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youre-ackermine · 5 months
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Belated birthday
Characters: Levi Ackerman / Hange Zoe
Wordcount: 1160 approx.
Modern AU / SFW / established relationship / non-binary Hange / swearwords
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Walking back home through the park was not so bad after all, Levi thought to himself. He had been reluctant to Hange's suggestion at first, arguing that the pie would never be baked by tea time. 
They had already wasted enough time wandering among the stalls at the farmers' market to purchase some veggies after lunch, he had argued. But of course they could never take 'no' for an answer, could they?
So they had insisted, all puppy eyes and irritating whines, tugging his coat sleeve, begging him between kisses on his cheeks or neck, squeezing his arm between theirs.
And obviously they had pestered the shit out of him until he gave in, frowning in annoyance and rubbing his temples as he felt the headache coming.
When he thought about it, Hange’s beaming smile had been worth the relinquishment, lighting up their face and making his heart melt in the process. And strolling through the park together arm in arm only added to the warmth that started to spread in his chest, reviving the memory of their first date one fall years ago.
Rays of pale sunlight played through the russet foliage, piercing the light mist. A swift gust raised a whirlwind of fallen leaves every once in a while, scattering them across the path. Levi took a deep breath, taking in the relaxing quietness of early Saturday afternoon, relishing in the sweet undergrowth smell of the earth.
The crisp autumn air stung his ears and the tip of his nose but Levi couldn't care less, not when he felt the gentle touch of Hange's warm body pressed against his side as they walked. Not when their eyes sparkled with sheer joy as they babbled about how beautiful the elms and maples were this time of the year. Not when they squeezed his arm as they pointed out a squirrel hopping from branch to branch.
“...and the way their eyes are positioned allows them to see behind them, can you believe it, Shorty?” Hange exclaimed, snapping him off his reverie. “Nature is so fascinating, I’ll never get tired of learning more about it every day of my life!” they enthused.
Every day of my life. The words echoed in Levi’s head and swirled around for a while, leaving a sweet sensation in their wake. He turned to Hange, smiling softly as his gaze wandered over their handsome face. He slowed his steps, gently holding them back and pulled them into him.
They giggled and slid an arm around his neck when he leaned in to kiss them on the lips, a brief and chaste kiss, something featherlight and heartfelt, his eyes fluttering shut for a few seconds. He was caught in the moment, oblivious to the affection he displayed in public, but it felt so right his heart swelled with fondness in his chest.
Snapping out of his trance, he slipped his hand in Hange's, intertwining their fingers, and resumed walking.
“Come on, Four-Eyes, let’s get home before we freeze our asses off!” He blurted out.
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Levi was glad they could finally mark Hange’s birthday. Nothing too fancy though, just their friends coming over for tea and apple pie, an opportunity to catch up on each other’s lives, a chance to share a good moment of friendship and show how much they all loved Hange.
Their last project at work had kept them busier than usual, delaying the celebration for weeks. This week-end was the first one in months for them to enjoy free time so, before getting to cook, Levi had insisted Hange settled comfortably on the couch with a soft blanket and the book they bought before coming back home.
Lulled by Hange’s blabbering, Levi had prepared and baked the pie in no time, letting his mind wander to his bedside table. Levi smiled. There, in the drawer, Hange’s birthday gift was nestled between neatly ironed handkerchiefs and a box of mints.
He had bought it on an impulse months ago, his gaze drawn to it as he walked past the store window. It reminded him of the golden amber hue of their eyes, those eyes which held the most beautiful shades of fall, those eyes so entrancing and expressive he could never get tired drowning into.
A slight blush of anticipation crept up his face as he thought about how surprised Hange and their closest friends would be. He imagined their fingers feverishly tearing the pumpkin patterned paper. He imagined them gasping as they opened the small box. He imagined them beaming as they lifted their head to look at him. And the butterflies fluttered in his chest.
“Oh my, it smells so good, Levi!” Hange exclaimed in a cheerful tone as he took the pastry out of the oven, a sweet aroma wafting from the kitchen. “Can I have a teeny-tiny slice, please?” they begged.
“Hell no, Four-Eyes!” he replied without turning back, sliding the cake onto a plate. “It’ll ruin the whole damn pie before anyone can see it!”
“But it’s for my birthday!” they whined.
“I-said-no!” His tone cut short any retort. “Besides, it’s still too hot, tis gonna burn your tongue and shit!”
“You’re not funny, Shorty,” they pouted.
He rolled his eyes. “Sure, Four-Eyes. If you say so.”
