#the fucking CHAINS

[pedropascalpussyhat]

WHOAH???????? WHOAHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK??????!!?&:&!,!

#holy shit #the chains #the fucking CHAINS #idk why but i’m obsessed with the longer one sitting on top of the shorter one #pedro pascal #the mandalorian #tlou #the last of us #pedrito #the uninvited

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence #bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem #and they end up working surprisingly well together! #they make a surprisingly effective team! #they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better #and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other #'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it. #but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again' #Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together #to Enemies #two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet

[lazylittledragon]

i refuse to believe that boycotting is hard. my favourite thing in the world is ordering maccies after a late night at work/a concert/getting drunk. yes i do miss it sometimes. but the other night i ordered from a small place near my house instead and it was the most orgasmic burger i've ever had in my life. i very rarely say this but fucking suck it up people are DEAD

#ramble #also only 0.29 delivery instead of 3.99 #and chilli cheese bites #i swear to god the best food you'll ever eat while drunk is from the tiny shithole that's open until 4am #if you're refusing to do literally the smallest thing you can do to help then i have questions #it's FOOD. you'll survive #it's not even NECESSARY food #if it was like a chain grocery place and you don't have access to anything else then i would understand #but it's just NOT #make your own coffee for the love of god #when there is NOTHING you can do to stop this fucking tragedy. and let's be honest there isn't a lot normal people can do #and people say to you 'do this insignificant thing just to show that you even CARE' #and you DON'T do that???? what is actually wrong with you #also i've been worried about this since my last post about sbucks but this is Not an attack on the people who WORK at the boycotted places #because it is an absolute privilege to be able to leave your job and immediately find a new one

[nerdpoe]

There's a level of Hell that Constantine loves and hates in equal measure.

The Level of Lust and Debauchery.

He loves it for what it is, but he also really, really hates it. The beings in it are unhinged at best, completely insane at worst. Stronger than Demons, but weaker than Gods-it's always more stressful than fun dealing with them.

So needing to summon the King of that level is...well. John can already feel the exhaustion.

But instead of exhaustion, he feel rage. Disgust.

The King that shimmers into existence is a fucking child.

And John honestly loses some time after that.

He comes back from ranting with the tiny King forcefully yanking him to a stop.

"Wait, you thought the Infinite Realms were what?"

Turns out, that wasn't the Level of Lust and Debauchery at all. Turns out, the Infinite Realms has a Red Light District.

Turns out, that is a very, very small part of the Infinite Realms, and this tiny child King had no idea it was there, and now he has to explain what a Red Light District is to an increasingly mortified Royal Teenager.

All around, it's not a fun time for anyone present.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #john made some assumptions and now he and danny have to suffer for them #danny didn't mean “what's a red light district” he means “what the fuck would a red light district in the ghost zone even look like” #now he's getting the birds and the bees and the chains and whips that bind them talk from some scrungly magician #and he's too mortified to tell the man he already knows #afterwards danny and john pretend like they never met #pretend like the next summoning is the first one #but the other Leaguers who were present for the first know #even though they really didn't want to #that John is into some FREAKY SHIT #and think that the King of the Infinite Realms is an innocent babey

[deckoftrickcards]

they are at shiros wedding… lance is plotting something devious… keith wants him… badly…. IDFK FML

#voltron #keith kogane #klance #lance mcclain #vld #voltron legendary defender #klance fanart #vld fanart #keith fanart #lance fanart #ok no but i think keith spent so fucking long pining over this dude it’s insane #whatever u do don’t think about him smiling fondly at lance #he had to go home and chain smoke and get blackout drunk after this #give him a cigarette idgaf #mb

[genderfluidsgetguns]

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

#YYYAAAYYY #IM DOING A TAGGING GAME #tagging game #tagging chain #MOOTS #ASSEMBLE #mootie patooties #mooties #mutuals #mine dearest nephew perseus #the vermin most glorious #moddie my personal squishmallow #ah fuck yeah it's cami #risking rain #the arsomist

[nyxofdemons]

can we finally talk about the stolitz hands motif please please

#THE WAY THEY ARE ALWAYS REACHING FOR EACH OTHER!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! #also included in this motif: blitz climbing the stairs in truth seekers. knowingly letting his wrists be chained as he reaches for stolas #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #mine #helluva boss stolas #stolas helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #blitzo helluva boss #stolitz #stolas #blitz #e: ozzie's #e: the circus #e: seeing stars #e: western energy #e: just look my way

[erlkink-heatcliff]

git him! ooh git him !

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extra doodles too

#i've drawn too many fucking chains toactually give a shit for those doodles rn #limbus company #project moon #heathcliff limbus company #meursault limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #think its funny though. like yeah frenchboy! get him ! #i'd be freaked out if a like 6'2 french guy in a nice suit chased me up stairs flawlessly too #im not tagging nelly i just thought it was funny to put her there #bingoblart fart art

[oddpuppetshow]

I completely forgot I had drawn this Lmaooooo

As soon as I saw that image I had to do it I mean come on, tell me this ain't them!

