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X-Files Collector's Edition: Dad!Mulder, His "Mini Me"s, and Sports
Mulder deserved to bond with his "mini me"s over any sport under the sun. Here are a few fics that do just that.
Loose chronological order below~
Canon Timeline
Susan Proto’s Memory's Promise
""His first, real baseball glove. He smiled at the fond memories he held of his father and he going to the sporting goods store to pick out the perfect glove. He remembered the arduous process of breaking in the glove and trying to follow every single direction his father had given him to do it just right.
He oiled it. And he rubbed it. And he placed the baseball inside to make the perfect pocket and flinched slightly at the memory of how his hands stung when he'd tried to wrap the rubber band around it to hold the ball in place and the band snapped and stung him to the point of tears. He remembered his father found him whimpering slightly, and gently guided him into his den, all the while telling him he had just the thing to keep that ol' ball in place. His dad pulled out the biggest rubber band he'd ever seen; Mulder smiled at the sweet memory of being so taken with something so simplistic.""
Pre-Empedocles Mulder remembers a happy childhood memory of becoming Samantha's protector and learning baseball from his father. He's ready.
@folieadeux1121-blog's What Might Have Been
""Hips before hands!” came a little voice in front of Mulder. William glanced over his shoulder, up at his dad, his smile wide. Now four years old, he was excited for his first baseball lesson, and had been ever since Mulder had told him it was happening.  
“That’s right kiddo.” Bending down, Mulder wrapped his arms around his son to take hold of the bat the little boy was holding. It was almost as big as William was. “Just remember that and when the ball comes towards you…” he nodded at Scully, signalling he was ready for her to pitch. “You follow through like this…” Scully threw the ball, as gently as she could, and with Mulder’s help William did as his dad asked, the bat connecting with it and sending it a short way to their left. “That’s it!""
Mulder teaches his four-year-old son how to play baseball under the happy eye of Scully. It's not real (that is... if you read the last part.)
Lara Means's (Alt. Ao3) Unrealized Reality
""When he had just turned ten, he practically begged his parents to let him try out for Little League. His father thought it was a great idea, but it seemed to her he was more suited to basketball. Tall and thin, but graceful, like his father. No matter. Her husband had already decided their boy would be the 2025 World Series MVP.""
S9 Mulder returned from the run one year later, married Scully, fathering another baby, and taught his son how to play baseball. Alas, it was all false (or not if you skip the last part.)
@frangipanidownunder’s (Ao3) 
Son
""Mulder hoisted the hoop set up to his son, handed him the drill, watched him work. That floppy hair, the gritted teeth, the flashing smile every so often. Pure Mulder. But the steely eyes, the surety of his hands, the precision, that was all Scully.
Back down on the handstanding, admiring his handiwork, Jackson span the ball on his left index finger. A genetic throwback or a learned thing?
“One on one, old man?""
Post Finale Will shows up to fix Mulder's basketball hoop and start to bond over their mutual interest.
Micro Fic Series - Chapter 8
""Mulder have been able to gather them up, press them, ready to keep like a journal of his days without them. When Mulder discovered he’d never hit a ball, he went all Fox Mantle and now they head out every afternoon, bats slung over shoulders, careful smiles on ruddy faces. She watches as her son, their son, bat propped against his legs, hands on hips, flexes his jaw and listens to the instructions. A willing young Mulder outlined in an orange glow. A proud father finally able to share precious moments, in the autumn years of their lives.""
AU-- Post My Struggle II(?) Mulder is recovering from the virus, taking time to teach William to play baseball.
@moldyandskuller's team spirit
""She opens the lid and rifles through it, pulling out stray t-shirts, two pairs of jeans – she’ll steal some boxers and basketball shorts from his drawers. And when her eyes fall on a piece of shiny gray fabric, she wonders what it’s doing in the box, why it doesn’t have a hanger – its own frame, and she pulls it free from its hold.
She looks at her son. “You like baseball?” But it’s more of a statement than a question.
“Yeah.”
She folds the jersey, places it on top of the pile of clothes she’ll lend to him. “When he gets home, you should ask your – ask Mulder to tell you the story about this,” she says. “it’s a good one.""