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Shining spoons and a china sugar bowl elegantly set out on the tray next to the floral patterned tea set, the birthday candles placed on the apple-pie, autumn flowers nicely arranged in a vase… Levi let out a sigh of satisfaction. Everything was ready.
He headed to the bedroom for a quick check in the mirror and opened his drawer to take the wrapped box with a trembling hand. He felt weird. Shy and nervous, giddy and thrilled, wobbly and excited, all of these at the same time.
In a few steps, Levi reached the window, opened it to let the bracing autumn air in. He let his eyes wander over the golden foliage of the trees along the street below and took a deep, invigorating breath.
He had been waiting for this moment for months and now was not the time to flinch. Slipping the gift into his pocket, he pulled himself together and walked back to the kitchen to brew a cup of espresso for Hange.
Levi stopped in his tracks as soon as he glanced into the sitting-room. The autumn sun bathed the room in golden light, softly warming its atmosphere and highlighting Hange's handsome features.
They looked comfortable and relaxed, cozily huddled on the couch, their book now neglected in favor of Sawney. The couple’s ginger cat purred and squirmed shamelessly under Hange’s petting. Their voice was gentle and loving as they cooed to the fur ball, a soft smile spreading over their pretty face.
He took in the endearing sight for a while, relishing in this sweet, heartwarming sensation. In this very moment, looking at his beloved Hange, he finally felt like home.
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This is my entry for Eliza's Under the Harvest Moon AOT collab @postwarlevi
Sorry to post it so late!! Technically, it's still fall, right?
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Header: @youre-ackermine
Dividers: @saradika-graphics & @firefly-graphics
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A/N: not beta/proof read - English is not my usual language
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simpinghour · 11 months
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Cake and Pears at 2am Hange x fem! reader (ch 2)
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Summary: What is meant to be a casual night out to hang with Mikasa and friends leads you to meeting the very dapper, very suave even though they sometimes remind you of a golden retriever, Hange.
This was meant to be a mafia AU and there are light mentions of it but that’s not the focus. Here you’ll read about a fem!reader who is 14 years younger than a nonbinary Hange but doesnt let that stop her from dating them.
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Nonbinary Hange, gothkasa, Strap on sex, loss of virginity with strap on, this is smutty as hell and I have no regrets, side Eruri, Side Eremika, Squirting, Oral Sex, Fingering, also side Mikenana, Yelena needs her ass kicked, age gap, but not a creepy age gap I promise, I had to do so much research about strap ons for this damn fic
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Chapter 2
You were nervous the entirety of that following week, unsure if Hange was going to contact you. After going through several scenarios in your head, you finally put on a horror film to serve as a distraction. Just as you began screaming at the screen, telling the main character that she was an idiot to go out into the dark to investigate a strange sound, you got a text from an unfamiliar number Thursday evening.
‘Hi! Sorry it’s late, but I didn’t want to keep you waiting. It’s Hange, we met at Levi’s bar. If you were waiting, that is. I don’t want to assume. I’d love to meet you for lunch or coffee one day if that’s okay.’
A full-on scream left your mouth, and immediately you felt like a jackass. You weren’t in high school and Hange wasn’t your first crush, but somehow you were easily reverted to a swooning schoolgirl.
It was a few minutes before you replied, not because you wanted to play it cool but because you felt like an idiot and didn’t know what to say. Finally you told Hange that you’d love to meet them for coffee.
You insisted that you were fine with meeting at Starbucks, but they were adamant about wanting to take you to some café you’d never heard of.
“It sounds like Hange finally texted you,” Mikasa says dryly when you answer her call the next afternoon. “Does this mean you’re going to stop moping around like some sad emo?”
“I was not moping and I wasn’t acting like an emo,” you protest.
“Yeah, anyway. So are you two going out soon? Please tell me you made plans.”
“Yes, Mikasa, damn! We’re going to meet up for coffee next weekend.”
“Great,” she replies in a dry tone. “I’ll be there bright and early to do your hair and makeup. Also to do an outfit check because you know when you get nervous that focusing on anything is like trying to hold onto a snowball in hell.”
“Beautiful analogy, and fine. I’ll let you know what time when I speak to Hange again.”
As promised, Mikasa shows up bright and early, smelling of clove cigarettes with her makeup kit in tow.
“Have you showered yet? Did you wash your face? Did you moisturize and put on spf?” she asks in a tone that sounds somewhat accusatory.
“Yes to all of the above, boss,” you tell her mockingly. “And I’m not wearing this,” you continue, gesturing to your old Siouxsie tee shirt and leggings. “I sweat when I get nervous and I didn’t want to ruin my outfit.”
