#they are so fucking gay your honor

[serashalala]

Wings for a Tail || Elina x Nori

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Today, Elina lays on one of the wider reefs, the surface wide enough to support her weight. She lies still, facing up, and her eyes look longingly at the surface of the water where the sky rests. The girl, once a fair, now a mermaid, can’t help but feel a sort of melancholy.

She’d lost her wings, a year ago today. Elina had been counting. 

While the people of Mermaidia had been more than welcoming to their new resident, it didn’t sit right with her. She loves the tail, it’s beautiful, but she wasn’t a mermaid. She’s a fairy.

For so long, she’d longed for wings, and she’d gotten them. 

She’d lost them, though. For a tail.

While she mourns the loss of her wings, she wouldn’t change it for the world. She would always decide to sacrifice them to save Mermaidia. Or maybe that’s not quite it. Maybe it wasn’t Mermaidia on its own. 

Saving Mermaidia had been collateral, she thinks. 

Elina is a good person, but even she had some extent to her selfishness. That much of self-awareness is warranted, after having spent a year wondering what made her decide that it was worth losing her wings.

“Elina!” She hears from a distance.

She sits up, and she looks away from the blue sky to take a glance at who had called her. She sees someone just as worthy as the sky she’d lost. The fairest trade, just as beautiful as the clouds she’d owned, once upon a time, and just as wonderful as air.

Swimming towards her is Nori. 

Elina smiles back, and she waves. Nori speeds up to greet her, and she circles around Elina playfully, as if in greeting. 

This prompted Elina to giggle. Nori had been fond of skinship, since they’d grown closer. This included the playful taps of the tail, and embraces, and her head on Elina’s shoulder.

And just like now, when Nori would sink to her side, leaving little to no space between them. Elina had grown accustomed to it, had even grown to love it, even. 

“What brings you here, Nori?” Elina asks, and she can’t help but draw her eyes to the sky. Still, she’s sat up.

Nori hums. “I could ask the same to you,” She says, but she grabs Elina by the chin and tilts it down to face her. There’s a sad smile on her face. “But I already know.” Nori’s voice is soft. 

Her hand returns to her side, 

Elina feels herself mourn at the loss of it too. But that doesn’t last long when Nori rests her head against the crook of her neck. “Elina,” She starts, but before she can continue, Elina cuts her off.

“No, Nori. It’s okay. I’m okay.” She insists voice amused. “I’m okay, Nori.” She repeats.

She could tell that the mermaid wasn’t convinced. 

“I know what today is, Elina." Nori tells her, like she's sharing her grief. "If I could, I’d give you back your wings.” Nori says, and she sounds sorry. Apologetic. “I wouldn’t have you sacrifice your wings, not when that damn fruit wouldn’t have worked.” There’s a heavy sigh.

“Nori,” Elina says. She shifts her weight, pushing onto her side so that Nori is prompted to shift her position. She faces the blue haired mermaid, and she holds both of her hands. 

Elina looks down, seeing the hands in hers. Elina is not a mermaid, not when her hands are much smoother, much more different than Nori’s scaled ones. Elina doesn’t have her own scales, yet, but she can feel them growing in the longer she’s a mermaid. She feels herself entranced by the blue scales on her skin, shimmering. It almost looks like the sky. No. It does remind her of the sky.

She looks up at Nori, her blue eyes staring back at her green ones. Elina smiles, and she raises her hand towards Nori’s cheek. 

Elina feels Nori lean towards the hand, and she feels the small bouts of scales over her cheek. “I wouldn’t change anything for the world.” She says.

It was Nori, above it all. Even the sky.

#serashalala writes #barbie mermaidia #barbie fairytopia #barbie elina x nori #they are so fucking gay your honor #im so sorry for my followers #not for the gay i mean for posting the same picture every damn time #but im chasing clout for my team so suck it up /lh

[sweetlittlestarbursts]

fuck romeo and juliet. i want whatever these bitches have.

#heartstopper #nick and charlie #charlie and nick #heartstopper netflix #Fuck romeo and juliet #I want whatever these bitches have #lgbtqia #gay #i want someone to love me #i want someone to hold me #send help i’m dying #i love them your honor #so much #ahhh he’s so cute #theyre so gay #theyre so cute #theyre so silly #what do i tag this #gay pride #lgbtq #pride #charlie spring #nick nelson

[the-apology-dance]

I LIVE FOR BOOK AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY

Apparently in the book, Aziraphale and Crowley are implied to be a gay couple MANY TIMES.