Mulder and Scully pack a relationship's worth of history into his Gray's baseball t-shirt, passing it onto Will in sundry parts of his life.
@mchalowitz's (Ao3) endearments, part 5
""He swears to Scully that he’s encouraging her interest, not influencing it. He only concedes to listening to sports radio during many sleepless nights during the first year.  
“Katie Mantle steps up to the plate,” Mulder murmurs. “Even in the pre-season, she is playing a perfect game.” 
Katherine purses her lips at him, slightly lifted at the corners. Her eyes are all determined concentration.
Mulder pitches slow, underhand, and he can’t help but be amazed by his child when the ball flies behind him."" 
Post Finale Mulder bonds with his little girl, naming her and not influencing her to be a baseball star (but also...) He's always proud of his growing girl.
@atths–twice​/ATTHS_TWICE’s (team spirit
Baseball Showdown (Ao3)
""She held her bat and got into her stance, ready to hit the ball. He smiled and threw the ball into his glove a few times.
“The pitcher readies his pitch, the batter holds the bat tight and sure, they are both waiting.”
“Daddy,” she laughed, smiling and happy, tilting her head to the side.
“And the pitcher sees the sign from the catcher,” he said, shaking his head as he looked at the net set up behind her, not wanting balls to get lost in the field. “He doesn’t like that one, so he waits for another sign. Oh, he must like that one as he nods and gets ready. And… here’s the pitch!”
He threw the ball underhanded to Faith and she swung, but missed.
“Striiiiiiiike!” Mulder yelled in a deep voice and Faith laughed as she bent to pick up the ball and toss it back as it bounced off the net.""
Mulder lets his Revival daughter win at baseball, celebrating her indoor success and taking her out for ice cream.
Canon Divergent Timeline
Cathey Scully's Ballgame
""Mulder produced 3 tickets for dugout level. He grinned, picking up one of William's hands. "Can't you see it Scully? You, me, and this guy on the big screen that looks over centerfield, while we watch a bunch of guys slap a piece of horsehide with a stick."
"Mulder," Scully sighed in affectionate exasperation. "This is his 'half-birthday' present?"
"Yep." Mulder grinned down at her. Scully rolled her eyes until William called for her attention. She looked down at him to find him grinning a nearly toothless grin at her.
"You too?" she asked, already caving.""
AU-- Mulder drags Scully out of bed for a baseball game to celebrate Will's first six months of life.
Defnotmeyo’s (WBM, Alt. WBM) 
122 Days iv
""Kid’s gonna look good in Yankees gear,” he thinks aloud, and tries to eat his words for a second when her hand stops.
There’s a heavy minute of silence shattered by another whap of the bat, and she slowly resumes ruffling her hand across his chest.
“Bill already bought her a Padres onesie...""
Post Empedocles? Mulder (in this many part miniseries) is warming up to his impending fatherhood. During a baseball game, he's scared he's overstepped by laying claim to the baby's team. Scully smooths the awkward moment. (Love this one.)
Unnamed
""He’s four, the first time it happens.
“Mulder, he’s too young to be slapping horse-hide with a stick.”
“How else you think we’re gonna be able to afford to put this monkey through college?” his Pops lobs back at his Mom.""
AU-- Mulder savvily teaches his son the art of baseball.
An Anon's Unnamed
""Where is he, anyway ? He had a good reason, apparently, but didn’t want to tell her. Scully walks to Will’s bedroom and swears she can smell paint in the hallway.
At this moment, Mulder opens the bedroom door, and she’s face to face with his grey stained tee. She starts speaking when he grabs her shoulders and immediately cuts her : « Wait, wait. Close your eyes, ok ? »
It takes her 1 or 2 seconds to do it, but she obeys, silently praying he didn’t blow up their son’s room.""
AU-- Mulder-- faint of heart-- skips Will's vaccinations; but he made up for it by decorating his son's bedroom in style.
andsocanshe's  Of Pitches and Pondering
""There’s a bag of sports equipment off to the left by the bench, Scully’s leaning against the gate, and Mulder is crouched down on the ground with a toddler in front of him. The five minutes it should have taken to explain the concept of baseball have turned into nearly twenty, but William’s interest in every detail about the game and the park around them is worth it.
