Y/N wakes up, feeling empty…
Y/N: Yelena? Honey? Have you seen Venom? I can’t sense him.
Yelena: don’t worry malyshka
Yelena/ She Venom walks in…
Yelena: we are just fine
Y/N: mommy
Yelena: I think you mean mommies. And we love you so much. Just relax, love.
Yelena/ She Venom holds Y/N gently and licks the side of their face…
Y/N: I’m definitely gonna need therapy after this
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I Love You
(Y/n): Yelena… I love you.
Yelena: … are you sick?
(Y/n): no, I love you..
Yelena: Is this a prank? Am I on that “Punked” show you Americans have?
(Y/n): No this is real.. Yelena.. I mean it, I love you. We can get out of America, live in the Countryside, buy a dog, adopt kids, whatever you want to do. I want to do it, with you.
Yelena: …
(Y/n): …
Yelena: … Are you sure you don’t have brain damage—
(Y/n): Oh my god.
Yelena: What it’s a Legitimate Question! You’re being weird!
(Y/n): Me admitting I love you is weird?!
Yelena: You acting like I didn’t know it already is weird! And by the way; yes to everything you just said!
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BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland
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Y/N: no we’re not stopping until the Red Room is burned to its core
Melina: brave one. I see why you are dating them.
Natasha: it’s mostly for Y/N’s cuddles and the way they treat our baby
Yelena: you have a baby?
Y/N: she’s only three months old!
Y/N shows them a picture of a kitten…
Alexei: my grandchild is a cat?
Yelena: and you laugh because I want to own a dog!?
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Kate: *Banging a pen against a table*
Yelena: Oh my god Kate Bishop! Would you stop? How would you like it if I banged you against the table?
Kate:...
Kate:...I...don't know the correct answer to that question.
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