“Well of course you’re not wearing that,” Mikasa says, rolling her eyes. “Let’s go, I want to see what you picked out.”
Your date outfit is laid out at the foot of your bed, and Mikasa eyes each piece critically. A simple but cute blouse, skirt, cardigan and boots all in earth tones is what you picked out.
“Okay, that works with the type of makeup I have,” Mikasa announces while shoving you into a chair.  
Your best friend’s brusque manner of speaking was completely contrary to the way she delivered personal attention. Perhaps that was why your friend group had no issue with letting her practice makeup on them; it was relaxing enough to make one fall asleep. And that was why you found yourself almost dozing off from the almost ASMR-like sounds of compacts snapping shut and different brushes stroking over your face.
Mikasa works on your hair last, and you move your head as directed when she uses a spritz bottle to revive your curls. She arranges it in a style that is cute but also out of your face, which she knows you hate. Your makeup is perfect; Mikasa has the ability to do makeup that almost looks like a filter on one of those apps. There’s just enough color on your eyelids, cheeks and lips and you’re enthralled with everything.
“Yes, I know, my work is impeccable,” Mikasa tells you as she begins repacking her makeup kit. “Now get dressed.”
“You’re so damn bossy. But I love you anyway.”
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An hour later, you drive to a quaint part of town that you’d only driven through. The coffee shop turned out to be gorgeous; instead of traditional tables and chairs there were squishy sofas and armchairs, and a real working fireplace. Everything was done in warm tones, and decorated with autumn and Halloween items as it was the beginning of October. You asked the waitress if you could take a cornered window seat, since there were two comfortable looking armchairs with a low antique table in between. waiting in a window seat, hoping that you wouldn’t have to wait long.
One in the afternoon was the chosen meeting time, and it’s five after when you get a text when they apologize for running late. When they finally arrive and find you sitting at the small table with the open menu spread out, they immediately grin and wave.
“Sorry, sorry,” Hange says after they sit down, taking the jacket that was thrown over their shoulder and draping it on the back of their chair. As they move you try to avoid the graceful column of their throat that’s peeking out from the unbuttoned collar of a light blue button down. Their long legs are encased in slim, tan trousers and they have on a matching red belt and suspenders. Their shiny auburn hair is messily pulled back just like before to expose a slanted smile, and you can feel your heart kick up a notch. “It took me forever to find my car keys.  I swear, I could trip over them ten times in an hour when I don’t need them but the moment I do? They sprout legs and walk away. You look amazing, by the way.”
“Thank you, so do you. I almost wondered if I’d got stood up,” you say jokingly, and Hange looks aghast.
“Definitely not!” they reply adamantly. “Levi told me I was a dumb ass for not asking for your number that night, along with Miche. But after that graceless encounter with my ex, I didn’t want to seem pushy.”
“Nah, you would have definitely got my number,” you assure with a grin. Just as you lean forward with an elbow on the table, a waitress comes over and asks if you two are ready to order.
“I didn’t get to ask you much about yourself the night we met,” Hange says after you two have placed your orders. “You let me ramble on and didn’t stop me.”
“I liked listening to you,” you admit with a shy smile. “What do you want to know?”
“Ehh, anything. Favorite food? When’s your birthday? What are your hobbies? Do you have any pets and if so, can I meet them?”
You tell Hange about yourself and they do the same. You find out they’re a chief scientific officer of a lab on the outskirts of the city. That in itself sounds fascinating and Hange is all too eager to talk about their work.
“Wait, I thought you and Levi and everyone else…” you trail off, wanting to ask about the whole mafia thing but unsure if that question would be well received.
“Oh, that,” Hange replies with a small smile. “Let’s just say it helps to have someone around with my background.”
“I gotcha. Do you have any pets?”
“No, unfortunately not. I like cats but my place isn’t exactly the safest place for one.”
“I could always see if there’s a cat café. Maybe we could go together.”
“Cat cafes?! Those exist?!”
Hange looks so excited and adorable that you want to kiss them.
The date lasts a little over two hours. Despite the age difference, you find that you and Hange have a lot in common and a million things to talk about. You’re sure you could have talked to them some more only the waitress is apologetic when she brings the check, stating that they have a two-hour seating limit.
When you reach behind the chair to grab your purse, Hange immediately stops you.
“It’s my treat since I invited you,” they continue, pulling out a wallet to withdraw a silver card and place it in the bill holder.
“Fine. But can I leave the tip? The waitress was really nice.”
