#this is a joke I should say that

[thejadecount]

I love how with each new installment of TMNT Donnie just becomes more unhinged. Like we’re gonna cut to the Mutant Mayhem movie and Donnie’s online human persona is going to be some cyber-terrorist who’s a known war criminal in at least 24 countries.

#he’s gonna have his own calling card and Wikipedia page and everything #Big ‘The Barking Glass’ energy if you get that reference #he does shit. #it would be hilarious #12-14 year old kid as acting eco-terrorist #he has a big phase where he’s like ‘save the turtles’ and proceeds to bomb 14 different plastic factories #this is a joke I should say that #but also. #like 2003 Donnie was a sweetheart #2012 Donnie had his infamous moments of sarcasm and slight bloodthirstiness #Rise Donnie. #nothing else just rise Donnie he’s insane #and now i’m have expecting the new MM Donnie to somehow one-up him in levels of insanity #be really funny if he had a high-pitched voice like tawog Darwin #rottmnt #rise tmnt #tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem #2023 tmnt #2023 donnie #mutant mayhem donnie #so yeah im excited for the movie #mostly for donnie #but also Leo with braces #can’t wait #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[rongzhi]

CEO at a restaurant

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #i don't usually translate the disclaimers on videos unless they have jokes in them #the timing of this one got me tho #in case you've ever wondered the tiny disclaimers in videos usually say stuff like 'filmed on a closed street' #or 'scripted; for entertainment purposes only' or 'not intended to misguide' #or 'minors should not drink alcohol' etc etc #basic disclaimery stuff

[arttuff]

i can read the subtext of this panel

#dc comics #dc #booster gold #jli #clark kent #superman #kal el #justice league international #michael jon carter #tw kys joke #kys mention #ask to tag!!! #i should really stop making these jokes SORRY #let's all say sorry to booster

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU. #I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done! #I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together. #Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic' #But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it! #hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?' #I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh. #This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke' #Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft- #-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it. #But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone. #wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

[aria-greenhoodie]

Ok so my friend said that Ice King is basically an anime girl (huge ass, keeps getting in situations where his muumuu gets blown to reveal said huge ass, has a gay little run, etc.) And I um. My hand slipped. 😇

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#aria draws #digital art #digital drawing #fanart #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #adventure time fanart #adventure time ice king #at #adventure time shitpost #I love making high level shitposts #but like being so serious rn I think he’s cute in this outfit #anyways the Japanese on the right says ICE KING and one on the left says YOUR MOTHER cause given the opportunity I WILL make a ur mom joke #the Japanese is from Google translate sorry my American ass does not read Japanese 😔 #should I tag this as anime #I think it would be funny #I’m doing it #anime

[theminecraftbee]

the more I see of the hermit permits the more I find a very specific thing hysterical: the way it bans mega shops. everyone is going “oh yeah, of course, like the barge or ibuy” about that, which is totally fair. but the thing that is FUNNY about this is that it also technically bans mumbo and iskall from making another ill-conceived redstone department store named after a geographical feature of the planet. they’re depriving my guys a way to lose money creatively by over-complicating everything. they’re depriving my guys of “well okay it doesn’t WORK but in THEORY this should be the one-stop shop for all your shopping needs”. rude, really. now they’re going to have to come up with a new way to be spectacularly bad at capitalism,

#hermitcraft #THIS IS MOSTLY A JOKE BUT ITS HYSTERICAL #everyone going ‘yeah this bans mega shops! good that way no one gets to sell everything’ #I glance at the past times the hermits have tried to sell everything #I consider whether that really NEEDED a ban #anyway what I’m ACTUALLY saying is that iskall and mumbo should join forces on odea 2.0 #yes it failed the first time but consider: it could fail the second also!

[taxonomicons]

boyfriend wanted to watch the hit classic Turbo 2013 and mumbled to himself “that snail is just so fast”

#he’s right! and he should say it #in case anyone cares #that snail is just SO fast #i want to study him with the same gentleness of an entomologist and their favorite insect #turbo #turbo snail #snail #humor #joke #meme #funny #196

[ministarfruit]

live laugh love yuri

#vtuber #I should add that this is a joke post #the absolute STATE of the vtuber community rn #won't say any more because this isn't for drama/speculation #this is just for yuri ^_^ #happy yuri month. sorry about whatever the hell's going on at nijisanji #every day I wake up and there's more #nijisanji #selen tatsuki #scarle yonaguni #for archival purposes

[magpie-rat-king]

look I love the "Hozier is possessed by the ghost of a lesbian" jokes as much as the next person, but also, men are Actually Capable of being that romantic and we should absolutely be holding them to that standard

#hozier #like i think sometimes when we collectively joke that a man cant possibly be a feminist or actually respect women #then we let shitty men off the hook culturally #and shitty men shouldnt be let off any hooks #im not saying you have to personally hold every man you meet to the Hozier Lyrics Standard #but as a broader culture yeah we should hold men to a high standard

[starry-stormy-knight]

whatup i was my dad's dream son until he switched career paths :)