He’s at the age of “why’s” and everything is one question followed by another and so on. The questions “Why do we have to go to bed?”, “Why do you go to work and not Daddy, too?”, and his personal favorite, the word “Why?” with no additional context have ruled Scully and Mulder’s day-to-day lives for the past few months. Her mother, psychology, and all the parenting books say that it’s just a phase, one that every child goes through, but Scully often wonders if her son gets this from his father; the constant search for a truthful explanation.""
AU-- Scully observes her sporty Mulders, father and toddler, bonding over Will's first baseball lesson.  
Girlie_girl7’s Day in the Life, A 35
""He holds the bat high making small circles in the air. He stops, stands still, and then swings. An imaginary crack is heard as the invisible ball sails higher and higher matching the pitch of the make believe crowd. Mulder throws his bat down, makes a fist and pumps it in the air. He lopes to the sandbox making sure to tag it then hustles to the end of the pool fence touching an imaginary second base. He jogs to the barbeque grill and taps the propane tank with his foot. He rounds third and begins his trek to home plate tipping his hat and waving to the crowd. He makes one final leap and lands on the flagstone home plate. He is turning to bow to the crowds when he hears, "Da-dee, wha' ya doin'?""
AU-- William is NOT interested in baseball; and accidentally hits Mulder in a very sensitive area.
Polly's (Ao3) Believing in Miracles (Ao3)
""I took my seat as Mulder slid the glove onto Will's left hand. He beamed with fatherly pride as Will punched his fist into the pocket of the mitt a few times before holding it up to his face to inhale the aroma of the well-treated leather.
Lately Will insisted on wearing his mitt when we watched baseball on television, wanting to be prepared in case a foul ball came hurtling out of the set. It didn't surprise me that Mulder hadn't explained to Will that the glove wasn't necessary; it was only surprising that Mulder wasn't wearing one too.""
AU-- It's the World Series: Mulder and Scully and Will celebrate in style-- throwing popcorn, guitar riffing to the anthem, and delving into Mulder's relationship with his father and acting on his hope that, after their day of miracles, he and Scully will be able to pull off another one. (I love this fic so much.)
@contrivedcoincidences6/Spooky66/geektime66’s
Baseball and Horror (Ao3)
""She poked her head out of the kitchen and saw William sitting on the couch wearing a Yankees hat and leaning forward concentrating on the game.
Mulder had his hand on their son’s back and sat back cracking sunflower seeds. She smiled happily at the quaint image before her and decided to move herself and her work to the couch.
William happily moved over when he saw her, “You’re gonna watch?""
AU-- Mulder and Will watch a Cubs game while Scully works on paperwork. She gives in rather quickly.
@blackcoffeeandteardrops‘s (Ao3) Dulcet (Ao3
""After the cake they'd gone outside for party games and a water balloon fight. The other kids and Maggie had all gone home, leaving she and Mulder to clean up the debris in the yard. William was “helping”, but so far seemed more interested in trying to con one of them into giving him more cake. She'd been telling him no and stooping to collect pieces of popped water balloon from the ground when she heard Mulder come up behind her. “Where did you even find that?” she asked, gulping as she realized the object in his hands was a water balloon, still filled and threatening to burst.
“Oh, around,” Mulder replied with a shrug."" 
AU-- William spends his birthday spamming Toy Story and throwing water balloons (that's a sport, right?)
Enough For Now
""Did I ever tell you guys that back in Wyoming I was on the basketball team? I even got the ball in the net from the middle of the court facing the opposite direction,” he said, walking backwards towards the booth. He cocked his head and pointed in Mulder’s direction. “You wanna play?”
In reality, shooting a ball through a tiny hoop on a wall wasn’t much like the actual game of basketball, but Scully leaned her hip against the booth and smiled, watching in amusement as William and Mulder raced to get more balls through the hoops as a timer slowly counted down.""
Part of a great AU series post My Struggle II(?): William and his (new) parents bond over basketball and other family-building activities.
@jewish-mulder/@anders-hawke/@iwtbscully/BananaChef‘s
The In-Between - Chapter 12
""Good one, Dad,” William calls with a grin, tossing the ball back to his mother. “I thought you were the baseball champion of the house.”
“Oh, come on now, don’t gang up on me.” He lifts the bat and Scully whips the ball at him again. It’s a repeat of the first time.
