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[blqnyt]

Lex by bartlomiej kurela

#lexa hands #lex hands #lex hand #lexa handwork #bartlomiej kurela #blqnyt

[bartlomiejkurela]

Lex Hands by bartlomiej kurela

#lexa handwork #lex hand #bartlomiejkurela #model #bartlomiej kurela #fashion #chicago #beauty #photographer #mua #agency #joshuatree

[cak31ssuperi04]

"Basically what happens is, Grace and Max are right about to win. They're right about to do it. And then, there's a groaning. In the floorboards. Suddenly, the staircase gives out beneath Grace and Max, and they fall through the floors. They fall stories. Pieces of wood shove through their chests, and they both are killed." "But keep this in mind, nothing truly dies in the Waylon house. Grace and Max become ghosts, and they're off doing whatever, but they're no longer involved in the tournament."

So.. that Pit Stop in Hatchetfield tag team deathmatch huh.

#hand in unlovable hand #Pulling pledges last-second to affect the results is FOUL but this was the best possible outcome for them actually. #relative to the death tournament where every other character dies a horrible death anyways #but more importantly. to my entertainment. They win even when they lose. #Terrible for hatchetfield though. Just one of them was enough to be World Ending Cataclysm levels disastrous #and now there's two of them. terrible. #a pit stop in hatchetfield #Ted finally survives a timeline but his friends and family are dead and there are murder ghosts on the loose #nerdy prudes must die #Also tom being the nighthawks coach loredrop. and max being hesitant to fight him #I mean he does anyways but it's the thought that counts right #grace chasity #holyghost #holy ghost #jagertity #max jagerman #starkid #hatchetfield #hatcherverse #cakeart #Coping about lex and ethan though. swept in my heart

[frownyalfred]

imagine how smart Bruce would be if he didn't get hit in the head all the time. "Lex Luthor is the smartest man on Earth--" "Tony Stark is--" right but if Bruce is holding his own up there AND he's been playing fast and loose with TBIs for a few years, that ranking is flawed.

#fun fact #if you're smart enough before getting some TBIs #the damage isn't even measurable bc your brain makes up for a lot of the injury #so all the tests basically say oh well you're prob fine? #bruce wayne #batman #dc #tw discussion of injuries #tw injury #lex luthor #tony stark #dc comics #Bruce: gets another concussion #leslie throwing her hands up: he's probably gonna be fine

[st4rlex]

THEY MAKE ME SO ILL IM NOT READY FOR THURSDAY

#everything is pointing towards them breaking up BUT I DONT WANT TJEM TO #PLEASE #GIVEBTHEM A HAPOY ENDING IM GONNA EXPLODE #genuinely thinking about them for more than 2 seconds fills me with unbridled anguish PLEASE LET THEM BE HAPPY IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES #adventure time #petrigrof #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #betty grof #simon petrikov #lex art #artists on tumblr #fanart #art

[brucewaynehater101]

HC: Baby Tim made people sign contracts whenever they promised him something. He never grew out of that habit, and he will use it for even the most ridiculous agreements.

He's even taken some of his family members to court over it.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #unhinged tim drake #tim drake reads law books and has read all the textbooks he could get his hands on about contracts #he holes himself up in his room for weeks when a new contract textbook drops #he likes finding all of the loopholes and utilizing them viciously #lex luthor has to personally look over every single WE contract now (he got scammed out of all his printer paper the last time he didn't)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 182

Danny and Wes find themselves in the DC world after a portal incident. No they aren’t speaking about it, why would they need to? The issue is that they’re younger than they should be and it’s a lot harder to do things to try and get back home when people try to get them to go with them or go to the police or whatever. 

It’s not like they’re actually five year olds- they were almost graduating! One more week of school! ONE! So maybe they’re salty about it and maybe they both have latched onto each other as the literal only familiar thing in this situation. They don’t have co-dependence, really! 

But still, they have things to do! So if people could stop trying to stop them in concern that would be great! Aren’t big cities supposed to be horrible or something?! 

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Danny is his universe version of Superman #Wes is their universe version of Lex Luthor #Fun fact Lex did in fact used to have red hair lol #This WILL lead to misunderstandings #They just want to get home #Danny is only stopped from being a feral badger by the fact Wes is holding his hand #They’re a little co-dependent but they’re sure it’s FINE #It’ll all be fine once they get home #... they can get home again… right….? #Why yes people close to the DC world's versions of them mistake the two for secret love children #Or clones #Or even secret love children from another timeline #There are many misunderstandings

[fallinginaforrest]

I'm going insane.

