theangryqa

[theangryqa]

Fake Blood All Over Everything

#halloween

[theangryqa]

Dissociating at my desk again

It's not grrrrrreat.

#ptsd #cptsd #all the tsd's #capitalism is why i have mental health issues #capitalism kills #aaahhhhhh #scream at own ass #can i please just be a opossum #that would be nice

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I want to die

Everyone except me has someone they love.

No matter how hard I try, I'll never make up for what was done to me - what ruined my life.

And I'll never reach the potential that I started out with.

It's completely out of reach.

Whatever I do, it is but a shadow of what my life could have been.

I'm doomed to mediocrity and wage-slavery.

I should just kill myself, eventually, when the last bit of thrill I can get from life is gone and experienced.

After that, what's the point?

#suicide #suicidal #killing myself #i mean it makes sense #I'm already ruined as a person #I'll never be able to fulfill my destiny #nobody loves me #all i can do is keep score #and quit when it becomes more of a burden than it's worth to exist. #I'll probably jump off a bridge #and let the ocean take me

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How is that person STILL crunching on something?

She’s literally been eating stuff all day, constantly. FML.

#misophonia #please kill me #please

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Someone is eating dry cereal, piece by piece.

Please kill me.

#misophonia #sensory overload #kill me #please kill me #i beg of you #this is hell #i hate everything #i want to die #i also got ghosted by a prospective tinder date i was supposed to have today #fuck it #i might as well just go get coffee alone anyways #seattle #seattle sucks #seattle is the worst #i hate seattle #fuck everyone here #they need to go strangle themselves with their stupid puffy jackets #and choke on their pretentious hipster attitudes #i hope the big one comes soon #just not when i'm here #so i can watch all the exploitative rich fuckers who live in those ugly condo towers die from somewhere over on beacon hill #as the waterfront sinks into the puget sound #tell us how you really feel

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“pistachios are beautiful on the inside”

#lol #funny #shit white girls say #the office #no context theater

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When the TPM starts filing feature requests left and right as bugs, and then starts adding them to the sprint.

#qa #qa testing #QA testers #software testing #software testers #this is quality assurance #justpmthings #justdevthings #justqathings #software humor #fml #lol #rofl #ptsd #dissociating #tech industry

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When it’s the morning of release day... and the TPM is still creating tickets and adding them to the sprint.

#qa #justqathings #software development #software testing #Software Developers #software tester #SoftDev #qa testing #QA testers #this is quality assurance #devops reactions #QA reactions #pm reactions #technical project #technology #software testers #justpmthings #lol #rofl #fml #wat #humor #jokes #what am i even doing #i didn't sign up for this #wait yes i did #he scream #release on a friday #nothing can go wrong

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Me: “How did all these tickets get in my test queue?!?!?”

#qa #qa tester #qa testers #software tester #software testing #quality assurance memes #quality assurance #test #jira #agile #fragile software development #agile software testing #this is quality assurance #you may not like it but this is what peak testing looks like #lol #rofl #fml #lmao #what am i doing #what even is this #festive #4th of july memes #4thofjuly #hotdog

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1) When the PM dumps eighty zillion blocked tickets back into my test queue less than an hour before sprint retrospective.

2) Me trying to test every single one of those tickets before retro.

#qa #qalife #QA testers #qa testing #software development #software testing #Software Developers #software tester #software testers #justqathings #quality assurance #this is quality assurance #qa memes #qa reactions #devopsreactions #project management #agile development #justpmthings #agile #softdev #omg #seriously guys #why u do dis #wat #no #time #lol #rofl #funny #out of context

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MFW that one coworker starts munching on peanuts RIGHT NEXT TO MY EARS, JFC STOP IT YOU FILTHY ANIMAL.

#even opossums eat quieter than that coworker #misophonia #actually misophonic #stop #just stop #stop being disgusti #stop chewing with your mouth open #you are literally so gross #i am cringing out of my entire skin #staaaahhhppp

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Me when the team deploys and all the fixes from last build aren’t there anymore.

#qa #qa testing #qa tester #QA testers #software testing #software development #Software Developers #software tester #SoftDev #devops reactions #devops #justqathings #that test life #lol #ha ha #stress #drinking #drinking at work #this is quality assurance

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Dissociating at work: it’s grrrrrrrreat!

Not really tho

#qa #qa testing #qa tester #QA testers #quality assurance #this is quality assurance #trauma #ptsd #traumatic experiences #dissociation #eyyyyyyy #psychological trauma #dead inside #i am dead inside #why am i here #what am i even doing #paranoia #why do i continue to work in an industry that is inherently traumatic and sexist

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MFW I actually find an error in the app that generates another error when I try to dismiss it.

#qa #qa tester #justqathings #software development #software testing #Software Developers #software tester #SoftDev #devops reactions #agile #agile development #This is why I have a job #this is quality assurance #error #error message #software gore #yo dawg #meme #funny #lol #lmao #software testing jokes

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Someone is drinking SOMETHING and I want to die.

#misophonia #depression #aaaaahhhhhh #why #why am i like this #actually misophonic #disability #pls stop

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when you hear your boss and the cto talking about someone using female pronouns and the imposter syndrome kicks in even though you are not even sure whether you are the one being discussed or what is being said

#qa #qalife #qa life #justqathings #quality assurance #this is quality assurance #qa tester #qa testers #software testing jokes #software testing #software development #female #female in the workplace #imposter syndrome #suspicious #technology #tech industry #sexism #feminism #gender bias #discrimination #but probably not #for all i know they could be talking about someone else #but then again they might be having the conversation that sees me fired and not paid a dime for my time #contractor life #ptsd #psychological abuse #survivor #aaaaaaahhhhh #panic

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh stop breathing so loud

#misophonia #actually misophonic #kill the loud breathers #jk but do run away from them #where the fuck are my noise cancelling headphones #I'm seriously about to go the fuck home this is torture pls make it stop