#of course it won

[sopuu]

WHAT TIMELINE AM I ON

#OF COURSE HE WON BY 0.1% #LITERALLY EXPLODING #i’m so happy to have watched this battle unfold in real time #context for those who don’t know it’s the tumblr sexyman poll on twitter. internet history was made today #and also toby fox writing fanfic is absolutely the very last thing i expected this year #dw sans likes it #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #undertale #sans #sanssweep #reigensweep #my doodles #edit: ​i’m glad this is my legacy #sopuuart

[heyclickadee]

Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to Padme we should send #mace: Padme’s smart I’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens* #plot twist: Padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #of any potential issues #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #dId MaCe and YoDa KnOw? #yes of course they did Anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo being put into a situation where there is absolutely no fighting, just verbal manipulation and perception games, would be amazing to witness. We see a lot in the series how good he is at subterfuge and how he uses his perception to manipulate to great effect, so it’d be so cool to really see it put to the test even more.

Manipulation is one of the most effective tactical strategies of all time, so just imagine Leo putting this skillset of his to the full test. Imagine the boys slowly get up to busting bigger and more powerful criminals, including those with networks of crime under their belt, and a simple fight isn’t enough to take them down. For criminals like this, Leo’s skills in subterfuge would be deadly.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #me back to talking about Leo’s incredibly high affinity for subterfuge #genuinely think it’s one of if not his best and most honed skill #AND IT’S A VITAL NINJA SKILL #above fighting battle tactics and the like #it’s verbal blindspots #Sun Tzu’s The Art of War literally states that “the greatest victory is won without battle’’ #and idk I think Leo would be so good at this and we see him do it in the show quite a bit but not to the amount I yearn for #but yeah like just think Leo getting sent in and his bros standing guard #of course he wouldn’t be the ONLY one involved but 100% he’d be the main player #man idk I just really really love when their specific skill sets that ARENT the fighting ones are used it’s so interesting to me #like we already know Leo can easily take in a whole room’s worth of people and know exactly how to avoid them all #we know he can manipulate manipulators into his schemes #we know he’s good at improv which is essential to the games of speech high end criminals like to play #it would be SO INTERESTING #OKAY HEAR ME OUT- #he’s asked by Big Mama to join her at a criminal ball of sorts #she needs to regain power and he needs to take down big name criminals #thus a deal #no but really it’s so cool seeing Leo specifically do his best tactics through thinking like his enemy and predicting how they’d act

[hedgehog-moss]

French TV journalist having a hard time trying to get woman in the street to comment on Macron's latest speech yesterday

Protesters organised casserolades (aka banging on pots and pans) in front of city halls across the country at 8pm, when Macron was speaking, to symbolically drown out his voice. Later that evening, Macron was filmed singing a song with some 'random people' in a street in Paris, trying to show he can go out and meet people and have fun because protesters don't exist. The people he was singing with (members of a choir, some of whom are 'alt-right-leaning') were using a folk song app created by far-right activists that was criticised a few months ago for hosting a Spanish fascist anthem & Third Reich military marches.

The government's response was that the President "couldn't know the background of the people he met that night." Maybe if he wants to avoid being associated with the far-right (that's a big if, I know), Macron should keep in mind that with the kinds of strategies and positioning his government has adopted lately, people in the street who welcome him with open arms and are proud to be filmed with him have a higher than average likelihood of supporting fascism.

#genre hier darmanin qui dit qu'il faut sanctionner les gens au RSA et aujourd'hui le maire pour qui fraudeur = maghrébin... #also the far-right ppl who made that song lyric app got 40K€ of public funding from the ministry of culture #our government is 'questioning' public funding for the human rights league but not this #so yeah this is just 1 thing out of the avalanche of bullshit the government keeps unleashing these days #i could have made a post about the minister of the interior; a known rapist; saying #that french people are angry about the reform but ''they swallowed it'' #that was yesterday; this week is going well so far #cool thing that happened last week is that the film director who won the césar des lycéens award #made a speech in the presence of the minister of education in which he said #''it must be hard to be minister of education for a president whose words and actions reflect the opposite #of the values school is supposed to teach the youth: contempt rather than respect; dictating rather than dialoguing'' (etc) #also last week when macron went to notre-dame and of course forbade protests in the area #so protesters hopped on a boat and protested on the seine next to notre-dame #frpol

[valyrfia]

charles 10000% commented this to wind max up he's never letting him live it down ever

#honey you had a pro tennis player on your team of COURSE you won but whatever helps you terrorise max i guess #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen

[o0o0thorn0o0o]

Karma: But why act so smug? You won by only 1.8% :P

Gakushuu: Shut it—a win is a win.