“Something tells me it’s futile to argue with you so I’ll concede,” Hange tells you teasingly.
Once the bill is paid, you and Hange head out to the parking lot. It’s clear that neither of you are ready to part ways just yet, and you end up standing outside talking for another twenty minutes.
“Okay, as much as I hate to say goodbye it’s clear that you’re cold,” Hange tells you when they notice you shivering despite your upper half being covered in a thick cardigan.
“I don’t either,” you tell them in a pained voice with a grin, “but yeah, I am getting a little cold. This is that weird part of autumn when it’s hot one minute and cold the next.”
“Well I’m hoping we’ll see each other again? Sooner rather than later?” Hange asks hopefully.
“Oh trust me, we will,” you admit. “I had a good time today. This was nice.”
“Yeah, it was,” Hange sighs, slumping back against their car door. Then they straighten up and sort of turn towards you. “Is it okay if I hug you goodbye?”
“Yes, it’s definitely okay,” you answer, and immediately step closer to them.
“Damn, you smell good,” you murmur against their neck upon catching a whiff of what smells like tobacco and sweet vanilla.
“So do you,” Hange says in a similar tone, their head almost buried in your curls. “Your hair smells amazing.”
“You aren’t making us having to part ways any easier,” you tell them in a slight whine.
“Okay, okay, I’ll stop.” Hange lets you go and reaches into their pocket for their car key. “Will you let me know that you got home safe?”
“Will do!” you reply, turning to get into your car.
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When you text Hange upon getting home, they immediately text you back and tell you that it was nice to see you and they look forward to your next date.
Later that evening after dinner and a bath, you find yourself online searching for a local cat café. You’re surprised to find a cat café that isn’t too far, but it’s a thirty-minute drive away.
You text Hange and ask if they’re busy next Saturday and if not and they want to hang out, you’d love to take them somewhere. Hange calls you pretty girl and says they’ll go anywhere with you. They also state that they’ll meet you at your house if that’s fine because their house isn’t exactly close to anything.
Hange is excited to be in the passenger seat and is surprised when you let them connect their phone to your car so they can put on a playlist.
“You really don’t mind?”
“Nah,” you reply. “There isn’t much I don’t listen to so I’m sure I’ll like whatever you put on.”
The easy beat of indie music fills your car, and you laugh after hearing a handful of songs by bands you also listen to. Talk of music and bands you both like takes place the rest of the ride, and soon you’re pulling up to the destination.
“What! You found one!” Hange yells when they see the glass window of the cat café. On it are adorable hand drawn kitties frolicking about between mugs and plates of desserts.
They continue losing their shit after you two walk inside, and soon they’re seated with a latte that has a cat face drawn into the foam, which goes ignored for the hazel-eyed grey tabby who leapt onto Hange’s lap to sniff their sleeve.
“Ooooh, aren’t you cute!” Hange coos, holding out a hand. The cat ends up shoving their head into Hange’s palm, demanding to be petted.
While Hange is busy meeting the demands of their new furry friend, you slip away to find a dispenser that sells cat treats. After you return to the table, you slide some of them in Hange’s direction and they immediately pick up one and the cat politely takes it from their hand.
“Oh my goodness, he ate it! What a good boy!” they enthuse, happily stroking his head.
The rest of the afternoon finds you and Hange seated on the floor near the cat towers, dispensing treats and cuddles. A striped tabby with white socks found its way to your lap and keeps hugging you, and you laugh when she nuzzles her face against yours.
“I want to take you home,” you tell the kitty, on the verge of tears with joy when she purrs contently as you stroke her back.
Eventually it becomes apparent that multiple cups of lattes and macarons aren’t enough sustenance, and hunger drives you two to finally leave. Then it turns out neither of you are ready for the date to be over, and you both get takeout sushi and bring it back to your place.
“Today was fun, thank you,” Hange tells you later after you’ve finished eating. Now you two are on the sofa with hot mugs of tea before you on the coffee table, and Hange is sticking their legs out straight and flexing their toes in the thick fuzzy socks you loaned them. “These are cute. And comfortable.”
“You can’t relax properly at home until you have on comfy socks,” you reply, then something else comes to mind. “Can I ask you something?”
“Yeah.”
“Why did you look surprised when I paid for our stuff at the café?”
“Did I?”
“Yes, you did.”
“Ah. I think it’s because besides my friends, I’ve never had a date offer to pay.”
You stare at them incredulously with your mouth open. “Hange… what kind of derelicts did you date?”
They give you a sort of embarrassed laugh while ruffling their hair.