She goes easy on him the third time, allowing him to get a good bat out of it."" 
AU-- Mulder, Scully, and William have a baseball game in the tall grass growing wild all over the Unremarkable House.
Maidenjedi’s All That Once Was Good
""And yes, it was, for both of them. William hit the ball for awhile, Mulder throwing him rather weak, easy pitches so there could be home runs and the elation, the catharsis that goes with them. Mulder knew why William came out here, after all, even if they never talked about it, never said a word about it out loud.
Mulder felt a bit spooked, though, after awhile. William hit a particularly long ball, what would have been a triple had there been a game going on a real field. And he shouted and threw the bat, ran imaginary bases in celebration. He had every reason - but Mulder heard his own voice in that shout, and felt his own reasons for this long-lost escapism flood his heart. Samantha may be dead, but it didn't matter. She haunted him as often as she could, danced in his thoughts and made him long for a reason to search for her still.
He decided it was his turn at the bat.
William took up the pitcher's post with ease. He tossed the ball in his hand, behind his back, expertly searching for the seams so he could line up his fingers exactly. Mulder laughed at him from the plate; what's taking you so long, meat? William smirked and wiped the sweat from his brow with his forearm."" 
AU-- Will is re-adopted after his parents died in a fire. Mulder establishes a mutual bond over baseball, astonished that this wonderful boy is his son. (Love this.)
@all-these-ghosts/all_these_ghosts's the son you always had (iv)
""... In real life Will likes the Nats best, but for one weekend a year, he’ll be a Yankees fan for his dad.
His dad, who is practically glowing with excitement. Once a year, they take the train up to New York, stay in a hotel, and see at least one Yankees game. The first year they went the Yankees went on to win the World Series, so now it’s good luck to keep the tradition. Of course, the Yankees haven’t won since, but every year Will’s dad believes.
For his part, Will is mostly excited to be out of school. He likes playing baseball - and he’s actually really good, thanks to all the afternoons spent playing with his dad - but he really likes playing parent-sanctioned hooky.""
AU-- The Mulder family enjoy a baseball game; but their happy mood dips after Will overhears their fears for him and Colonization.
@aloysiavirgata (Ao3, WBM, Gossamer, LJ, Alt. LJ)
By Falling In and In
""He comes closer and sits down next to her, his rolled-up sleeve brushing her bare, brown arm. "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"  His worn shirt is soft as flannel, and his long legs appear even longer in the frayed khaki shorts.
"Hey. Where's William? I wanted to show him how to fix the flange on the sink."
Mulder works his toes into the warm sand. "He has no time for plumbing. Jesse finally got the projector working again, so Will and Lusiani went to a movie. Though the pickings are slim. Tonight it's either Little Shop of Horrors or the second Austin Powers."
"Better than the solid month of Star Wars prequels. I noticed Lusiani had been hanging around quite a bit lately. She and William have been playing H-O-R-S-E a lot since you got the basketball hoop back up.""
AU-- Mulder, William, and Scully have a happy life together, trying to balance normalcy with Will's powers and the impending end of the world. Sports is in there, somewhere.
a father’s day ficlet/A Pretty Good Investigator
""Luke brightened. “Did you go to Georgetown?”
“Nah. But the Wizards are a joke, so Georgetown was the next best thing. You a basketball fan?”
“I played in high school,” Luke said. “Point guard, varsity.” He blushed. “Not that there was much competition. I grew up in a really small town. It’s not like I’m gonna play here.”
“That’s great.” Mr. Mulder was smiling now, and it was weird - it transformed his entire face. For some reason it bothered Luke.
“My dad said I had to play a sport, and I’m tall, so,” he said shortly, making sure to emphasize the my dad part.
The smile faded. Good, Luke thought.""
AU-- Revival Will (called Luke) tracks his biological mother down for a "research project", astonishing Scully and actively forging a bond. He slowly strikes up a bond with Mulder, finally inviting him out to see one of his bball games.
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@greekowl87’s (Ao3) Fic: Day of the Dead
""He was just a big ball of orange polyester fluff. He could roll away if he really wanted to. Of course, he was too young.”
“He might as well have been a basketball. A slam dunk into my heart. Just like his mother.""
