My mother gave me a single slice of lunch meat and a piece of pepper for dinner then ordered herself a pizza.
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notice they don't say anything about ham....................
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Not a request, but a friendly suggestion from someone who has also struggled with ghoul mayor getup.
If the ruffles on Hancock's shirt are giving you a hard time: deli sandwiches.
I chopped up a pic of one with the fluffy lettuce and layers of sliced meat and shoved it up the sleeve of his coat as a joke because i was frustrated and it was stupid how much it instantly helped me visualize the folds.
I hate it, it's horrid, i can't recommend it enough.
WAIT THIS IS SO HELPFUL! EVERYBODY TAKE NOTES! I definitely appreciate the advice because I've just been winging it. My biggest issue has been his hat so far (Tho weirdly enough I find Nick's MUCH HARDER)
Thank you! Have a pepperoni mayor!
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The Oscar Mayer Baloneymobile
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And here I thought the term “meat spread” was only a porn term.
Reader's Digest August 1972
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My dogs get out a lot.
Like a lot. So I’ve resorted to shaking a bag of lunch meat for them to come back and it always works. I’m curious what would be the human equivalent of the lunch meat bag?
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The lunch meat is angry that I would dare think of cooking it.
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“Don’t Inspire the Cop’s Ire,” Montreal Star. November 8, 1932. Page 7.
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No need for you to try to beat the red light for luncheon supplies, when our delivery by-the-clock is yours for a ‘phone call!
Delivery by the Clock - Rapid Phone Service
BESSNER’S Limited
‘Montreal’s Most Modern Market’
1609 St. Catherine Street
Near Guy Fitzroy 6351
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