(Screenshots via @/myhamcake on Twitter, but from the NMT2 episode "Daddy")

#angela giarratana #lex foster #smosh angela #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #starkid #OH MY GOD #she makes me so #on my knees #i will never shut up about her #if there are no Angela Giarratana simps it is because i am DEAD #her HANDS

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Rewatching Yellow Jacket, I can't help but really appreciate how the main trio are written, especially in regards to money. I feel like the easy way to go would be to have a story about greed, forgetting where you came from, ego, blah blah blah. That's the cliche cake you get from the ingredients set up in the first act. But I really, really love that they didn't go that way. Hannah doesn't want money for luxury. She won't say no to it, but her primary motivation is entirely about making Lex happy. There's no bullshit about how money can't buy happiness, because it kind of can. Not happiness directly, but it can sure as fuck buy security, stability, and resources. Ethan has never seen anything close to 100k in his life. And then what they do with a quarter of it is, objectively, irresponsible. Because they're still kids. What would be treated as frivolous in a less compassionate story is vital to these characters. They buy games and toys and ice cream, fill the house with arcade cabinets and a bounce house. Ethan gets so excited that he forgets to get a bed for himself and Lex, but he gets Hannah an extravagant water bed because he loves the kid with all his heart.

Lex has been working shitty minimum wage jobs since she was 16. She had to drop out of high school because she literally couldn't afford to not work for those 8 hours a day. She takes all the hours she can get, she sells whatever she can get her hands on, she takes the consequences onto herself, she takes the snide remarks, she takes the verbal abuse, she takes all of it because she refuses to let Hannah suffer the way Pam did. The hyper-awareness of money bleeds over to Hannah too, no matter how much Lex tries to protect her from it. She knows that a child should never have to worry about bills and medical expenses and if food is gonna be on the table tomorrow, and she doesn't want Hannah to feel the same anxieties that she does. But still, this kid, on her birthday, sees a tablet she could win, and her first thought is that she could sell it. Because fun is a luxury, and she knows it.

So Ethan blowing 25k on games and pizza and candy- it's not silly to them. It's not frivolous. He's giving them both, but especially Lex, the childhood that was taken from them. That was taken by late stage capitalism, and poverty, and a school system that let them slip through the cracks, and an abusive, negligent parent. It's not the most responsible thing in the world, but it's not about the games or the junk food. It's about the ability to eat the junk food and have time to play the games. It's about Lex not having to feel guilty for spending the day with her sister when she could be working. It's about being able to stay up late for Hannah's 15th birthday, because she doesn't have to take a shift the next day. It's about having the time and energy to study and pass the test without entirely burning herself out and hurting the people around her. It's about these three people finally, finally having the resources to feel real, safe, full joy in their lives, and more.

Thank you for joining me on this week's episode of Why This Scene Of Two Twenty-Somethings Sleeping In A Bounce House Made Me Cry, and now back to Dan with the weather-

#yellow jacket #hatchetfield #lex foster #hannah foster #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #ethan green #wow there was a lot of jazz hands during that murder

[queenofthequillandink]

I think a massive facet of Tim's secret identity should be that everyone in Gotham knows that if Tim had Bat Skills, he would simply be a benevolent supervillain instead. A feral little gremlin who would take out the kneecaps of every boomer trying to embezzle charity funds. Like, this is the bitch that's constantly ready to fight God in a Denny's parking lot. He would be out there committing murder every time someone tried to rezone Gotham's voting districts again; he'd just show up in their dark living room with anime eyeshine like, "oh? And you thought you could get away with this? 🔪"

#tim drake #red robin #batman #dc comics #batfam #original #his public persona is so unhinged #so is his hero-to-hero and hero-to-villain vigilante persona #the only facet of tim drake that appears largely sane is his civillian-facing red robin persona #and that's bc he's holding onto his self restraint with both hands #so anyway he's so feral on social media #especially to other rich bitches and corporations who think they can get away with disenfranchising people #tell me he doesn't have regular twitter beef with lex luthor #what gothamite could look at this bitch and be like #'yeah if he knew 28 kinds of martial arts and weapons fighting i think he'd use it Normally and Responsibly' #everyone knows tim drake would have half his own board's heads on spikes on the lawn of wayne enterprises #if only he wasn't a pale noodle-armed child who definitely couldn't get away with murder bc he'd film it on instagram live /s

[mango-sp1ce]

HEY DC X DP FANS

REMEMBER CALCULATOR??? THE CALCULATOR? Whatever the fuck his nerdy ass name was???

He like, was the villain equivalent of oracle in dc-online. And he’s like a character that I don’t think dc really uses often… (Yes I still play that- shut up)

Yeah, anyways-

Boom, make him Tucker. Or make Tucker him??

Tucker = The Calculator

Get it? Got it? Good.

then do whatever the fuck with that. Like- Danny could be a villain in training (dc-online story arc???)

