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collaredkittyboy · 4 months

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#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

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officialspec · 4 months

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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis

#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid #i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song #and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt #popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE #EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN

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feardrummed · 3 months

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@bravevolunteer: ❝ so do you sleep in a coffin ? ❞ you know what at least he's being silly

vampiric starters / accepting

She rolls he eyes—she's missed him, really. Missed stupid conversations that weren't unlike this. "Tried, I kept banging my head on the lid." Obviously a joke, although it's said as if it's not. "What? Do we need to go hunt for an extra-extra large dog bed for you? Or like, a crate?"

#theyre so stupid.#answered asks #bravevolunteer #i'm not your good girl i'm not your babe and i will paint this town red in flames (verse: vampire)

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ochibrochi · 5 months

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guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #world's finest #karadox #brutalia #bruharvey #twobats #plasticbat #???#batcat #dc comics #bruce is literally so stupid #the temptation to tag as superbat just bc theyre standing next to each other

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amygdalae · 1 month

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Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes

#theyre so fucking stupid but when i was like 13 i thought they were fucking hilarious #fallout 3 redeemed by letting you have a whiny greaser follow you around

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jagerstian · 4 months

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#moomin is so relatable actually #i love them #theyre so stupid #moomin #moominvalley #snufkin #snufmin #springdove #art #fanart #my art

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project-sonadow · 11 months

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they started punching each other immediately after

#project draws #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sth #theyre so stupid and silly

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skeletood · 5 months

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the way they like each other is. unique. to say the least.

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #johndave #davejohn #pepsicola #hammertime #a skele fanart #my art #theyre so stupid #sooooo stupid #the way they see past the brick walls they put up. idiots.#john watches dave not know how to tie his shoes and is like *dreamy sigh*#and im right #lol

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comradekatara · 5 months

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it's national draw your sibling day

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #katara&sokka #art #mart #oldergaang #portraitgaang #i like to think they get less antagonistic once theyre in their twenties #i also firmly believe w every fibre of my soul that sokka improves his art #(and im coming for anyone who says otherwise in the comments of this post with hammers. jsyk)#also drawing w charcoal is way easier than ink painting. so maybe he realizes that too #also apologies if i butchered the spelling of katara's name i was just working w the wiki but . if its bad u can say its intentional #bc sokka is stupid or whatever idk 😭#anyway. this ACTUALLY started bc i was thinking about how we never actually see katara draw #but i just KNOW that she would have the most anime art style #dont ask me how i know these things ok i just do #so this whole thing was just an excuse to showcase that . lmao #i worked so hard on this tho. pls clap

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1alchemistart · 8 months

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the they

#sxf #spy x family #damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #damian x anya #anya x damian #..id tag becky and emile and ewen but theyre so tiny on this page. esp becky #not worth it JKSDFKL #my art #i wuv em dearly they are so stupid

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poughkeepsies · 1 month

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also crying at eddie walking in with an "AY😎" and his arms spread wide like he's about to do a twirl for buck clearly waiting for him to say he looks good and he's getting a good grade in couples costumes with his beautiful boy best friend (something that is normal to want and possible to achieve) and deflating when buck's high-strung ass starts on him for being late. bonus points for buck not having anything to say about anyone else being late cause they're not, not really, the groom isn't even there yet, it's just that he needs eddie there with him as soon as possible for moral support

#theyre so stupid theyre everything to me #911 spoilers #evan buckley #weewoo brainrot #eddie diaz #buddie #911 abc

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just-spacetrash · 2 years

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they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

#i am. strugling #my post #hAvE yOu TrIeD pUtTiNg YoUr pHoNe DoWn YES you dumb piece of shit. you stupid asshole obviously ive tried that #but it didnt work for 3 hrs so now im bacj here #sorry its just every time i ask falling alseep tips its that. like jfc man #like eeeeeeverybody thinks theyre so smart and smug and shit when they say it i just wanna sleeeepppp goddddd

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justaz · 2 months

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omg omg omg

arthur gives merlin his mothers sigil thinking that hes going to die and wants to finally tell merlin how he feels and what better way of conveying the intensity of his emotions and how serious he is other than marriage? merlin accepts the sigil which means theyre married!! yay!! only. they both survive and arthur QUICKLY realizes that merlin has no idea the significance of the sigil. he has no idea theyre married. and arthur has no idea how to tell him bc then he’ll have to explain WHY he gave him the sigil aka WHY HE PROPOSED and now that hes not staring death in the face. he just. cant.

blah blah blah time skip to happy ending

the druids invite arthur and merlin to a celebration of the unification of emrys and the once and future king and the fruition of their destinies. merlin and arthur are excited bc finally peace is here and magic is returning and this can be the next big show of trust and reconciliation between camelot and the druids and so theyre there in the druid camp having fun when theyre approached and asked to participate in the ceremony. theres a huge buzzing crowd watching as the elder druid ties their hands together and goes on and on about the magnificence of two men standing before them and their great destinies and how the two sides of the same coin are joined finally as the prophecy said all those years ago. merlin doesnt realize it was a handfasting ceremony until hes talking to a few of the druids later on

anyway. merthur accidental wedding(s). now they both know theyre married but they dont know the other knows theyre married bc different ceremonies and traditions and all that. arthur is all awkward about it bc hes emotionally constipated. merlin is convincing himself he doesnt have to bring it up to arthur bc its not like the DRUID marriage ceremony is legally binding in camelot. they didnt sign any papers or anything. theyre not really married in camelot so arthur doesnt have to know. and then merlin can selfishly keep this truth close to his heart. even if its not reciprocated.

married life shenanigans ensue. merlin and arthur both have to physically stop themselves from calling the other their husband. jealous spats when out in the tavern or when visiting royals/nobles stop on by. leon knows all and is this close to snapping. extra protective idiots. and idk someone catches merlin holding the sigil and explains the significance of it or a druid asks arthur where his husband emrys is and my boy is STRESSED about being caught but then the druid brings up the handfasting ceremony. stupid idiot x stupid idiot.

you see my vision, right?

#bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #theyre so stupid #they WOULD get married twice without realizing or telling the other #hc #headcanon #head canon #fic #fanfic #fanfiction #fic idea #accidental marriage #idiots in love

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katsettee · 10 months

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