On the Run Scully and Mulder observe Mexico's Day of the Dead. She tells him about William's first Halloween; and the two address some of their pain in this sad but beautiful story.
@baronessblixen's (Ao3) Our Son Loves Baseball
""He smiles against his will, thinking of their son. He is out there now doing his own thing, going his own way. Mulder wishes they could be by his side, guide him. It is not meant to be. Not now, anyway. He gets up to use the bathroom. On his way back to the bed he sees something stick out of his pocket: a picture. Mulder picks it up, swallows hard. It’s one of the photographs Scully found earlier. The ones he didn’t dare look at, then. Now he can’t tear his eyes away. There’s William, around eight or nine years old, grinning into the camera. His hands around a baseball bat, his stubborn hair hidden under a cap. The picture before him blurs as tears cloud his vision. One falls down right on the little boy. Mulder wipes it away carefully, afraid that the moment, although frozen in time for forever, might disappear.""
Revival Scully draws closer to Mulder, giving him the baseball photo of Will and deriving comfort from their mutual bittersweet feelings.
@sportsnightnut's (Ao3) she has good taste in dinner options
""He comes around the desk and rests his hand on her belly, and his expression changes immediately. Moments ago, he looked focused, intense. Now, he is practically beaming as he feels her kicking against the palm of his hand. “Our daughter has good taste in dinner options.”
Scully nods. “She would like lots of sour cream, too. And cheese. The full-fat kind.”
“Do you think she’d also like to watch some basketball tonight?” Mulder asks, picking up an umbrella as they approach the door.""
Post Revival Scully gets lost in thoughts while waiting for Mulder to wrap up his work day, marveling at his focus and devotion.
I'm missing my dad a lot right now
""Though her eyes are still open, Caroline yawns.
“I can’t be boring you already, can I? Nah. You don’t even know what boredom is yet. I’ll just keep talking. Here’s the second thing you need to know: in this family, we are Yankees fans. The Red Sox are scum. You are so lucky that you were born a fan of the best team in major league baseball.""
Post Revival Mulder scoops up his newborn daughter, chatting to her about everything and anything. But mostly about his love.
@melforbes/@claup/everydaymsr (Ao3, WBM) hesitation
""though they have a television, the only time it’s ever on is during baseball games, and even then, it simply plays in the background while they go about doing other things. in the kitchen, he keeps basic cookbooks, and recently, he’s been trying to learn recipes, to fry and sauté and simmer in ways he’s never managed to master. hand-stitched curtains, a gift from her mother, billow against a breeze in the living room, and light through glass casts a rainbow along the hardwood floor; the couch is plush and so comfortable that he’s watched scully fall asleep on it more times than he can count....
though he wants to call out in search of her, he stays quiet, leaves the paper on the kitchen table, heads upstairs to see if will’s asleep."" 
AU-- Mulder contemplates his new family's "starting over" house, slowly easing himself into domesticity and out of anxiety while on a morning coffee run. (Such a soft, peaceful atmosphere. Beautiful.)
@xfiles-behind-the-scenes/YouMadeMeAWholePerson's
Watching the Paint Dry
""Scully checked the time as she finished blow-drying her hair, and quickly headed into the kitchen to tell Mulder he could leave for his basketball game. She found him and Will sitting and staring at something on the table. It was unusual for their three year old to be so still, so she approached them cautiously.  
“What’s going on?”  she asked, coming up behind Mulder and putting a hand on his shoulder.
“We’re watching the paint dry.""
AU-- Will wants to watch paint dry in their new house; and Mulder skips his game to spend time with his little tyke.
@we-mad-guys's forgetting the future
""After a short stare down, Mrs. Scully shrugs. “Well, thank you for taking care of him. I had a doctor’s appointment yesterday.”
“It was our pleasure,” Frohike says. “We love the little guy.”
That afternoon and evening, the Scully family and their close friends have to cajole the boy into having a good time. They manage to get him to swim in the kid’s pool, bribe him with sweets, get him into a game of basketball. It all works, for a few minutes. But as soon as an activity’s ended, he’s gone right back into his funk.""