A girl at Warlock’s birthday party calls Aziraphale a faggot.

Anathema automatically assumes that Crowley and Aziraphale are a gay couple after Crowley says “Goodnight miss. Get in, Angel.” to Aziraphale

Also, One scene I wish would’ve been acted out as it is in the book is when they both get shot with the paintball guns. How it happens in the book is Aziraphale ends up FALLING BACKWARDS INTO A RHODODENDRON BUSH and Crowley sinks down on a statue.

Crowley believes he is bleeding YELLOW and DYING and instead of, ya know, helping Aziraphale UP AS HIS ANGEL HAS JUST SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS INTO A BUSH, HE JUST CHOOSES TO CRAWL INTO THE BUSH AS WELL, BELIEVING SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH BIOLOGY. Aziraphale tells Crowley it hurt and it hit him under his ribs, which he brushes off TO ASK IF ANGELS BLEED BLUE.

Aziraphale proceeds to the same self examination as Crowley.

Crowley only figures out it is PAINT when he TASTES IT. They conclude it is PAINT.

6000 years on earth, and these idiots don’t know what a paintball gun is.

I LOVE THESE IDIOTS.

(EDIT: how did this post get so many likes???😆)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #they’re idiots your honor #paintball scene #the stupidity #i don’t even know #they are made for each other #good omens book #the gay angel #this book is gay #this book is incredible #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #blinks slowly #i’m laughing so fucking hard #please read this

[adharastarlight]

Regulus, holding a knife against james' throat: you're dead pretty boy

James who just died on the spot: you think im pretty?

Regulus: you'd make a pretty corpse, i suppose

James sighs wistfully

Regulus internally: wtf? he is kinda pretty tho-

#hes so smitten #fuck i love them #theyre in love your honor #enemies to lovers jegulus is my life #i need to write more of them in this dynamic #but i get too excited and make them soft and kiss too soon #oops? #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james fleamont potter #regulus arcturus black #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #regulus being regulus #james being james

[your-honor-im-zesty]

hot take but leo valdez is not the "uwu simp girl" in the relationship. that mf roasts people on a daily basis, and the amount of jason slander he dished out in the series (all lovingly, of course) is actually wild 😭 nah if anyone's the simp it's jason "melting-down-every-time-leo-smiles" grace.

#valgrace #jason grace #leo valdez #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #gay #mlm #your honor they're so fucking gay it's disgusting (beautiful) #i'm throwing up (crying) #they're so gross (cute)

[butdaddyilovehimmm]

SUITS 3.16

Why are they so kinky...

#marvey #suits #suits usa #harvey x mike #mike x harvey #harvey specter #mike ross #d/s #why are they so kinky #mike saw his chance and TOOK it #theyre insufferable #theyre gay your honor #they're also fucking insane

[unreversedumbrella]

I need a book detailing every single one of teru's thoughts because every time he talks he says something unhinged and I want to know the thought process behind gems these

#mp100 #hes so fucking gay your honor #teruki hanazawa #terumob

[sillywillygrahamcracker]

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #they’re in love your honor #hiveswap #funny #jokes #i wanna kms #hannibal the cannibal #beverly katz #jack crawford #alana bloom #freddie lounds #gay #homosexual #what the fuck do i do #how do you tag #so how's your night going

[cometblaster2070]

I love this scene so much, ruby really did NOT hesitate in immediately taking that missile down. she really said oh you can TRY to hurt my partner just watch this.

like i love her expression in this, the way this goes from being just annoyed or upset; this girl is genuinely pissed with cordovin, because for one, she's being completely unreasonable about this matter, and secondly, i mean, she tried to shoot at weiss and maria.

(also ruby appreciation here; this girl sniped a moving missile out of the air like????)

and because i am whiterose trash, here is bonus ruby and weiss after weiss safely gets off the ship and is on ground with ruby.

look at this dork i love her sm. the second she's reunited with weiss and knows that weiss is safe; look at that smile.