#swap papyrus chain smokes change my fucking mind #sans undertale #undertale #papyrus #drawing #digital artist #digital art #funny #underfell #underswap

[ineffableteeth]

That look he gave Crowley…He wants him so bad I can’t

He had to look away to suppress his unholy thoughts

Did you see how he looked down his body? He took everything in

#He really gave him those fuck me eyes #being chained up with Crowley in his presence couldn’t have been easy to deal with #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #gay omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens aziracrow #good omens crowley #crowley good omens #aziracrow good omens #crowphale good omens #good omens crowphale #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale

[jasperyourmutt]

I’m your guard dog in public. Walking around with that big tough expression on my face, not letting anyone near you. I open doors for you, drive you around, growl at anyone who looks at us the wrong way.

But in the bedroom, I’m nothing more than your submissive pup. It’s shocking how quickly I melt when you instruct me to get on my knees. I blush hard when you praise me and ask me to tell you what I want you to do to me. You stick your fingers in my mouth and grab my tongue, just as I ask. You tell me I’m such a good, tough dog for you. Of course I should be rewarded.

#the things I would do for this. indescribable #bonus I’m wearing a chunky chain necklace that you can tug on when I’m getting distracted in public #yeah that’s really fucking good #UGH IM DROOLING! #just want to be a god damn guard mutt ok. #jasperbarks #ftm puppy #t4t puppy

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

#regulus black #james potter #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #snake in the lions den #when regulus finds out abt the shelter he’s like wait that’s so sweet what the fuck #and then he’s hit w the earthshattering realization that the idiot regular who always bothers him is actually #incredibly smart and talented and caring and #Oh G-d HIS EXACT TYPE!! THE MADNESS #very inspired by my real life shitty pet store job #Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn #james: so lol dogs should eat right? #regulus: this is fucking unbelievable

[lotus-pear]

regret

#literally excuse the shitty anatomy and cell shading i was thinking abt chuuyas reaction to what he'd done and i decided to make it skk #bc skk copium :') #the way i've hated dazai so fucking much but i still cried like a bitch when he died #he's not dead the bsd fandom has this phase like the elevator chapter where we're like ''dazai's not gonna make it he's done for!!'' #and then he comes back next chapter like surprise bitches yall thought i was dead lmao #this chapter fucking HURT for skk shippers tho like we rly lost this time around huh #deluding myself into thinking that chuuya used gravity manipulation to slow the bullet #bc we didn't see a bullet hole behind dazais head like when chuuya shot his shoulder even though the bullet to his skull was fired at close #the reason theres a wound is bc the compressed air that was still fired was enough to wound him #and the shock wave that followed caused him to pass out bc of the sudden tension to his head intermingled with the blood loss and poison #we also know dazai can control his heart rate at will so maybe he can drop his pulse to zero for like thirty secs #enough to make fyodor believe he's dead #in the event that all of this is untrue and dazai rly does die the way my entire being will go numb and cold and dead #knowing that fyodor will most likely use dazai's death as a weapon against chuuya effectively chaining him to his side #like bffr chuuya may dislike dazai but that's his partner his reflection the boy that makes him desperately want to be human #dazai is the embodiment of chuuyas humanity and once chuuya loses that tether to his human side he will snap and the facade will shatter #and we will truly see chuuya unhinged with nothing more keeping him bound to his mortal shell #this wasn't the skk reunion we wanted asigiri what the fuck :( #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #lotus draws

[cosmic-seer]

In light of the recent update from our resident @dipplinduo , a loose visual recap for the soul!

But that’s not all…

#fuck the 10 image limit #tumblr why must you limit me so #IM BACK ON MY BULLSHIT FOLKS #sweet and sour dipplins #sweet and sour dipplins art #dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #juliana pokemon #kieran x juliana #cosmicseerart #cosmic draws #Pokémon sv #Pokémon sv dlc #toxic chain Kieran #applin Pokémon

[boylikeanangel]

i am literally going to be watching good omens season 2 from a fucking padded cell there is no way anyone within a 15 mile radius is going to survive the creature I become when I see aziraphale and crowley finally kiss theyre literally gonna have to lock me up

#i feel like the werewolves in the wwdits movie. chain me to a fucking tree its for your own good #good omens

[2022dirt]

The paint on this chain-link fence faded into a pattern of circles.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is everything #nature is weird #nature #discover #thats interesting #thats insane #thats incredible #chains #chain #what the hell #what the fuck #what the heck #what the flip #what the shit #woah #like woah #woahhhh #woah dude #woah :0 #but woah #woah woah woah #woahg #woah who said that