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hyuckonia · 3 months

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very first 10 seconds of the tsum event and Kalim getting beaned by his tsum and lilia was like "oh guess i wasnt fast enough to stop it myb bro" SHUT UPPPDNAHAAJHA KALIMS SCREAM HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS GUNNA CRY whatever i love them so badLMAOOOOO

#idia somewhere: "no way... i just felt the pulse of someone using a Super Triple Arcane Bazooka Dragon Destroying Waifu Texas Detroit Kys 30 #kalim at the end is saying “AUUHHH WHY IS IT BEATING ME UP AUUGHUGHTUHH” since it kinda got lost in the sauce down there LMFAO #special thanks to the website “700 Attack Move Names to Conquer Your Foes” and All Might for helping me with Lilia's special move #twisted wonderland #twst #lilia vanrouge #kalim al asim #twst meme #twst memes #funny #twisted tsumderland #fanart #meme #memes #finish the comic challenge done. next challenge.. can i finish the tsum event w/out having to use half my starsharts 2 days before it ends #seems unlikely (chuckles)(puts head in hands)#hyuckscraps

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ace-and-ranty · 2 months

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This is my first time romancing Penny, and all of you slanderers can eat my fists. She is in fact best girl. Her ten heart event is inviting you to the BATH HOUSE at NIGHT? She is so sweet and she's also clearly horny as hell. Y'all don't know what you're talking about.

#Stardew Valley #I love all the girls #but the BATHHOUSE? at NIGHT?#thumbs up girl. go get your hot farmer waifu.

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hootiee · 9 months

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#sorry #aoex #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #rin okumura #i edited this off that rlly old 'your waifus shit' gif if u cant tell lmao

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kdinjenzen · 9 months

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Some Fans: “OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HOW THICC/MUSCULAR/BIG THEY MADE (CHARACTER NAME)!?!?!? IM GOING TO GO FERAL! THE CHARACTER IS SO MEATY AND HUGE AND THICK AND JUICY!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE BEEN SO FED TODAY FANDOM!!!!!”

The Character:

#y’all need to stop #y’all need to learn what THICC is #y’all need to learn what MUSCULAR is #y’all also need to learn that HOLLYWOOD muscles are fake too but that’s another topic all together #I could fucking eat your quote un-quote thicc waifu or husbando as a goddamn snack and I’d die of starvation

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kasdeya519 · 2 years

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100 NSFW Questions Ask Me!

Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?

Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. What’s the most attractive part of the body?

12. Top 3 places to be touched?

13. Ultimate fantasy?

14. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

15. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?

Preferences

16. How much kissing do you like during sex?

17. Sex or masturbation?

18. Spit or swallow?

19. Cut or uncut dicks?

20. Rough or sensual sex?

21. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

22. Loud or quiet partners?

23. How much foreplay do you like?

24. How much teasing do you like?

25. What is too big for you to take?

26. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

Location

27. Favourite place to have sex?

28. Would you have sex in public?

29. Last place you had sex?

30. Where would you most like to have sex?

31. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

32. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?

Kinks

33. What’s your biggest kink?

34. What’s your limit?

35. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

36. Would you do any BDSM?

37. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

38. Favourite type of bondage?

39. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

40. Do you like overstimulation?

41. Do you like having pain involved?

42. Do you like biting/being bitten?

43. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

44. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

45. Have any roleplaying preferences?

46. Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?

Masturbation

47. Do you own sex toys? How many?

48. Favourite Sex Toy?

49. What do you masturbate to?

50. How often do you masturbate?

51. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

52. Do you masturbate with penetration?

53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?

Oral

54. Do you enjoy giving oral?

55. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

57. Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?

58. Can you deepthroat?

For people with dicks… (you can answer these when you send an ask)

60. How long and how thick is it?

61. Do you do anal? Top or bottom?

62. Are you circumcised?

63. Do you like your balls being played with?

64. Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?

65. Where do you like to finish?

For people with vaginas…

66. Do you like playing with your clit?

67. How do you prefer to do it?

68. What’s your breast size?

69. How often do you go braless?

70. Do you finger yourself?

71. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

72. Do you squirt?

Sex

73. Favourite position?

74. How often do you do unprotected sex?

75. How loud are you in bed?

76. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

77. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?

78. How good are you at dirty talk?

79. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?

Other

80. Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?

81. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?

82. What’s your favourite style of underwear?

83. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?

84. Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?

85. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?

86. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

87. How many other people know your dick/bra size?

88. What do you wear to bed?

89. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?

90. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.

91. Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you?

Fun questions!