AU-- Skinner, TLG, and the Scully family fill in the blanks for little lonesome Will when his parents have to take extended trips to try to save the world. They join him in time for the 4th; but happiness will always be tempered with sacrifices. (LOVE this.)
all things bright and beautiful
""Scully laughs. “Mulder, I can see the wheels turning in your head. How about you open it? It might be easier to find out what it is that way.”
“You’re no fun,” he pouts, and she nudges him with her shoulder.
Mulder tears the paper off and crumples it into a ball so it doesn’t blow away, and lifts the lid off of the small white box. He stares down at what’s inside.
The tiniest baseball jersey he’s ever seen.""
AU-- IWTB? era Scully surprises Mulder with a pregnancy announcement. Each season gracefully turns while their baby grows. (Love this so much.)
@o6666666's (Ao3) Untitled — 20
""The Earth will burn. After, they will come up from underground.
Will wiggles around until he’s comfortable. “Can you do the story where Mommy hits a baseball all the way into the sky?""
AU-- Will and his parents bunker down during Colonization; and he falls asleep to Mulder telling him about Scully's baseball date.
@scullyphile's (Ao3) Unnamed
""Their son towered over them. He looked very much like Mulder, tall with his father’s distinguished profile. He did, however, have Scully’s red hair and freckles. He looked like he could play basketball, and for a moment Mulder imagined playing basketball with his son. Let’s work on your lay-up, he’d say. Pass me the ball; I’ll show you. The image made him smile. William smiled, too, and Mulder wondered if the boy was hearing his thoughts.
As if in answer, William nodded very slightly and smiled.""
AU-- Monica reunites Mulder and Scully with their son and his parents, ready to forge a healthy dynamic now that he's old enough.
Enjoy!
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hitwiththetmnt · 6 months
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Master Leonardo has some tricks to show Casey for his first Christmas
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hilacopter · 3 months
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conflating diaspora jews with the actions of the israeli government is not okay, yes, but have you considered it's not okay to conflate israeli jews with them either
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yuri-puppies · 15 days
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i was genuinely mad at gorgug for a hot minute there for calling mary ann a freak, but now that they've retconned that into autism4autism belligerent sexual tension i kinda really fuck with it actually
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egophiliac · 9 months
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this is all I can muster right now, too busy having my brain absolutely melted by the September schedule, what is happening
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cozylittleartblog · 6 months
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lethal company is a workplace comedy
this prank got us All killed. btw.
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bixels · 4 months
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Jesus man, relax.
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soratsuart · 7 months
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I find it incredibly funny seeing some fans complain that the movie wasn't "lore accurate" as if FNAF has ever been consistent with its lore, like
Wow, the movie changes a lot of stuff and is not accurate to what we thought we knew? *looks at The Silver Eyes trilogy* I can't believe that, how horrible *looks at The Silver Eyes trilogy* Who would've thought they'd change stuff that makes us doubt what we know about the series *looks at the fourth fucking closet*
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suchawrathfullamb · 2 months
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can we talk about how Will had zero interest in Jack catching the Ripper and didn't hide it? baby girl was just fangirling in the cases like "yesss, it's definitely the Ripper 😌 look at this masterpiece. good luck catching him tho"
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randomfoggytiger · 1 year
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X-Files Collector's Edition: Friendship Fix (According to Various Authors) Part 1
Mulder and Scully didn't just gaze into each other's eyes and fall madly in love-- they had a relationship built on friendship before their switch flipped. These fics are a collection of different authorial takes on that friendship.
Loose chronological order below~
@we-mad-guys
Mulder is still distrustful of Scully; but she gives him a genuine compliment when they run into each other at the mall.
@sarie-fairy (Ao3)
Scully is still distant from her werid new partner; but she is still going to reach out to support him during an emotionally fraught meeting.
@ringsidehoney/kittenscully
Mulder is tense when Scully comes to his apartment for the first time. She, unlike Diana, likes it. (Ao3)
Solia (FFN)
Scully hates the sneers Mulder endures from his peers, feeling pressured to stand up for him. She does. (FFN)
@mldrgrl (Ao3)
Mulder engages Scully in a stakeout car game, fuming over her first crush and telling her his pet names.
Scully pet sits ONCE and Mulder's fish dies. She runs around trying to replace it in the 15 min. she has until his return.
