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lesbomaticlove · 1 year
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todoroki brother bonding time
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babylemonart · 1 year
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Both of the are terrible at this and both give the other sass over being a failure in parenting
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fruit-sy · 11 months
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Feral Raccoon Woman Stelle Takes A Bath
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dashflashy-arts · 9 months
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What if the spy dads met 🤔
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snakewithlegss · 5 months
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Session 6 was a TIME man holy heck
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fairydrowning · 1 year
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Oranges By Jean Little, Christopher Citro, "Our Beautiful Life When It's Filled With Shrieks", "Peace Is Every Step" Book by Thich Nhat Hanh, Picture is from the Pinterest, "We Are Okay" Novel by Nina LaCour, "How the simple art of cutting fruit can be an act of love" Perspective by Daniela Galarza in the Washington Post (published on July 25), Picture is from the Pinterest, Serious Concerns book by Wendy Cope, Both pictures are from the Pinterest
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mokassins · 3 months
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AO3 is back up but I’m still writing Nimona headcanons
I feel like the main trio are all really bad at taking care of themselves 
Nimona can go a long time without eating drinking or sleeping so it's really easy for her to fall into a pattern of not taking care of herself until she’s sluggish and snappy
At first it was really hard for the boys to distinguish her food withdrawals from her normal chaos 
When they do figure it out they make sure she eats and drinks at least once a day even if it small
It took a minute for her to adapt to this because she views taking care of herself as a hobby
But after a while she realizes that they’re just looking out for her so she goes along with it
Every once and a while Bal gets hyper-fixated on certain projects which causes him to forget to eat and sleep
Nimona once asked Ambrosius why he doesn’t do anything to stop these habits to which he responded “Oh believe me Nim I’ve tried it’s better to just let him get it out of his system”
Nimona still didn’t understand this and tried to force Bal to get up and take care of himself 
Which just ended with Nimona being on the other side of a verbal thrashing and then quickly shoved out of Bal’s workspace
Ambrosius didn’t even bat an eye 
Just walked around Nimona into the room with some food and water and then quickly left him alone
After that Nimona started to leave Bal snacks and pillows in his workshop when he eventually crashed  
(And occasionally carrying him to his room when Ambrosius was too tired to carry him) 
Bal also forgets to charge his arm 
So it’s not uncommon for his arm to die and stay locked in that position 
One time Ambrosius walked into the kitchen to find Bal hunched in an awkward position over his coffee and he didn’t flinch 
Just gave him a straw and a kiss on his head before he left for work
Another time Nimona walked into the living room to find them cuddled on the couch 
And they start their normal rant of “Ew gross get a room” 
To which Ambrosius replied “I would if I could Nim” 
She was quietly informed that Bal fell asleep and his arm died shortly after and Ambrosius has been stuck like this for hours waiting for Bal to wake up
Nimona laughed so hard they almost woke Bal up
They started storing chargers all around the house after that 
So I have a headcanon that I kind of hinted at in my other post 
But I’m fully convinced that Ambrosius' shoulder is fucked after the movie (he also has scars because I said so)
Because no way in hell can this man take a blast like that to his shoulder and walk away perfectly fine 
Nah that man will be doing PT exercises for the rest of his life 
And this dork forgets to do his exercises until he’s literally on the floor writhing in pain
Bal has tried just about everything to get him to remember 
He’ll leave notes around the house, he’ll remind him before he leaves for work, writing it into his workout routine 
Nimona told him “Boss you’re being too soft” and quickly switched tactics 
Now you might be wondering what method Nimona used and that's simple he started blackmailing Ambrosius 
Nimona started to warn Ambrosius “If you don’t do your exercises I’ll tell boss what happened to the last slice of cake” or “I’ll release the video of you singing at the top of your lungs while cleaning the house” 
And the stupid thing is it worked 
Ambrosius always says shit like “I should have left you in that box on the side of the road” to which Nimona responds with “Nah you’d miss me too much”
He also had a bad habit of getting sucked into little projects like trying to rebuild the city and fixing all the brainwashing that's been going on since the institute was created
You know small tasks for one person
And this dork will stay locked in his office until Nimona and Bal drag his overdramatic ass out
He always makes a big deal about it too screaming shit like “Oh please help me the heroes of the realm are kidnapping me an innocent bystander while I was simply doing my job!”