“Did Yelena expect you to pay for everything? Even if she was the one who offered to take you out?”
“Ah…I think so?”
“Hange!”
“What?”
“You can’t let people take advantage of you like that.”
“Well, I didn’t think it was a big deal. I did make more money than her, which she even pointed out so—”
“That makes it even worse! No wonder Levi hated her entitled ass—whoops, pretend you didn’t hear that.”
Hange laughs raucously though they no longer sound embarrassed. “I guess Mikasa told you about that. It’s true though; he didn’t like her. Actually, neither did the rest of my friends.”
“Now Mikasa didn’t tell me this, but I’m guessing Levi said she was selfish. Am I right?”
“Yes. How did you know?”
“Lucky guess. But I know her type; there was a time when I was surrounded by selfish people but I was too involved to realize. You know that analogy about not seeing the forest for the trees? That was me.”
“I see. Was that an old boyfriend, or…”
“Boyfriend, friends, and family. I’m twenty-six now and it took me twenty-one of those years to get to a point where I no longer tolerate selfish people. It’s funny how many people no longer like you when you force them to respect your boundaries. It’s fine though; I have really great friends now.”
“You’re a good person,” Hange murmurs. “How are you single right now?”
“Have you met some of these people?” you ask, giving a dry laugh. “It’s not that hard, believe me.”
“I suppose you’re right. Though now I am curious; have you been with someone like me before?” Hange asks, leaning their head against a hand while peering at you.
“What do you mean, someone who’s super smart, nonbinary, or the whole organized crime thing?”
You say the last part in a sort of whisper and it makes Hange laugh. “You’re cute. Either or.”
“Both, but if it matters I don’t have much experience with seriously dating anyone of any gender.”
“What? That’s surprising.”
“The dating world is a cesspool,” you explain, thinking back to all the secondhand knowledge you gained at the expense of your friends and their failed relationships. “The last few guys I went out with were so charming— at first. It was a damn case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde; one demanded a blowjob because he paid for my one cider at the bar. The other ran up a $200 drink tab and claimed he forgot his wallet when it was time to pay the tab. Mind you I only had a couple of sodas because I don’t get drunk around people I barely know.”
“What the hell! How did that night end?”
“The bar owner gave him two choices—either wash dishes or go to jail for the night. I paid for my two drinks and left before he made a decision.”
“So no old girlfriends?”
“Crushes, yes. Girlfriends… no.”
“And why is that?”
“Because I was too shy to tell a girl I liked her,” you confess, cringing as you think back to the few times you made an attempt at flirting with a girl. “Though one time we all went to a club and two girls literally made me into their sandwich filling and danced with me most of the night. And by dance, I don’t mean in the ‘leave enough room for the Holy Ghost’ kind. Anyway, I asked one of them for her number at the end of the night, and she told me she was straight and seemed so offended that I even considered her like that. Embarrassed doesn’t even begin to describe how I felt.”
“They were probably using you to keep other guys away, but that’s only supposed to be done with a friend or consenting person,” Hange explained. “That way no one is hurt or offended.”
“Is that what that was about?!” you exclaim, mouth hanging open. “I felt so confused for the longest and wracked my brain but kept coming up empty.”
“Unfortunately yes.
“On the topic of dating and such, do you mind if I ask what happened with Yelena?”
“I don’t mind. Yelena and I were off and on for the last few years but things got really bad since last summer. You know what they say about ignoring red flags when they’ve been there all along?”
“Yes, unfortunately.”
“Well, that happened. The last straw was coming home to find that she’d trashed my place and stole some of my things. The only reason she didn’t finish is because Levi has a key to my place and stopped by to drop off something and caught her in the act. He told her to get her shit and get out before he snapped her neck and buried her carcass where no one would ever find it.”
“Yeah, he seems like he can be scary.”
“Only if he doesn’t like you,” Hange says brightly. “He never did like Yelena but I didn’t listen to him. He turned out to be right when he said she was a selfish narcissist with a toxic personality. But you said the same thing happened to you?”
“Well, not exactly the same but the narcissist thing? Oh yes, only it was a friend. That’s sort of how I met Mikasa and Armin. I was friends with this girl and when I turned 21, she swore we had to go to a club and get shitfaced. Personally I hate the feeling of being so drunk that I want to puke, but she and her little clique thought that was the only thing to do on the weekend. Anyway, I got ditched because she wanted to hook up with some random guy.”
“What?! That’s horrible.”
