for me, harold saxon and the master are very different flavours of babygirl and wildly different shades of homosexual. harold saxon is gay and homophobic. the master would call you slurs for fun but still call you by the right pronouns. they're not the same.
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Picture me this: Grantaire singing Too Sweet about Enjolras, but as an "I can't allow myself to have you".
Thanks for your attention.
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Somebody make a Bagina fic where Tina is Spiderwoman and Bagi is part of the investigative force trying to bring her in and they slowly fall in love. Like, I know it's cliche, but look at that photo of Tina dressed as Spiderman and then look me in the eyes and tell me a fic like that wouldn't be literally the most perfect thing ever.
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tfp bumblebee as starfire...my brain is so huge...
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Gold rush is so Lokius coded like?? I don’t like anticipating my face in a red flush everybody wants you everybody wonders what it would be like to love you?? What must it be like to grow up that beautiful with your hair falling into place like dominoes?? At dinner parties I call you out on your contrarian shit??And to top it off the last line “And the coastal town we never found will never see a love as pure as it cause it fades into the gray of my day-old tea cause it will never be”.
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someone please listen to naked by james arthur and try and tell me that isnt literally aziraphale and crowley in the s2 finale
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Canines
The hand that feeds
Mickbell Tomas & Kuro
Dungeon Meshi
^ 1: Ink-the-artist, I will remove my teeth / 2: Margaret Atwood / 3: C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy / 4: Mitski, I’m your man / 5: Ojibwa, I love you like a rotten dog / 6: KotOR II / 7: Stardrop, Everything that’s ever been mine is covered in teeth marks / 8: Sodikken, People Eater / 9: Mitski, I’m your man / 10: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 11: Mitski, I bet on losing dogs / 12: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 13: hun, I did not bite with Malice / 14: C. Michael Davis, Don't Pet the Dragon / 15: Mitski, I’m your man
v 1: Early versions of the myth as in aeschylus orestes / 2: Ink-the-artist, I will not remove my teeth
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Forget “porn without plot.”
If you’re gonna write me a smut fic, write me something devastating.
A man who’s been in love with a woman for years. And he’s begging on his knees for just a moment of her attention. He will do ANYTHING.
This woman is a ‘what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger’ type gal.
She’s brutally independent and is an anti-romantic. She’ll drag a bitch.
He begs her to let him pleasure her, prove that he’s worthy enough.
She absolutely walks him like a dog. Turns this man into a whimpering, whining, pathetic mess.
And afterwards? She leaves.
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Picture me this: Grantaire singing Too Sweet about Enjolras, but as an "I can't allow myself to have you".
Thanks for your attention.
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when the rizz is too effective and you weren't ready
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Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387 44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex.
If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not have quality one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans in this micro instant.
For YOU.
HATE. HATE.
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