———

Some doodles based on this very hectic poll. I know I’m a little late, but I’m also on a trip up north rn.

A hint of AsaKanza because I haven’t drawn AC in a while, and I’d like to include the gal. That, and I got some encouragement from Luna to include Yukiko.

That, and because I be hella biased towards my favorites, as y’all should know by now :P

#assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #asano gakushuu #asano gakuhou #akabane karma #kanzaki yukiko #araki teppei #sakakibara ren #i won’t tag ‘em ‘cause i didn’t draw ‘em but the other two are there too #asakanza #gakuyuki #fanart #digital art #digital sketch #digital doodle #uhh guess i’ll put my two cents here? #i for sure thought the zoldycks were gonna win since they seem more dysfunctional to me #but idc about hxh atm and i thought it’d be funny if the asanos won (and ‘course i’d vote for shuu anyway haha) #and lo and behold they did 🥳 #has ac won a poll tournament before?? #if not leave it to the asanos to be the first… #so on brand 🙄 #their need for first place surpasses fiction pfft #anyway expect several reblogs—it’s just been a few days so i won’t bother with the queue #i can’t believe october’s almost over—i had so many drawings planned this month 🫠 #gotta decide what to prioritize…

[lambmotifz]

someone got pissed at my post about how jared implied that sam gave birth to dean jr and it’s just so funny to me like…as if it’s MY fault that jared is a bottom mpreg sam truther (as he should be)

#to each their own of course #but it’s still funny to me #anyways wincest won so hard with this one #like he literally confirmed that they’re canonically fucking #sam winchester #wincest #samdean #spn

[nolonger-roses]

Dwarves plus Gandalf definitely bet on Thorin and Bilbo ending up together

The thing is how they brought it up

Kili: I've never seen uncle behave like that with anyone. Do you think something will happen?

Fili: yeah, I bet he says something unintentionally after the quest is over

Kili: no way, Bilbo is the one who will confess by accident before the quest is over

Fili: wanna bet?

Kili: of course

Balin: what are you two talking about?

Then all dwarves + Gandalf started making bets on how and who would confess first

There where two sides: the one who thought it would be their king and the ones who thought it would be their burglar

All of them agreed that they wouldn't confess like normal people would (most likely by accident or in a middle of a fight)

#of course gandalf won the bet #my poor balin doesn't get paid enough #at least he has an advantage because both bilbo and thorin don't shut up about it #bagginshield #thorin x bilbo #bilbo #the hobbit #thorin #thilbo

[sumersprkl]

I feel like the Taaco twins' senses of personal style developed because every time Lup wanted to jump into the middle of some stupid shit, she'd hand Taako all of her accessories for safekeeping and he'd just... Put them on.

They wear matching outfits not to be some kind of weird twin stereotype but because Taako needs to be prepared to wear anything Lup has on at a moment's notice.

Pretty soon they'd have arguments about who owns any single piece of jewelry because Lup swears she bought it for herself but it's been an essential part of Taako's wardrobe for 50 years.

So by the time they get to Faerun at the end of the Stolen Century, Lup looks like she walked out of a streetwear fashion magazine except that her only accessories are a jacket and MAYBE a pair of sunglasses, and Taako jangles when he walks under the weight of all his jewelry.

#of course the clothes are all hand made or thrifted or mended and all of the jewelry is either fake stolen or won in games of poker or pool #because it's the taaco twins #taz balance #taz #the adventure zone #lup taaco #lup taz #taako taaco #taz lup #taz taako #taako taz

[emimii]

oopsy daisy tuggoffelees rot my bad guys

#ill get back to requests i promise the demons just won today #of course i enjoy the gay lil magician and his rockstar boyfriend #someone euthanize me #cats musical #cats the musical #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #the rum tum tugger #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #clone trooper wooley #clone trooper waxer #clone trooper boil #Cody is also a freak who just ignores the bread and eats a Camembert patty #fuckin rank tho he’s completely insane #I might go hog on a mild but soft brie but I’m not ignoring the bread okay #post clone wars #Wooley is the baby of the group he’s Cody’s favorite of course he knows #they won the war and Bail is a very tired chancellor #they are gonna have cheese caf and wine #codywan #they’re gonna make shark coochie boards

[pianokantzart]

Anyways, the Super Mario Bros Adventures comics are 10/10 and I suggest anyone who hasn't read them to do so.

