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I know. BLEH🤢🤮. Srry for ruining your day. This was before my sis put my hair in a bun with hair down in the back...
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Peter yawning: Good night, everyone.
Everyone: Good night!
Peter at 3am: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Bucky: IF YOU DON’T TURN THAT SHIT OFF AND GO TO SLEEP!
(Still sad...)
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RIP Stan Lee🙏
We Lost A Legend Today😔
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This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
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W H A T I S T H E P O I N T ?
If avengers 4 doesn’t start like this, then what’s the point?  (x)
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Jesus😭
Any headcanons for Teacher-Student Starker? It’s one of my favorite aus(: thanks darling!
UGH okay I read like one fanfic with teacher-student starker and it didn’t end up being a work I liked SO I AM HERE FOR SOME GOOD STUDENT TEACHER STARKER
Um, this ended up being WAY longer than I expected. Like, mini-fic long. Sorry? Hope you enjoy????!
💫Peter meets Tony maybe like halfway through the year. Peter’s original teacher has to quit for personal/family reasons and so the school hires Tony Stark, who isn’t a genius playboy billionaire philanthropist but has actual experience in the industry💫 All the girls (and Peter obviously) are immediately drooling over their sexy new teacher because fucking *look at him*💫 And Tony’s married to Pepper bc I love angst 💫 but fuck if tony doesn’t notice Peter, too. He’s so promising and cute and *bright*, Okay, he’s a really bright student and he has so much potential but tony also can’t stop the thoughts of bending that potential over his desk and railing his tight virgin hole Aight💫 And So they spend most of the year with lingering looks and blushes and gentle flirting. Tony doesn’t wear a ring because they’re working with their hands and he’s like nnno💫 So peter thinks this could maybe really be a thing if he wasn’t totally imagining the looks tony is giving him💫 the year ends, and Peter thinks about Tony all summer. His crush fades a bit, but then he gets back to school and Tony’s class is his homeroom and it’s in full fucking swing again💫 and fuck, peter asks if he can work in Tony’s class at lunch for a week and tony says yes despite knowing he’s going to fucking die if he’s alone with this kid💫 and peter makes sure tony dies. Tony is 100% positive Peter is trying to give him a heart attack. Peter sits in his class and quietly works but he always has a fucking banana that he rests against his lips as he writes shit down, and Tony’s like yeah he’s just mid-thought he’s not doing this on purpose. But then peter starts pushing the tip of the banana in slowly and rubbing his tongue on it and Tony actually is deceased and he can’t stop *staring.* and eventually he clears his throat and is all, “Peter, that’s not how you eat a banana” because he’s so fucking hard while sitting at his desk and he doesn’t know what to do. And peter looks so embarrassed and that only turns tony on more💫 and he ends up working on shit there for more than a week. And one time peter has his back to tony and is reaching up high for something he “can’t get” and his shirt rides up and Tony CAN FUCKING SEE Peter’s pinky, lacy panties poking out from his low waistband. And tony fucking *groans.* like, actually groans. And peter turns his head, sticking his ass out a bit, and is all, “Mr. Stark, I can’t reach” bc honestly he’s had enough of this teasing, unsure shit okay HE NEEDS TO KNOW. And so tony walks over and he’s *so close* to Peter as he reaches over Peter’s head to grab the thing that’s literally not even that out of reach. And peter turns around While Tony’s reaching under him, and he lifts his shirt a bit to tease the fabric of the panties at the front, and his mouth is open just a little bit. And he’s all, “Thank you, Mr. Stark” and tony stares for a moment before shoving the thing in Peter’s arms and retreating to his office at the front of the class and Peter’s like areyoufuckingjoking💫 and a day or two later, on their more quiet days, Pepper comes in and surprises tony with lunch. And she kisses his cheek and is all, “here, baby” and Tony’s like “why’d you bring me this” and she’s like “what, I can’t surprise my husband with lunch once in a while?” And tony looks at peter and peter looks like he’s actually about to sob. And Pepper notices Peter, finally, and is all, “oh, hi! You must be Peter!” And peter nods slowly, and is all, “Tony always talks about how great of a student you are. It’s nice to meet you” and peter nods and says a polite, “you too” even if he’s almost choking on it. So he looks down to hide his tears but tony has already noticed and he’s not letting it go💫 so he gives pepper a somewhat dismissive “thank you. sorry, pepper, I have so many papers to grade” so she fucks off. And after she leaves, peter gathers up his stuff and says a broken, “Sorry, Mr. Stark, I gotta go” 💫 but Tony’s standing in front of peter before he can get to the door, and he says Peter’s name softly, asks him what’s wrong, but peter won’t respond. And tony knows what’s wrong, obviously, so he takes Peter into his office, closes and locks the door. And he puts a hand on Peter’s cheek softly, tilting his head up and wiping away Peter’s tears with his thumb. And he says a soft, “hey, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. But you’re so special to me and I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want… *this.”