92. Do you name your genitalia?

93. What would be your stripper name?

94. Any funny sex stories?

95. What food if any would you use during sex?

96. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

97. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

98. Do you often get horny in public?

99. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

100. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

#send me asks #h3ntai #hent4i #onlyf@nz #waifu #ask me shit #anon ask #ask away!#ask meme #your waifu #sexy waifu #hentei #ask me stuff #call me a good girl #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?#questions #tcg #100 questions

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cccrouton · 10 months

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u guys remember that one pic of ray park with maul face paint and startlingly bare arms?

#maul simps come get your freak of a man #waifu #love this little guy #star wars #the clone wars #art #maul opress #darth maul #star wars prequels #procreate #clone wars #the phantom menace #ray park

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darkkbluee · 10 months

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AU where Light keeps turning down everyone at To-Oh because he's already in a relationship. But no one believes him. No one has ever seen him with anyone on a date. He goes to all classes, helps at the NPA, no free time. His friends and family tell him to honestly tell them if he's single and just making stuff up to avoid dating.

Thing is, Light does have a boyfriend. A partner. It's L. Except he can't tell them because security reasons TM.

Sayu: "I'm talking about a real person, bro. Not some waifu character in a game."

Sachiko: "Bring them home, Light. I'll believe you then. Before that, have you met our neighbor's cousin Kaoru?"

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Light: "You. You are booking a ticket to Japan this December." L: "But I like being Light-kun's secret online waifu."

#death note #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #Light Yagami has a boyfriend and no one believes him because his boyfriend is a security concerned cryptid #thats the AU #Misa: I need to see which woman is so good that you think she's better than me. Such a person doesn't exist. Tell him Rem!#Takada: Is this person more well connected than me? Better suited to stand by your side as we achieve our ambition? I refuse to believe it.#Mikami: I doubt they understand your ideals better than me. Such a person does not exist!#Light: ..... I am starting to doubt he exists myself now #L: But I like being Light-kun's secret online waifu.

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sleepyminty · 8 months

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Whenever the developer of a gacha game create a waifu

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milfhandholder · 11 months

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With the recent babygirlfication of Sebastian, do you think they'd babygirlified Grell if they get the chance to?

#imagine seeing her and you lose your mind but she looks like every waifu girl in modern anime #they took away her Trans Swagness #would still love her idc #I miss my wife #kuroshitsuji #black butler #grell sutcliff #kuroshitsuji grell #kuroshitpost

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acesentialsketches · 5 months

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What do you mean I can't just pretend I don't notice myself transforming into beloved anime and furry waifu Katt/Rinpu from the bottom up?

Why are you leaving?

...Some people, amirite?

#art #transformation #TF TG #Katt #Rinpu #Breath of Fire 2 #Capcom #Woren #Artists Turning Into Waifus In Your Area #Click Here to find out how

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yunanyx · 6 months

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Which bikini would santa like to rip off me the most?

#alt girl #best waifu #egirl aesthetic #vtuber #waifumaterial #vrchat #digital art #cute egirl #anime edit #anime style #anime art #waifuanime #your waifu #my waifu #ai waifu #waifugirl #swimwear

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day-at-rhodes-island · 7 months

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Idk about Lone Trail.

It's not generally bad, but for the big Rhine Labs event there sure was a lot of stuff that wasn't Rhine Labs (it could definitely do with a little less Preserver).

Like, I get that they're following up on some of the RL story bits that they've planted in other things, but they probably should have given more time to Kirsten and Saria and just generally explored the pre-established character relationships more.

Also, Silence and, even more so, Ferdinand are main characters for no reason. Why? Genuinely, what was the purpose of giving them that much screen time?

It ended up being an event about legacy and progress that just happens to feature RL, and that seems off to me.

Also, the Doctor and Muelsyse thing is entirely unnecessary, and I want everyone to give them shit for it when they open the event survey. We can't have them doing this again.

#I dont hate it as a whole it's just a little :/ y'know?#arknights #lone trail #ramblings #just let the doc be a funky little creature who's sad sometimes #don't involve them in your waifu bullshit #don't involve ME in your waifu bullshit

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caffeccino · 5 months

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I got my xbox all sorted out and so here's my Verdict Day ac Black Witch

Yaaaay! I like these uzis quite a bit 😉 It's quite a bit better than V, executing some of the ideas with more finesse. It's a shame they were going heavy into the always online stuff... basically do co op with your friends. In V, if you weren't online, you had to solo everything, but in this one I can bring a robot friend! Yay! Which is good, because this one's hard as hell, and you really don't move very easily, and lightweight builds are soooo squishy 😭. Sadly, I'm committed to chicken leg life for I know no other way. So I've been glass cannon without much of the cannon part 😔

If you bring a friend and you get killed, instead of dying, you fly around as a little waifu with a giant jet pack lmao (two robot penguins carrying me gently)

#caffe personal #armored core #verdict day #the little jetpack thing is very silly #and there's a ton of cheap dlc to change your person but they didn't have any more waifus #just stuff like...a helicopter or uav or something #gotta keep you all up to date on my robot stuff

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the-ace-of-fools · 6 months

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“Thank you, I suppose you of all people would know about the dangers of daedric influence,” was what he wanted to say. But what actually came out was—

“Are you worried about me?”