@scullysexual/PostApocolypticAlien
Scully only sleeps on Mulder's shoulder in moving vehicles. (Ao3)
Scully shoves an agent mocking Mulder.
Mulder's nightmare drives him to call Scully. She talks to him all night.
Scully re-wraps Mulder's sloppy gift; and is surprised it's for her.
@debbierhea/thexfilesbabe/i-am-alittle-on-edge (WBM)
Mulder enjoys Scully "spying"-- she sees him all too clearly, and doesn't hold anything against him.
@msrafterdark (Ao3)
Scully is so stressed after a bad date that Mulder covers for her at work.
Alcott
Scully supports her dying friend. Mulder is shaken at how peaceful her passing was.
@muldertxf (Ao3)
Mulder has a no show witness-- but he runs into Scully, they dance, and he drives her home. (Ao3)
@melforbes/@claup/everydaymsr (Ao3, WBM)
Mulder surprises his new partner with a Christmas gift, sending Scully into a last-minute shopping spree.
@minuete-blog (Ao3)
Mulder tells Scully about his failure to save a little girl. She assures him he at least brought her family justice.
Scully and Mulder help a pooped-out Frohike after his intesively unsuccessful surveillance. (Ao3)
@agent-starbuck (Ao3, WBM)
Mulder and Scully swap never-done-before trivia.
Mulder concludes that North Dakota stares back at you.
mimic117 (Gossamer, xflostnfound)
Mulder is sent on a period run for Scully; and wants to shoot the perky assistant.
@scully/humancredentials's
Mulder is incredibly smug that competitive Scully is losing in a board game.
I would continue; but life (and sanity) is cutting me short. Rest assured, this project will be completed soon~
In the meantime--
Enjoy!
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hawberries · 1 year
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you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting
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joulex · 4 months
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I dont know how to say this other than this:
If you want "blonde representation" in the percy jackson series i need you to respectfully shut the fuck up. The argument that you wanted a blonde girl to play annabeth because "it was a big part of her character" tells me you didnt understand her character AT ALL. To say that it dissapointed you that annabeth wasnt blonde in the show because her being blonde proved the "dumb blonde" stereotype wrong... i hate to break it to you but...i dont think blonde people are really being oppressed by that trope, crazy i know. Its a thing that exists, yes, but being completly honest, i dont think that a person in real life will come across a blonde woman and believe shes stupid just because shes blonde. Like you didnt "lost" representation, and it ABSOLUTELY didnt damage annabeth character. Just because theres ONE stupid line of dialogue in mark of athena where annabeth say "people dont take me seriously bc im blonde" doesnt mean that thats her whole character.
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i don't know if you guys have been keeping up with the women's world cup but this past sunday spain won against england. and you would think this would be the best moment of their careers and their lives but you wanna know what happened?
the spanish football federation's president non-consensually kissed one of the players, jenni hermoso, on the mouth when they were celebrating. this grown ass man took it upon himself to ruin the celebration for ALL the women who just achieved the thing they have been preparing for all their lives, literally the peak of a football player's career, they did it and he by himself ruined it.
and i say all the women because the other players, along 58 currently inactive and ex-players, stood up for jenni hermoso and have refused to play for the team until luis rubiales publicly apologizes and renounces his spot. now the rfef says they'll take legal action against the players and jenni for lying and because they have an obligation to play for the team.
do you remember how the men's world cup celebrations went? i do, im from argentina. no one said anything to any of the players, they were treated like kings for months and they are worshipped to this day. and rightfully so! they earned it i guess. but we do see the discrepancy?
how is it that we allow as a society for one man to sexually assault a woman right after achieving the thing another group of men got ceaselessly venerated for not even a year later? what do women have to do to earn respect? win the world cup? become the pride and joy of their country?
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egophiliac · 2 months
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hashtag just class B things 🤷
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cannibalovers · 3 months
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never knew i needed leather jacket hannibal so badly in my life
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ashleyloob · 9 months
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ok but every time I tell a dude about a time I got harassed by another man, they always say some shit along the lines of "you should have kicked him in the nuts" & tell me to start carrying a gun so I can shoot them, ooor they tell u their violent fantasy on how they would've absolutely beat up the other dude. why do they want to see violence so bad
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