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waukeentide · 1 month
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I'm a simple woman, I hear luxon and FREAK THE HELL OUT
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no-reference-georg · 6 months
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You ever just enjoy feeling? Like not emotions or anything just, senses
The cold in your eyes when you’re tired
The stiffness in your back when you wake up
The warm of the room your surrounded in
The tickle of the air going into your nose
The taste of something plain but delightful
The click of your teeth as you unclench them
It’s amazing, I love living
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OK, I have…more characters this time. Alright, time for “Hell’s Greatest Dad”…oh, and I’m also tossing in some stage directions, cause why not?
[Blue for Skylar, purple for Roxy, orange for Phantom, and pink for Whisper! Monty gets no colors since he doesn’t speak…actually, Monty gets green.]
[ROXY, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha…alright then…
[ROXY, sung]
Looks like the pup could use some help, From the leader of the pack herself! Check out your sister’s glowing reviews on Faz-Yelp! “Five stars!” “Flawless!” “Greater than great!” Oh, when the stage lights flash and the music blares, With a growl-yowl-bark, and a bit of a howl, The band comes to life, for ‘em all, but you’ll need a pass! But you’re family, so you get in for free,
[SKYLAR, spoken]
Uh, thanks sis!
[ROXY, sung]
Who needs a bass when you’ve got a keytar? (Woah-oh-oh!) The Plex is serving spicy bat wings, and the second serving isn’t too far! I’ll get you in for free ‘cause I’m the alpha! All-you-can-eat pizza, endless soda, and this is just to start!
[PHANTOM, sung]
Has the wolf been here since day one? This bat has been as faithful as a nun! Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? One of your three bats of the night!
[SKYLAR, spoken]
That’s right!
[PHANTOM, sung]
I am your gal, your every night-and-night, Your second steadfast nighttime fixer! Remember when I fixed that glitch in the cash register?
[WHISPER, sung]
I caused it, I’m sorry, auntie!
[SKYLAR, spoken]
Oh, you!
[PHANTOM, sung]
Skylar, I am truly honored that we have built this bond! You are like the child that I wish that I could have!
[ROXY, spoken]
Um, what!?
[PHANTOM, sung]
I still care for you, just like the child I am related to!
[ROXY, spoken]
HOLD ON NOW!!
[PHANTOM, spoken]
It is a bit funny, you could almost call me “mom!”
[ROXY picks up a fiddle and plays it aggressively]
[PHANTOM drops a piano on ROXY to goad her into doing something rash]
[ROXY tears an accordion out of MONTY’S claws and angrily/terribly plays it]
[PHANTOM, sung]
Some say that if one is looking for assistance, Then it is smartest to pick the path of least resistance!
[ROXY, sung]
Skylar, others say that in your needy hour, That there is no substitute for DEAD CHILDREN’S SOUL POWER! Which just so happens to be in your pack’s blood!
[PHANTOM, sung]
Sadly, there are times that a sibling can be a dud! Remember that the family you choose is better!
[ROXY makes a “yap yap yap” motion at PHANTOM with her paw and rolling her eyes]
[ROXY, sung]
What a bunch of losers…!
[PHANTOM rolls her eyes and leans her head backwards before grabbing ROXY by the shoulders and shaking her vigorously]
[PHANTOM, sung]
Would you kindly butt out of my song!?
[ROXY, sung]
Your song!? I started it!
[PHANTOM, sung]
I’m singing it, I WILL FINISH IT!
[ROXY grabs PHANTOM by the shoulders and shakes her vigorously]
[ROXY, sung]
OH, YOU TACKY PIECE OF—
[SKYLAR breaks them up]
The fact that I can see Monty, Freddy, Bonnie, Foxy, and Ghost just standing on the sidelines like "what is happening?" while Chica's helping play the music with a big smile and just absolutely rocking out, completes this.
HAHA I love it!!
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the-real-zhora-salome · 9 months
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The Mandalorian, Loki and WandaVision Getting Physical Releases
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elishevart · 2 years
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I finally finished writing, typing, and posting the one-shot! Sadly, tumblr won't let me include a link. It's titled Adventures In Griffin-sitting by ZebraLily112 on AO3. Thank you so much for giving me permission to do this! I LOVE baby GrifFord! I hope I did him justice!