“I know. What makes it worse is I was always the mom friend who stuck to one or two drinks or didn’t drink at all, only because I knew those idiots were going to get knee-walking drunk and end up needing to have their hair held back while they puked out their guts. Actually, that’s how I met Mikasa. She found me crying in the bathroom after I was sick and she helped me fix my makeup because by then, I looked like a raccoon. I ended up hanging with her and her friends the rest of the night and they made sure I got home safely.”
“That sounds like Mikasa,” Hange replied. “She and Levi are similar like that; they look like they’ll cut you but deep down they’re both very kind. Mikasa offered to help deal with the Yelena situation but I didn’t want her to get into trouble.”
“So is Mikasa into, err, the same things as you all?”
That makes Hange chuckle. “No, Levi would have a fit if she did anything untoward, but let’s just say Mikasa can hold her own. That’s the only reason Levi isn’t too worried about Eren; he knows if he were to try anything Mikasa would turn him into mincemeat but between you and me, I think Eren is okay. He’s young and a bit simpleminded, but he’s loyal and he’d kill someone if they tried to hurt Mikasa.”
“Yeah, I believe that but damn, I just wish Mikasa would focus on the time and not his cock when we’ve made plans to meet up somewhere.”
Hange laughs raucously and even though you were being serious, you end up laughing with them.
“I swear, I’m not bitter or anything,” you continue. “I couldn’t believe it when her stoic ass met him. It was like someone switched on a damn light or something. Everything was about Eren; Eren this and Eren that. But I tolerated it because I knew she was in love.”
“So what about you? When was your last relationship?”
“Freshman year of college, I think? Surprise, surprise, it didn’t last long. He had the nerve to be shocked when I got mad at busting him screwing his lab partner. You know what he told me? ‘Well I have to get it from somewhere’, all because I declined his gratuitous offers of blowjobs or quickies when his roommate wasn’t around.”
“He sounds positively charming.”
“He held all the charm of a public bathroom at a gas station along the freeway. And not a good gas station, but a no name one with stale shitty snacks that you can only find on that one freeway.”
“And the filthy bathroom with no toilet paper and a broken door.”
“Exactly. See? You get me.”
“I like you. And this sofa; it’s dangerously comfortable,” Hange says through a yawn. “If I don’t get up now I won’t make it home.”
“I mean, I’m definitely not in a hurry to kick you out,” you reply casually. “I take naps here all the time. Say the word and I’ll grab some pillows and blankets. I’ll even grab a tee if you want to get more comfortable.”
“Well, it’s not like I had anything pressing to do tomorrow. Sounds good, let’s do it.”
A glance down at both your outfits are an instant reminder of the cat café; you’re both covered in cat hair and it makes you laugh.
“Okay, what about a shower first?” you suggest, plucking one of the hairs off your shirt. “You can use some of my sweatpants; sorry in advance because I’m sure your ankles are gonna be sticking out.”
“I’ve got these so I’ll be fine,” Hange replies, pointing down to the stripy fuzzy sock and wriggling their toes.
After taking turns in your shower and changing into comfortable clothes, you and Hange are buried beneath your comforter on the sofa. You both get through fifteen minutes of a horror movie before falling asleep against one another, and when you wake up to the sound of screaming, you realize that you’re both lying flat on the sofa. At some point you began using Hange’s shoulder as your pillow but apparently they hadn’t minded, because they’ve got an arm slung around you. You wonder if you should move but decide you’re too comfortable and end up shutting your eyes.
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wereballs · 1 year
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fingering hange and eating them out under their desk while they finish up paperwork
they slide down in their chair a bit to give you a better angle, spreading their legs for you
rubbing and dragging ur fingers along their pussy, and they let out a relieved sigh (theyve been craving you all day)
ur fingers slip inside them so easily because they’re so fucking soaked, leaving a wet spot on the chair beneath them and their pussy making a pretty squelching sound as you slide your fingers in and out ..mmm
teasing them with an unbearably slow pace, only occasionally curling your fingers inside them. when they feel it they let out little whimpers of pleasure but stifle them immediately. they’re at work after all<3
lapping at their clit while pumping ur fingers in and out at a rougher pace. poor hange can’t keep quiet now, occasionally letting a moan slip out or even a “fuck” or two. good thing their office door is closed!
baby is breathing so hard now:( so cute trying to focus on their work while your tongue draws out shapes on their hard clit, and your fingers keep ramming into their gspot. youre making them feel so good <3
when they cum they cant help but let out a huge sighing moan and immediately realize& shut their mouth while riding the rest of it out, leaning forward onto their desk and muffling their sounds with their sleeve. spasming and squeezing their wet thighs together around your head, shaking uncontrollably as they cum into your mouth.
gasping from the shock of overstimulation as your mouth latches back onto their pussy to clean up all the juices they leaked out <3 poor hange is so messy, good thing they have you to clean up after them !
bonus: they finish the rest of their work so incredibly fast so that they can meet you in the bedroom. they wanna fuck you up so badly. its ur turn <3
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kittenfangirl20 · 1 year
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atmospheric-light · 2 years
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I wrote a fluffy levihan here you go https://archiveofourown.org/works/39827505
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kylekoraki · 16 days
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Hange one chance please
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epickiya722 · 3 days
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SAME ENERGY!!!
