

A/N: Reader is gender neutral (not specified in ask/no pronouns referred with)

Synopsis: Kurt showing the reader something he’s “working” on, and the reader enquires how he learnt to do that.

Translated words: Пчелка – Pchelka = Little bee

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“How the hell did you do that Kurt?” You asked, peering over his shoulder that the blue screen of his dinky laptop. You could barely keep up with the amount of pop ups flashing on screen, each filled with information you couldn’t quite take in.

You knew Kurt was an avid hacker, and a good one at that. But you never knew how on earth he learnt to do it, whenever you’d had asked he’d go awkwardly quiet and dance around the question until you have up prying. Hackers never reveal their secrets, you guessed.

You almost didn’t catch his response to your question as you were to engrossed watching his hands flicker across the keyboard, like skilled ballet dancers preforming a routine they’d done a thousand times before.

“Modding Minecraft, Pchelka”

You stared at him, mouth agape, he had stopped what he was doing and was looking right at you. “What?” you couldn’t believe what you were hearing, the man you’d seen jack into government owned servers was now telling you he learnt this from a video game. “What? Don’t believe me? I’ll show you”

Ruffling in his back under his desk he pulled out an old, scruffy looking USB, you couldn’t read the russian text scrawled on a sticky label on the front. You assumed it must’ve been “Minecraft” or something like that.

He placed it into the side of his laptop, as an old windows screen popped up, the foretold game’s home menu brightly lit up the screen. You watched with mounting anticipation, nothing looked out of the norm though. That was until he opened a saved game file, and once he had the whole game looked different, the textures were more advanced and in the home he had spawned in there was furniture you knew wasn’t already in MC.

He moved around the little area, showing you nick-nacks he had either modded in or collected during his play through, and then he went outside, into a beautiful forest with types of trees you hadn’t even seen before, all you could say was “Oh wow,” you heard kurt chuckle at your remark, “Like it?” he said, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth, you nodded.

“We should play together some time” Kurt offered, leaning slightly back in his chair, you couldn’t agree more.

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This one is slightly shorter - my apologies ^^; i hope you like it though !!

and yes i’m now realising the reader is just standing up the entire time but i have no idea how to slide in a chair somewhere in this oh well 💔

#david dastmalchian #not art #david dastmalchian characters #kurt goreshter #kurt mcu #kurt x gn!reader #kurt antman #kurt ant man #ant man the wombats #ant man and the wasp #ask response #gn!reader x canon #x gn!reader #gn reader #gn!reader #my ask #ask reply #answered asks #mcu fanfiction #mcu #marvel #marvel connected universe #mcu headcanons #ask me things #asks open #op rambles #fluff fanfic #fluff #david dastmalchian gif

[holmesandtheroman]

RED ALERT 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN REPOSTED THIS GIRL’S SHIRT

KURT X BABA YAGA CONFIRMED!!!!!

#david dastmalchian #marvel #kurt goreshter #kurt antman #baba yaga #kurt x baba yaga #marvel baba yaga

[antvnger]

Scott’s watching tv and sitting on his couch, and then suddenly the *bamf* right in front of him makes him all but jump out of his skin. “Shit!” He hisses loudly as he jumps and gets into a defensive position.

His hand is in his pocket, pulling out his suit’s device, but he stops short when he realizes who is there and what just happened. “Kurt! Geeeeez, dude! Gimme a heart attack, geez,” Scott takes a couple of breaths as he registers Kurt’s words. “What? Multiverse hoppers? Yeah sure.” He points to the kid in Kurt’s hands. “The hopper in question?” @ask-kurt-wagnerandrpwithhim

#rpscottlang #scott lang #ant-man #kurt wagner #ask kurt wagnerandrpwithhim #multiverse hoppers #ant man #antman

[dastbatz]

Them when they meet each other.

#kurt antman fanart #kurt goreshter #ant man kurt #marvel #marvel fanart #loki laufeyson #loki fanart #tom hiddleston #tom hiddelston loki

[sad-trash-hobo]

The antman movie was good except that it wasn't an Antman movie. It wasn't about Scott and his friends and family. Yes it was about Hope and hank and Janet, but his actual family was hardly in it, or not at all. Cassie was there, but where was cassies mom and Paxton? Where were Luis, Dave and Kurt? The people that actually have been a part of Scott's life and supported him through prison and house arrest. Not to make it fast and furious, but its not an antman movie without family and his family wasn't there

#antman #antman spoilers #antman quantamania #antman quantumania spoilers #im so sick of hank and janet #marvel #i just wanted to watch an antman movie #luis #dave #kurt #yes kang the conquerer was cool #why was this an avengers movie #antmans supposed to stay on earth and have a fun story #this movie compared to the first 2 doesnt even make sense

[saik0m0che]

In loving memory of my best boy Kurt who will not be appearing in ant man 3 😔

#sadge #kurt goreshter #kurt ant man #ant man #antman and the wasp #ant man quantumania #david dastmalchian #im suing marvel #skmarts

[incorrectantfam]

[at the x-con’s office]

Scott: While I'm gone, Luis, you're in charge

Luis: Yes!