#lyn's posts #lyn's art #brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormligh archive #adolin kholin #// #this was just an old joke post idea from agesssss ago #i think i was colour blocking colours and hadnt done the black parts of his hair yet and i realised that he's just ken lmao #my brother said i should put adolin in the kenough jumper lmao #finally got round to it but also thought i'd make it worse and make it adolinough because similar sounds etc #anyway every now and then i think about how adolin has the vibes of peak performance and following in his father's footsteps etc etc #and poor renarin really struggled because he was different #and then when dalinar bonded the stormfather everything changed and now renarin is a knight and adolin is just some guy with a dead sword #to put it simply #anyway it's almost 2am for me going to bed #just want to say that adolin is just ken but ALSO everything (to me) <3

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

more people should choose their names though. grown adults are really out there walking around with names their parents chose at random. "nice baby name, did your mommy pick that out for you?" grow up

#joking but not really joking #if you like your birth name i'm happy for you! #but i've heard a ton of cis people talking wistfully about 'if i could choose any name...' #buddy i have wonderous news! #'so what parents shouldn't name their kids then???' not what i'm saying! #but i think it should be more common for people to have childhood names that they later change as teens/adults #and think about nicknames. plenty of people have nicknames that change throughout their lifetime. why not just extend that principle #i know lots of adults who went by abbreviations of their given name when they were young #and then at some point decided they had outgrown that #let people outgrow names!

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Once an Afton fucker always an Afton fucker

speedpaint

#barking and barking and biting #hes so #'but jonny bee he killed children' no one's perfect grow up #lmao #i wish hed stab me #he should 'stuff' me in a 'suit' #saying the same joke a thousand times on different platforms to different people. yeah #ive never been normal and never will be normal about fictional murder men #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #william afton #matthew lillard #fanart #digital art #art #my art #jonny bee art

[eatingsomegreeneggos]

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG 🥺💗💗

#rajbow #raj x bowie #td 2023 #total drama #td bowie #td raj #lil bit obsessed with them!!! #not only the first canon gay couple of the show #but also the first healthy one /j IM JOKING ITS A JOKE I now theres like a few but you get what Im saying? Yeah #second season dont mess them up challenge 🤞🤞🤞 (Impossible) #anyways I want to draw them more cuz I want to see more of them and sometimes you gotta do that yourself #well see though since Im busy but ye! #also I think I messed up Raj arm? I had the worst time getting his proportions right dear goodness :') #its a sign I should practice drawing them more fs! #rajbow fanart

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

hot man hot birdman im so sorry hot fire bird man?!?!

aka glorious gijinka!Tengu Jin design by @hirumi25 has made me 👀💦?!?! because wowie thats some hecking fire design!

and of course i couldnt just not draw Hirumi's Nomi-kun with him too

#rc9gn #rc9gn tengu #ninjanomicon #human!ninjanomicon #human!tengu #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #hirumi-san i feel like i should apologize because i got overboard a little (maybe???) but i really do love your art so much i often #scroll through your blog to look at it. alsofor calling you Hirumi-san in my head xD it just kinda happened and your name just sounds nice #saying it like that haha. hope you enjoy the sillies art tho it was fun todraw! sometimes one just wants to draw some cool designs ;) #listen i adored hirumi-san's art for YEARS because their First content is some fine food but this humanized tengu was the last straW #i spent days after seeing that art going WOAaaah because literally he looks so cool???? all joking about me simping aside its very silly #but i absolutely adore that you gave him little wrinkles under his eyes it makes him look so dignified and your outfit for him us just *MUA #i wish i could character design like that *sigh*

[pbnmj]

i deserve a spider-woman nepal..... miles doesn't have to be the only teen spider with a terrible bisexual mentor (enter my own sketches of the world's most annoying spiderperson, who i fling towards pavitr, complete with a design that's subject to change)

#geeta methodically puts on all her jewelery before going out as spiderwoman <3 u cant fight crime if u are not cute #spidersona #of sorts? i think but everyone should have expected this from me. there was no way sony was going to give me spiderman india #and not receive spiderwoman nepal (THE KATHMANHATTAN JOKE IS TOO EASY) in response #im tackling south asian unity one spidersona at a time! #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman #my art #also ofc one specific mention to demigod-of-the-agni who inadvertently triggered my actual posting of geeta #who was just supposed to stay in my psd files forever..... #mythic mumbattan au my beloved. hindu mythology my beloved. genuinely so so cool to see and it enabled me being self indulgent on this blog #for some extra context: im very much still workshopping her and me and my nepali friend were drawing her tgt #as in she would say something and i would hurriedly scribble/sketch it down #and then i kept kinda building on it. ofc i could not resist being inspired by the comics noirverse #so here she's also gifted her powers by a goddess (durga!!!!!) and almost works w her like a much less deranged moon knight. yeah... #don't look too closely at these pls . the design/sketching/etc is kind of everywhere #edit: forgot to adjust colors so theyre up again and a little more vibrant nyeow....