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And this is 100 chapters apart!!!
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rawrsatthetree · 1 year
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Non-binary representation in anime is so cursed yet so diverse and spot on
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chooh2 · 4 months
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The first thing V's getting for Christmas is a new pair of optics
The second is a license revocation
Happy Holidays from my two favorite goobers, to YOU~!
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nightshade-rules · 4 days
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thinking about frustrated and stressed hange
minors and ageless blogs dni <3
Hange Zoe who is a graduate student and just gets so frustrated after teaching a class. They come storming home after they finally answer the hundredth question about when the next essay is due, or patiently explaining why someone lost two points for mislabeling a measurement in their lab. They slam the door to your shared apartment open, tie already loosened, spindly fingers unbuttoning the front of their shirt. They spot your lazing form on the coach, eyes brightening significantly as they practically jump on you.
They kiss you deeply, hands already working at your sweatpants, shimmying them down your hips as they move down to mouth at your neck. Red blossoms at your throat, their lips leaving a trail as they move down your body. They lavish your breasts through the thin cotton of your shirt, teething at your pebbled nipples while your arc into them, your hands burying themselves into their hair. Hange moves on just as quickly, pushing your shirt up to your breasts and biting at your stomach before continuing down. Single-minded.
They kiss your clit once, fleeting, a brief pressure that has your hips bucking. Hange stares up at you from between your thighs, breath fanning over your wet curls, their glasses fogged and hair falling out of their bun. A single long digit prods at your entrance as they continue to stare, leaning down just enough capture your clit between their lips. You whine. Hange sucks, cheeks hollowing at the force, teeth catching on the sensitive flesh, all the while two fingers push smoothly into you. A hoarse scream escapes you, hands scrambling at the rough fabric of the couch, thighs slamming shut around Hange’s head while you throw your head back, eyes rolling. Hange’s free hand rakes down your abdomen, dull nails biting into your flesh, they pull away from your heat briefly, “eyes on me baby.”
Your eyes snap back to them, staring into their blown-out eyes, and their hand stops just above your curls, and presses down at your stomach, another finger teasing your entrance. A particularly aggressive suck has you shuddering, colors flickering in your vision, black spots dancing.
You float as Hange laps at their mess, sucking their fingers clean, humming, their gaze just as intense as before. They shimmy back up your body slightly, just enough to nestle between your thighs better, tucking their head to your stomach. You play with their hair as you catch your breath, carding through the damp hair, scratching at their scalp. Hange presses into your hand, eyes slowly falling shut as they shift, pressing a gentle kiss to their scratches, “thank you love.”
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uselesssubstrate · 6 months
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Forgive the spots on the mirror. I'm at a friends place who just moved and life is chaos rn.
Anyway, they did my hair today and did an absolutely wonderful job and I had to show off!
Just the hair of course. That's what I'm showi- Hey, I see you. My hair is up here <3
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uncanny-tranny · 3 months
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Hi! would you by any chance have tips on how to get a binder when your parents refuse to buy you one? ☹️
That's definitely a sensitive and complex answer, and while I might not know of the best option for your unique situation, there are some ways you can go about this.
If it's a foregone conclusion that you cannot convince them of this, what I used to do is DIY my binder. The ways I primarily did this were:
Option One: Wearing a camisole that was one size smaller than I actually was (so, wearing a small instead of a medium, for instance), then folding it up over my chest. As a disclaimer, this may only work well if you are smaller in the chest
Option Two: Layering two sports bras in my size over each other. Some of the DIY tips I found before I got a traditional binder advised to wear one sports bra in your size, then wear another sports bra backwards in a size smaller. I would advise against this for potential safety reasons, but also because (at least personally), it can be ineffective and a waste of resources.
Some people have also had friends or other family members order their binder for them, but this can be risky, depending on your situation. While I don't know the ins and outs of your specific circumstances, risk management is important to me, so I would recommend this if it is a risk that is acceptable to make.