Solinar thought he imagined Miraak’s eyes widening slightly.

“What if I am?”

“I—”

He did not know how to end that sentence.

#the elder scrolls #tes skyrim #skyrim #tesblr #miraak #tes oc #dovahkiin #they're in a shoujo manga your honor #cosmic horror-themed shoujo manga that is #i can not be trusted with sparkles and 'add glow' layers lmao #do they both look like toddlers here? yes. will i be accepting any criticism of that? no.#really wanna draw miraak as an Imposing Scary Atmoran Guy Guy tm but each time i try he comes out looking like an elven maiden lmao #fuckin get uhhh anime waifu-d i guess

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frankidacre · 7 months

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History fans defend their faves like “He’s just a guy!!! He didn’t do anything wrong :c” girl that is CLEARLY a 19th century business mogul who probably employed children 😭

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shrimp1y · 7 months

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Can someone with brains please please PLEASE talk about the disgusting portrayal of cops, crime, court proceedings, justice system and prison incarceration in genshin impact's fontaine update because I cannot SIT HERE and see people completely destroy their brain cells just so they could play a mediocre game and make some fictional men fuck in their mind

I'm deadass surprised there isn't more people talking about it??? I'm honestly so ??? It's literally presenting prison labour as a good thing. Wriothesley, the prison administrator, got rich off of making his inmates build police robots for the state AND HE'S PRAISED FOR IT. AND THEY'RE PAID IN COUPONS THAT CAN ONLY BE USED IN JAIL. HE WAS REWARDED FOR IT WITH HIS DUKE STATUS.

The fact that the fucking MC's mascot was like "oh the prisoners get one free meal a day? you're making life too good down here what if no one wants to leave :(" what in the bullshit. What in the. There's also a fighting ring in the prison, by the way, and you can bet on it with your coupons you just can't bet on both fighters.

The. This is a scene people think is hot. "But that's a bad guy!" THAT'S HOW THE NARRATIVE IS WRITTEN. THEY ARE ALWAYS THE BAD GUY IN FICTION. THAT'S HOW COPAGANDA WORKS, they make you think people in power can just beat the shit outta anyone and of course the person deserves it because they are clearly always the bad guys! And the people in power are always right! This is sarcasm btw.

Neuvillette and the magic judgement machine are literally seen as undeniable justice ordained by magic and NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. NEUVILLETTE HIMSELF HAS NO CLUE WHAT HE'S DOING HE'S ACTIVELY FIGURING SHIT OUT AS WE SPEAK. And yet it's what sends people to The Worst Most Dangerous Super Scary Prison Ever Where There's No Laws [but 1 meal a day's great /s].

"But he feels bad!" Genshin has repeatedly chosen to highlight the pains and troubles of the oppressors [Eula] [Ei/Shogun] and there's literally never any repercussions for them aside from when they portray The Haterz clearly as villains or they turn it around and say "Well it was a misunderstanding all along! No one's to blame here!"

I'm not smart enough to go into details I'm just saying. This. needs to be talked about. I'm not telling you to stop the game bc Hyperfixations not really smth that can be controlled or whatever I get It I Got Back into the game when the first trailer dropped I drew neuvillette fanart and then everything just went downhill since then and I'm like why the fuck did I expect anything better than racist, pro cop dogshit from Mihoyo It needs to be talked about ESPECIALLY by people who still cares about it to critically. assess what the fuck you are absorbing because this shit isn't okay. This is literally paw patrol for weebs they just didn't call anyone a "cop"

PLEASE. TALK ABOUT IT.

#genshin impact #neuvillette #wriothesley #furina #i saw the new trailer and i got so mad. sorry.#THEYRE LITERALLY GOING 'awww the guillotine is coming for your moe waifu who's an incompetent tyrant :('#also dw i recovered i can't play the game without burning rage so ive stopped #but fr im like why . arent more people pissed off.#if furina comes out w a fucking did storyline. ill blow up #i know i shouldnt care abt it anymore but also i have a wriolette rewrite in my pocket unfortunately i got attached to their designs #way before their writing came out. my bad.m #and the fact that wriothesley and the fortress could have been so easily rewritten to uphold the 'autonomous zone' title it claims to be.#i hate everything #genshit

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