I feel like Bal and Ambrosius have a lot of nicknames for Nimona “Nim” is the most common 
“Hun” and “kid” are used a couple of times but not nearly as often as the weird ones 
Like “tornado” “tsunami” “hurricane” and “forest fire”
And if we're getting really sappy “starlight”
Now if you're wondering where this one came from I’ll tell you 
When Bal and Ambrosius were little beans Bal called Ambrosius “sunshine” 
It was supposed to be ironic but after that he started calling Bal “moonbeam” 
And Ambrosius jokes that Nimona completes their little astronomy shtick 
She pretended to be grossed out and lets Bal hug her and Bal and Ambrosius pretended not to notice the tears on Bals shirt
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spookyscarysnails · 2 months
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Michael wants McDonalds
other silly faith edits
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rebouks · 3 months
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[Byrd rolled out of his tiny sleeping bag with all the grace of a freshly born gazelle and launched himself on top of his brother, shoving his stuffy little nose directly in front of Robin’s] Byrd: Robiiiiin..? Robin: Go to sleep, Byrd. Byrd: But I needs to ask something really important. Robin: [sighs] What? Byrd: How do girls go pee if they don’t have a willy? Robin: Oh my god…
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Oscar: Who’s talking about willies at this time of night?! Wren: I want a willy! Courtney: Ugh, me too.. so much easier for camping. Oscar: I’ll lend you mine. [Robin threw his pillow at Oscar, gagging exaggeratedly] Robin: Gross! [Robin ducked as Oscar threw it back, rolling his eyes with mirth at his parents simultaneous cackling]
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Courtney: Okay, okay.. everyone go to sleep! [Wren shook her head and leapt out of her sleeping bag, only to be slammed back into it by Oscar’s forearm] Oscar: For fu-..dge sake, sleep! Byrd: [whispers] Fuck. Courtney: BYRD! Robin: I could totally eat some fudge though. Courtney: Ohh, me too. Oscar: I think I have some somewhere, hang on…
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spn-lesbian · 11 months
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Cas: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
Dean: no, that's not how you make cookies
Claire: FLOOR IT!!
Jack: how about 4,000,000 degrees for
1 second?!?
Dean: you’re gonna burn the house down-
Jack: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Cas & Claire: DO IT!
Dean: NO-
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malbenita · 1 year
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You may guess who paid
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kairukitsuneo · 5 months
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Congratulations @compaculaaa on 1K followers and 1 year anniversary of this cute AU!!! 🥳🥳🎉🎉💕💕💕💕
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do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….
not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing
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hypostatic-oath · 5 months
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I've started playing Honkai Star Rail and I love how dramatically silly it lets me be. So far I have stolen mail, searched garbage cans, entered a closet to become one with the darkness, waxed on about how life is just a road to death to a terrified guy (somehow that seemed to make him less terrified), bowed in respect to a dumpster, investigated an inconspicuous lamp so many times it got mad at me, investigated a trash can so many times it insulted me, and felt bad for two different trash cans and several sandbags (I believe my Trailblazer is going insane from putting up with me). All this not counting with the countless dialogue options with NPCs around the world that allowed me to be incredibly dramatic (think almost Fischl style) for no reason (you can bet I took them). However, I cannot jump or climb, and fights are turn-based... we respect our opponents in Star Rail (and die. A lot).
What I conclude from this is that while the Traveler has a moral code (and some standards) when dealing with interpersonal interactions but isn't bound by physical restrictions or conventions (stairs? The Traveler does not understand that concept. Fair fights? Please, they don't have time for that), the Trailblazer is the exact opposite. The physical rules may hold them but their only ties to social rules or convention so far have been March and Dan Heng saying "hey, maybe don't fight the guards" and "hey, you can't just accept random jobs".
It also might be because the Traveler is a thousand year old entity that has been through A Lot (has learnt the power of friendship, but is too tired to take the long route) and is on a serious mission while the Trailblazer was quite literally Born Yesterday with the sole purpose of housing a massive problem inside their body (walks and fights like a Normal Person bc they're mimicking everyone else, but is absolutely unhinged) and is just having fun with tjeir newfound existence.
Either way I love both of them and they're basically cryptids but in different ways.
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“Do you think [we] care for you so little that betraying [us] would make a difference?”
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