I understand what it's like to not have access to this resource, so what I will do is advise you against:
Binding with ace bandages (I did this before (multiple times, in fact, because of dysphoria), and believe me, not only did it hurt like hell, but it constricted my body so heavily that I may have done long-term harm)
Wearing a DIY binder (or any kind, for that matter) for longer than your body can handle
Doing DIY in such a way that even mimics binding with ace bandages. This means that your binder shouldn't constrict your ribs, breathing, or range of movement
Here are some general good practices that you should use to guide you for any type of binding, whether traditional or DIY:
When you start binding, only do so in very short sessions to begin with. While binding shouldn't outright hurt, it can be a weird transition while your body is getting used to that new sensation
Minimize heavy lifting or exercise while binding. If it is unavoidable, drink plenty of water and take plenty of breaks
Stretch after binding
Don't bind while sick or have inflammation in your lungs or chest
If you DIY, treat your binder like it is a traditional binder. Don't make the mistake of assuming you don't need to listen to your body because you aren't using a "traditional" binding method
Ultimately, listen to your body. If it is telling you that it needs a break, honour that. Your body isn't punishing you, it is trying to keep you (and it) safe, even if it doesn't feel like it
In the end, this isn't perfect. Sometimes, parents do come around, even in their own ways, even if little by little, they come around. When I first came out officially around 2016, I was convinced that my transition would be completely forbade by my family; I concealed a lot of it in the worst instances of this. However, now, I think most of my family has come through their own journey with the understanding of the reality of what and who I am. I tell you this, anon, because I want you to know that this, too , shall pass. You can make it. I know this might be devastating to you, and believe me, I know what that's like. But it won't be forever. These bridges aren't burnt forever, and I hope you can find your happiness and contentment wherever it may be.
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wereballs · 1 year
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read somewhere that hange canonically has zero experience with sex and honestly i’m gonna pretend that that’s true and factual
virgin hange whose only knowledge of sex comes from books and overhearing drunken conversations in the dining hall & living quarters
virgin hange who generally has no interest in sex or relationships until they meet you and start to feel similarly to how they do when they make a breakthrough in titan research .. flustered, excited, hot, giddy, and grinning like an idiot
virgin hange who begins fantasizing about you regularly and is unable to keep still during meetings, squirming in their seat, trying to relieve the tight, hot feeling welling at their core without it being noticable
virgin hange who ‘experiments’ on themself at night, sliding a finger between their folds, surprised at how wet they are. tasting themself, sucking on their fingers and wishing they were yours. getting frustrated because they can’t reach an orgasm, rubbing their clit until it’s sore
virgin hange who seems so confident in themselves publicly, so outgoing and sure of themself, just to crumble and melt from the slightest touch from you. becoming a pleading, begging mess when you kiss them for the first time, unable to hold back their pent up sexual frustration. letting you do whatever you want to them because they want you so bad it hurts
virgin hange who’s a little nervous and shy in the bedroom, insecure about their inability to pleasure you but is willing to try their hardest because they love you so much (they’re so fucking good at it but have no idea)
virgin hange who’s unable to keep quiet while you fingerfuck them, whimpering and moaning so lewdly as you pump your fingers in and out of them at an angle. clutching whatever they can, clawing at your back because it all feels too good
virgin hange who orgasms for the first time and nearly blacks out from it. entire body shaking and twitching. cunt squirting and oozing out juices, making a huge mess of themselves
virgin hange who immediately jumps at the chance to pleasure you and make sure you cum, too. asking you where to touch, where to lick, where to suck. “it’s for research”. lapping at your pussy with determined half lidded eyes, moaning as if they’re eating themself out. eagerly doing anything you ask them to. pumping a fist in the air when they successfully make you cum for the first time just because they’re hange and i say its canon
virgin hange being so clingy after sex, snuggling up to you like you’ve been lovers forever. offering to clean up, but ends up passing out in your arms because they’re so blissed out. wakes up early the next morning to make you breakfast as a thank you
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hanzajesthanza · 7 months
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Geralt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Yennefer, code name: “Been There, Done That.” Fringilla is “Currently Doing That.” Regis is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Dandelion, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude.” Milva is... Eagle Two.
Milva: Oh, thank the gods.
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lgbtqiacharacterotd · 3 months
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Today’s Second LGBTQIA+ Character of the Day is Hange Zoe from Attack on Titan, who is a nonbinary sapphillean!
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kylekoraki · 3 months
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Commander Hange waiting for you (their partner) dressing up for the royal ball
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