OMG!!!! This is awesome! Oh! Thank you!! Thank you!
Here’s the link y’all, give it a read, share the love, this little story is adorable, awesome and amazing!
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theelispace · 1 year
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Dear diary,
In the land of dreams beyond the nexus point, I acquired the bike you showed me, after which I found what I can only assume to be an entrance to a subway station.
After encountering a red figure resembling a jellyfish and getting lost in a block-filled maze, I pinched myself and awoke to try a different door,
(and though I have forgotten the order) I have found an umbrella as well as a way of turning into a "frog".
As I treaded through the forest, (ignoring the second red-jellyfish-like-figure,) I found a long road with various "pillars", whom at first I assumed had eyes and lips, but on further inspection the "lips" where just distorted eyes, they seemed motionless, with the only action one did was gaze at me as I left.
I then encountered roadkill that turned me into a "streetlight."
Encountering a red thing that emerged from a hole in the ground, I found a large triclops in a cave, and an entrance to a pale-white land, with a figure resembling the top (nose-up) of a distorted human head, its ear being a doorway to yet more distorted pale figures,
at what I assume to be the end of this section, was a creature which vibrated something half resembling a wing and a jaw, amusingly though while in the "streetlight"-form, if I set my self to "red-light" the creatures vibration stopped.
I then discovered that if I try to wake up while in "streetlight"-form, that I am unable to as I have no arms to pinch myself with.
I then awoke and wrote of my adventures for the first time.
Madotsuki is way more articulate with her words than I ever would've imagined
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koobiie · 16 days
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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prismatoxic · 3 months
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dadchuck is everything to me
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dasloddl · 10 months
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ID in alt
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butchdonne · 7 months
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what studying literature feels like
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ruhua-langblr · 5 months
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Duolingo Sucks, Now What?: A Guide
Now that the quality of Duolingo has fallen (even more) due to AI and people are more willing to make the jump here are just some alternative apps and what languages they have:
"I just want an identical experience to DL"
Busuu (Languages: Spanish, Japanese, French, English, German, Dutch, Italian, Portuguese, Chinese, Polish, Turkish, Russian, Arabic, Korean)
"I want a good audio-based app"
Language Transfer (Languages: French, Swahili, Italian, Greek, German, Turkish, Arabic, Spanish, English for Spanish Speakers)
"I want a good audio-based app and money's no object"
Pimsleur (Literally so many languages)
Glossika (Also a lot of languages, but minority languages are free)
*anecdote: I borrowed my brother's Japanese Pimsleur CD as a kid and I still remember how to say the weather is nice over a decade later. You can find the CDs at libraries and "other" places I'm sure.
"I have a pretty neat library card"
Mango (Languages: So many and the endangered/Indigenous courses are free even if you don't have a library that has a partnership with Mango)
Transparent Language: (Languages: THE MOST! Also the one that has the widest variety of African languages! Perhaps the most diverse in ESL and learning a foreign language not in English)
"I want SRS flashcards and have an android"
AnkiDroid: (Theoretically all languages, pre-made decks can be found easily)
"I want SRS flashcards and I have an iphone"
AnkiApp: It's almost as good as AnkiDroid and free compared to the official Anki app for iphone
"I don't mind ads and just want to learn Korean"
lingory
"I want an app made for Mandarin that's BETTER than DL and has multiple languages to learn Mandarin in"
ChineseSkill (You can use their older version of the course for free)
"I don't like any of these apps you mentioned already, give me one more"
Bunpo: (Languages: Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Korean, and Mandarin)
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mcromwell · 5 months
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"Nihilist Heron" 12"x16" acrylic, conté crayon, wax pastel on reclaimed support
Herons have captured my attention lately. I love their feathers and shapes.
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devious-buffoon · 6 months
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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emaarusovaa · 1 month
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My POV😜
SOURCE: 🔴 www.ema-rusova.com🔞
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Can I help you ?
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charlesoberonn · 4 months
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Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history
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