Or maybe no one else knows, and then the bats find out and Tucker freaks the hell out

Or I dunno- Danny is a “villain” (but in the fun way, not so murderous) and ends up being recruited as one of the villain mentors (yknow; Lex, Joker, Circe)

(Since each is a counter to a hero; Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman. What if Danny’s the counter to another hero? Or even the counter to the entire Justice League Dark. I think it’d be pretty funny if he’s the counter to Flash or something)

And now he’s gotta mentor a bunch of villains-in-training who literally busted out of test tubes and have no memories from before… and god hes just adopting kids isn’t he?

maybe somehow Klarions here, too.

I rambled in the tags a lil bit btw…

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #batpham #danny phantom crossover #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc prompt #I could also ramble about the power system in dc online #Because the actual options are magic combat | hand to hand combat | and powered combat #so I think metas fall under Lex | Superman #and Wonder Woman and Circe are magic #And then Joker and Batman are hand to hand combat #so then it’s like #Constantine falls under magic too #So introducing Danny as a big villain would be interesting #you have the option of making an ectoplasm section of the power dynamics #or maybe you could fit him under something else? #maybe we could specifically separate alien from meta and give meta to Danny? #And superman won’t run out of kids to mentor because all of the player characters in the game just wake up on brainiacs ship #so they could be from literally anywhere #which would also make the hero equivalent of him Flash #so like #literally perfect #i’m rambling

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Lex by bartlomiej kurela

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Lex Hands by bartlomiej kurela

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[shesmore-shoebill]

potentially wont have enough time again today for a video compilation for smosh girlies week day 4. so. Juuuust in case, I want to say that Angela as Lex Foster in Starkid Productions rewrote something primal in my brain.

Like listen Angela is an incredibly talented comedic force but. You watch her as Lex Foster in Black Friday and NMT: Yellowjacket and get a girl who is being crushed under the weight of trying to protect and support her sister in the face of systemic poverty and otherworldly forces and no soft places to land. Girl who loves her sister so much in a world that does not love them and will do anything- anything to keep her safe. Girl working a shitty dead end job with shitty dead end prospects tired as shit trying to get by with just her and her sister and her bf. She's sassy and a little rude and so flawed and so, so tired. She saves the world anyway! She even smokes weed. Starkid IS known for comedy but im just saying if you've ever wanted Angela to rip your heart out with a dramatic character. it exists. (especially Yellowjacket).

also she looks like this in YJ:

#im writing this with one hand during my lunch break its probably not v coherent #smosh #starkid #angela giarratana #smosh girlies week #in spirit #lex foster #i did in fact come from knowing angela from black friday and lemme tell ya. going from that character to angela eating cat food. #incredible.

[fairyroses]

requested by @lexkent: the scene in "Shattered" where Lana sees Lex on the ground in the stable sitting curled into himself, and she looks anguished to see him in such a state, and she's so kind and compassionate to him

+ bonus Lana, after literally almost dying:

#thank you erin for requesting this because these scenes are incredibly underrated #like the moment where lana hands lex the drink and he smiles up at her with such an innocently adoring look....... many thoughts head full #(yes I know it all goes horribly wrong right after that but shhhhh) #she's just soooo soft and gentle and sweet with him and it's hitting all the best hurt/comfort buttons in my heart 🥺 #just look at all the comforting touches!! lex almost never receives that kind of genuine affection/positive physical contact from other ppl #I think it's also worth pointing out that lana decides at the end of the ep that being around *clark* is dangerous and she should avoid him #but she never expresses a similar sentiment towards lex or blames him at all for what happened #and a few episodes later she even tells him that he could have visited her while she was recovering #......god I still can't get over the fact that her first words when she wakes up in the hospital are 'how's lex' like I really could cry #she's the best and I won't hear a word to the contrary #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #lex luthor #clark kent #lexana #dcmultiverse #sv 3x08 #my gifs

[pseudo-hero]

In the same spirit as the bottom of my "Comics!Clex Plot Connection?" post, here's another (sort of serious) Clex/SuperTie Translation:

Lex Luthor: "You and I could make a pretty lovin—I mean, great pair, I think. A wonderful not-couple. Don't you think? Pretty please say you do! We could save each other."

Superman: *Pretends to not have already made up his mind* "Listen Lex, I want to be able to hold you believe in you so badly...which is why I came here to ask you...if you would be...my partner in stopping crime?"

Lex Luthor: "...What...? Oh...! I thought you'd never ask! I mean—I knew you'd eventually come around to see things my way...my love."

#Clex #Superman #Clark Kent #Lex Luthor #That is one snazzy and fancy watch! #And you just KNOW that Clark probably made it all by himself #by hand #I wonder what precious metal it's made of #Notice how he felt the need to put his symbol on the box? #Like how Lex puts his initials on everything?! #They have SO MUCH in common! #And are only just now realizing it! #That or this is a delicious case of role reversal. #I hope Lex calls him Clark again #Or at least by his Kryptonian name Kal-El #SuperTie #Gonna try to make that pairing tag a thing