Keith: please... please, kill me :'0
Hunk: why?? what happened?
Keith: Lance... Lance told me he was in love with me..
Pidge: that's great-
Keith: and i said "that sounds like a you problem" :'(
Hunk:
Pidge:
Lance: *sobbing*
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Keith: I don't like him
Keith: I don't like him
Keith: i Don't liKe Him
Lance: hi
Keith: sweet Jesus I fucking love him
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Here's a drawing of Lance and Kaltenecker cause I haven't stopped dreaming about them since Monday 😬
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You're making me look like an idiot.
Lance to Keith probably
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Lance: So the boy I've been talking to just asked me if I wanted to sleepover and I'm actually scared he's gonna hold me hostage
Lance: BUT! I'm shaving my legs, and then I'm on my way!
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Lance: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Keith: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Lance: Literally all you had to do was say no.
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Lance: Keith is like a goldfish
Pidge: ....explain?
Lance: a snack that smiles back
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Pidge: [knocking on door]
Pidge: y'all fucking?
Lance: yeah
Keith, wrapped up in a blanket burrito: fucking depressed
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Lance: If I date Keith, does that make me a furry? Not that I'll date someone as annoying as him,but like...
Pidge: It makes you gay.
Lance: Not the que- and why?
Keith: Because we just made out in Red Lion..
Pidge: That, and suggesting that you date Keith
Shiro: YOU MADE OUT WHERE??
Keith: What the fuck is a furry?
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BOM: come get your angry Chihuahua
Voltron: what?
BOM: Keith please he won't shut up
Keith: *in the background* and then lance was like nope don't remember didn't happen like how the fuck could he forget are bonding moment
Keith: *throws object across room*
Lance: *blushing*
Shiro: we are on are way *disappointment dad face*
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Lance, before storming Area 51
Lance, after storming Area 51
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I am back and even tho I think I just failed my test, I’m ready to talk about voltron and it’s horrible lame ass ending
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