(also pls don't mind weiss's expression)

#rwby #rwby volume 6 #rwby cordovin #idk what the rest of her name is so #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #white rose #ruby x weiss #i love your honor #they're so adorable #they give me life #they are so gay #and i want them to end up together man #whiterose shippers were well fed in volume 6 ngl #also weiss appreciation for immediately saving everyone's asses while jumping out of a moving vehicle #OKAY BUT THE SMILE #LOOK AT THE BEFORE AND AFTER #the little face of “god my partner is so cool” #adn the goofy expression afterwards #and how when she snipes the missile #there is the look of #fuck around and find out bitch i dare you #there is something about the way ruby and weiss look at each other that gets to me

[uccmd]

Sorry not sorry but sometimes i can't stop thinking about how Stede and Ed affected each other's lives so much that in the end at the moment of maximum stress they began to adopt each other's behavior with how Ed wore Stede's clothes, set up a pillow fort, composed music and tried to arrange a theatrical performance with the crew, while Stede went to a bar, got drunk, told about his adventures to men who admired him and knew him as a pirate, began telling real horror stories based on his life and almost cut the guy's throat

#our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means gay #blackbeard #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #stedebeard #edward x stede #ed x stede #stedeward #ofmd stede #ofmd edward teach #ofmd ed x stede #they broke me #they're in love your honor #i love them #random thoughts #idea #they're made for each other #so lovely #fluff #kind of #random #i'm bad at tagging #gay love #fictional characters #pirates #gay pirates #our flag means love

[cannibalhellhound]

So, I did a cowboy au Mav based on this post for @rabbit-factory

Because it fits that our idiot would get on top of a monster bull and get his head cracked open like an egg, giving Ice and the Bradshaw's a heart attack whilst still being cheerful and looking great

tw blood

#your honor he's an idiot #he looks so happy #and he is so fucking dumb #but he's the best bull rider to ever exist #*cough* and the smallest *cough* #HE'S ALSO THE BEST DI- #anyway i really like how it looks #tg #tgm #top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #top gun 1986 #top gun fanart #icemav #HelloI'mHayden #Air Gays™ #top gun au #cowboy au #maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #maverick

[rowanwithaz]

I think it's hilarious that we shippers miss dkbk\bkdk so much that we are hyper fixated on finding small details of them being them in anything Hori draws.I

Like,there covers made us shippers go crazy we're so starved for Dkbk\bkdk content from Hori.

#dkbk #bkdk #Dekubaku #decchan #katsudeku #Bakudeku #GreeNade #I miss them so fucking much #I guess I could include vol.37 cover #But that wasn't a small detail #they are gay your honor #And cannon

[adharastarlight]

Reg, scowling at James over his textbook because he's been staring at him for almost an hour and it's honestly very distracting and he's struggling to not blush: what do you want Potter?

James: a chance

Reg raises an eyebrow but doesn't reply

James: a chance to get to know you properly

Reg: you won't like what you find

James: maybe, or maybe I'll love what i find. Give me a chance. Just one chance, Regulus, please?

Reg: ...just one.

#im unwell #theyre so cute #theyre idiots your honor #theyre in love your honor #i fucking love them #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #dead gay wizards #james x regulus #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #starchaser #sunseeker #james potter x regulus black #regulus being regulus #james is a simp #james being james #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar

[strawberrryangel]

dean, talking to cesar and jesse, who are literally canonically husbands: what’s it like settling down with a hunter?

me: hey. hey so. hey so dean. hey dean why would. hey dean why would you ask. hey dean why would you ask that. hey dean why would you—

#cannot believe this fucking show sometimes #he met so many couples in the hunting business through the seasons #and the one couple he asks about is the gay couple #one thing about dean is that man is gay #and he just wants to settle down with his angel husband #give that man his gay angel for fuck’s sake #your honor they are everything to me #destiel #supernatural #spn #strawbsposts

[sunf10wer67]

Obviously Kit's necklace getting caught on Jade's lip was not in the script and rather a filming "error" (or at least that's my guess), but so lord help me, is it hot as fuck

#willow #willow disney+ #willow 2022 #tanthamore #kit tanthalos #jade claymore #theyre gay your honor #your honor theyre gay #hot as fuck #im so gay #gay disaster #actually im a #bi disaster

[rotten--cotton]

Orange kinda love🍊🧡

#silly lil scribbles🖍️❤️ #🐜🍭🧡 #i haven't been able to draw for so long i missed him</3 #my favourite lil bug i love him dearly #look at his fruity ass omfg #your honor HE'S GAY!!! FRUITY AS FUCK!!! #i am NOT beating the fag allegations lmaooo #but n e wayz yeah♡ #selfshipping #black selfship #autistic selfship #bipoc selfship #selfship art #self insert x canon #marvin the martian #phone doodle