#If you weren't already won over by the famed ''Luigi dresses as Princess Peach'' scene #all the characterizations are so good and charming #and of course anything that shows Mario as a protective big bro wins my heart by default #I highly suggest it #super mario bros #super mario brothers #Mario #Luigi #not my art

[lachatalovematcha]

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Ａｎｇｅｌ （>。☆） · ˚ ｡天使 . ✦ ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱★﹒

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#⠀ ⭐️🎀🌈 🎀 ⊹︵︵︵ ⊹ ୨୧ ⊹ ︵︵︵ ⊹ 🎀⭐️🎀🌈 #⭐˖ ･ ·̩ ｡ ☆ ﾟ ＊ 🌸 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ㅤ ララ月太陽ㅤㅤ꒰ 🍮 ꒱ ⠀⠀⠀⠀イ. ₊ ˚ ׅ ㅤ🥐 ｡˚ ◟⭐️🎀🌈⭐˖ ･ ·̩ ｡ ☆ ﾟ ＊(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⭐️🚎🌈 #⊹ ⋆꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹ #🎀｡ﾟ･｡ﾟᐠ( ᐢ ᵕ ᐢ )ᐟ｡ﾟ･｡ﾟ🎀 #可憐 #可愛い #kawaii #aesthetic #otakucore #animecore #webcore #weebcore #jojifuku #kidcore #childhood #fav song #花の子ルンルン #Hana no Ko Lunlun #happycore #mahou shoujo #このバージョンがとても大好きです #best versions in Japanese of course and in Portuguese which is this version What makes me like the Portuguese version so much is because it #korean version is so good too #actually English is also different but Portuguese is more touching Hungarian is also very cute but this time Portuguese won sorry

[hedgehog-moss]

Just some animal friends hanging out on a balmy May afternoon :)

#crawling along #(am counting myself among the animal friends) #and no of course not pampe hasn't spent the past two weeks in the other part of her pasture like she was supposed to #i Will make that follow-up post to let you know who won the poll but it's going to be a long one as she escaped in like 7 different ways #sometimes 2 different ways at once? an investigation is still underway as to how she got out last time #and i WILL reinforce the fence and put her back. where i want her to be #for the eighth time. don't think i won't

[royaltea000]

Peregrine Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck

#they got some sickass names yo #won name lottery they’re like both wrong and elegant sounding #merry and pippin #pippin took #merry brandybuck #finally got to draw my favorite hobbs #my friend: of course you’d make a musty fantasy character hot #LEAVE ME ALONE #I PHYSICALLY CANNOT DRAW MUSTY LOOKING CHARACTERS #💀💀💀 #lotr fanart #lotr #lord of the rings #digital art #Digital Illustration #my art #the hobbit #the hobbit fanart

[vaggieslefteye]

♫ This place reeks of death, there's a chill in the air. And I barely escaped being killed by a hair. ❝𝐆ʀᴇᴀᴛ 𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑, 𝐀ʟᴛʀᴜɪsᴛ, 𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐅ᴏʀ 𝐇ɪs 𝐅ʀɪᴇɴᴅs?❞ Sorry to disappoint, that is NOT where this ends! ♫

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel edit #radio demon #the show must go on #of COURSE i have to gif this segment - I saw his fiasco on the tv show and I just couldn't resist‚ what a performance! #now THAT'S Entertainment! #alright alright alright‚ i'm done‚ got that out of my system #so yeah i was mostly neutral on alastor throughout the whole show until this verse. #amir talai sang his fucking HEART out here and it won me the fuck over instantly. i mean that plus the music and expressions whatnot #but his PERFORMANCE man‚ i mean WOW. just wow #my gifs #song: finale #Certified Redemption ☑︎ #song highlight