Scott, whispering: Kurt, you're secretly in charge 

Kurt: Obviously

#ant man #ant man and the wasp #amatw #antman #incorrectantfam #marvel #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #ant fam #ant man quantumania #antman quantamania #luis #luis cuevas #the wombats #scott lang #kurt #kurt goreshter #loml tbh #x-con #x con #luis is the face but kurt is the one really running the show

[renhaswritersblock]

So we don't get Kurt in the new Antman movie, tis sad. And the other wombats, which is also sad. BUT! We get a new dast boy so that's something! Right...?

#Let's give this Veb a chance #or not #idk #I've seen a couple of things happen in the new marvel era that made me lose hope for any new future movies/tv shows. #BUT! I'm willing to give the new Antman and Guardians of the Galaxy a chance since the trailers seem promising #Movie writers...I'm coming for you if you fail us #david dastmalchian #kurt goreshter

[antfam-incorrect-quotes]

Scott: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Luis: ... Your what?

Scott: My friends.

Kurt: Is he saying “friends”?

Dave: I think he’s being sarcastic.

Hope: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Scott! All of your friends are in this room.

Scott: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

#scott lang #hope van dyne #luis ant man #kurt antman #dave antman #antman #ant man incorrect quotes #mcu #mcu incorrect quotes

[indoraptorgirlwind]

My fav latin spanish variations of ant-man dialogues

Scott: peanut/pulga (li'l flea)

Cassie: He's so ugly, i love him!/Es horroroso y esta increible (He's horrendous! And it's incredible!)

Scott: you should really write poetry/serias una gran poetisa (you'd be a great poetess)

Hank: Scott you're full of shit/Scott no me engañas (Scott, you don't fool me)

Janet: jellybean/nena hermosa (li'l beauty)

Cassie: i eat fear for breakfast/desayuno miedo frito (i breakfast fried fear)

Kurt: Baba yaga come at night, little children sleeping tight/Baba yaga ya vendra y a todos espantara (Baba yaga will come, and everyone she'll scare)

Maggie: forever bothering individuals?/fracasados, babosos inutiles? (Losers, idiots and useless?)

Scott: It's an acronym actually that's modofk/es un acronimo adaptado al español y si se oye mejor que omdum (it's an acronym, adaptated to spanish. And yeah, it sounds better than omdum (modok acronym in spanish is omdum) )

Scott (clone): We're all gonna die/Nadie va a salir de esta (no one's safe from this)

Modok: Holy shit, that's big/que grandote, es bestial (how big, he's beastly)

Quantumnaut: Damn!/Ay porque (ugh, why?)

#Indora queues #Ant-man #Antman #Ant man #Amatw #Amatwq #Scott lang #Cassie lang #Hank pym #janet van dyne #Kurt #Maggie lang #Modok #Kang #Quotes

[holmesandtheroman]

WAIT NO FUCK WAIT FUCK IS KURT JUST DEAD AND GONE FUCK FUCK WHAT MY LITTLE RUSSIAN MAN IS GONE????

#david dastmalchian #marvel #kurt goreshter #kurt antman #mcu kurt #marvel baba yaga #ant man #ant man and the wasp #ant man and the wasp: quantumania #veb

[antvnger]

@ask-kurt-wagnerandrpwithhim

Kurt bamfs into Scott's living room looking dejected. "My fiance is busy, my sister is on a mission, and neither of my mother's want to spend time with me, one of them called me clingy... I'm having a rough day"

Scott jumps out of his skin at the sudden bamf and the appearance of his friend, hissing a choice word under his breath. That is something he’s not sure he can actually get used to honestly.

But then he hears how rough a day Kurt is having, and he softens. “Aaw, Kurt buddy, I’m sorry. C’mere and sit down a spell. What do you need? You want some iced sweet tea? Want a distraction or a chance to vent? What would help make the day better?”

#rpscottlang #scott lang #ant-man #ask kurt wagnerandrpwithhim #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #aaaw poor kurt #:( #that’s sad #ant man #antman

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @dastmalchian #daviddastmalchian #actor #kurt #antman #antmanandthewasp #whatif #quantumania #polkadotman #thesuicidesquad #oppenheimer #bostonstrangler #thedarkknight #Batman #TheLongHalloween #dune #gotham #theflash    #BladeRunner2049 #AMillionLittlePieces

#happybirthday #david dastmalchian #actor #kurt #ant man #antmanandthewasp #what if #quantumania #polkadotman #the suicide squad #oppenheimer #boston strangler #the dark knight #batman #the long halloween #dune #gotham #the flash #animals #sushigirl #blade runner 2049 #a million little pieces #allcreaturesherebelow #bird box #reprisal #macgyver #inmoralcompass

[dastbatz]

When Kurt meets Steven, Jake & Marc

#david dastmalchian #kurt antman fanart #ant man kurt #kurt goreshter #steven grant #moon knight #marc spector #jake lockley #oscar isaac