* and Peter’s trying to dissect what ‘special to me’ means until Tony’s kissing him deeply and it becomes painfully obvious. And it’s over too soon, Tony saying a gentle, “I’m sorry, that was inappropriate” but he doesn’t move away. And peter presses in again, kissing Tony so hard and inexperienced, pressing their bodies together 💫 and tony is so thankful, especially as peter grinds his hard cock against Tony, and Tony undoes Peter’s jeans (asking like 20 times if it’s okay) before jerking Peter off. And peter comes all over Tony’s dress shirt, and he thinks the hottest thing, by far, is when Tony’s licking Peter’s come off of his hand💫 and after that, the floodgates have opened. There’s quick handjobs and blowjobs at lunch and sometimes in the middle of class when Peter’s being enough of a tease - tony just brings peter into his office and bends him over the desk and finger fucks him while he covers Peter’s mouth, growling, “why are you being such a bad boy today, Peter? You’re so snarky and *rude,* you should get spanked for that” and Peter’s nodding and tony smirks, all, “oh, so you *want* me to ruin your hole like this. That’s what you want, right?” And Peter’s nodding quickly and he comes so hard on Tony’s papers and when they walk out, peter looks all pink and it could easily pass as sad, like he just got yelled at for being rude, so everybody just thinks tony likes to be extra hard on peter (and I mean they’re not wrong lmao)💫 but there’s sad times, too. when pepper still visits to give tony lunch (it’s rare, but happens). Or peter overhears another teacher talking to tony about Pepper. Or when Peter’s laying in bed at night, thinking about how many days he has left until he graduates, but then also how he doesn’t even think he’ll get to be with Tony because Tony’s still *married*💫 but he continues with tony anyways. And it’s not all sex, sometimes they sit in Tony’s office and cuddle and tony wipes the tears from Peter’s eyes and assured him that they’ll figure it out. But he knows one day he’s just going to be a story in Peter’s life, and he’s trying not to be one that he’ll tell in anger or regret. And sometimes they’ll go into Tony’s car after school’s over, and go for drives and sing loudly together. And sometimes, when it’s raining, they’ll park somewhere and lay down in the back seats, holding each other close.💫 the weekend Pepper goes away on vacation is when tony finally takes peter to his house and takes his virginity. As far as May knows, Peter’s at Ned’s. And it’s so soft and slow and heartfelt; Tony’s careful and loving and he kisses peter everywhere and makes sure there’s lots of lube to keep his baby safe and happy. And they’d fuck so many times that weekend, but they’d have fun, too; peter waking up on Saturday morning to tony cooking him breakfast, watching movies and eating snacks all day, and the sad goodbyes on Sunday morning when they have to leave💫 but peter accidentally left a pair of boxers behind, and they’re too small and colourfully patterned to be Tony’s - he doesn’t even *wear* boxers. And pepper finds them and throws them at tony and reprimands him, tearing him down. It takes her a while, but she’d finally put two and two together. She’d claim that Tony was obviously feeling lonely or something, that he was having mental health issues and that’s why he was seeking sex in a teenager. And he wants to tell her that it’s more than sex, that he loves peter, but he knows it’ll just make it worse. And so he listens to her threats and begs her to stop while she searches for May’s number, because he doesn’t want to ruin anything for Peter, this isn’t his fault - peter shouldn’t be punished for this. 💫 pepper calls May and tells her what’s been going on. The lunches, and how Tony’s been coming home late a lot and she just *assumes* he had been spending time with peter whenever tony told her that he was working late (she’s not wrong, but). And she asks if peter was away this weekend and she’s all “yes, he’s been at his friend Ned’s cottage. He got home earlier today” and peppers all “well, he was here. I found a pair of underwear that definitely aren’t Tony’s. I assume you do his laundry, I’d want to confirm this before continuing” so May asks her to send a picture and then confirms that yeah, peter has a pair identical to those. And tony just sits there, helpless, crying because he doesn’t know what’s going to happen to peter 💫 And May confronts peter, and he just immediately starts sobbing and claiming he loves tony. And May hugs him, telling him he was deceived and that it’s not his fault. But peter pushes her away and denies that. He knows tony loves him, too, and he was the one who tried to get tony to do something with him for so long. But May’s not having it, she fucking fights him on it and she goes to the police station with peter but he repeatedly denies everything. He refuses to answer. But even if he was with Tony, they can’t do anything. Peter has freedom to have sex with anybody in his state, as he’s 17 now, and all they can do is suspend Tony’s employment for the moment. 💫 peter texts and calls tony repeatedly but he gets no answers. And after a few days there’s a text that says “stop trying to contact me” 💫 peter spends a lot of time in his room. He knows May’s trying to do what she thinks is right but he doesn’t want to talk to her anymore, he just sits in his room and cries. He’s constantly in the guidance counsellor’s office at school, but he repeatedly denies any contact outside of school with Tony💫 finally, they let tony come back to school. Peter’s switched out of his class, and when he goes to Tony’s class at lunch, the door is locked. Tony will barely look at him in the hall💫 finally, peter graduates. And Tony’s so proud of him, he’s one of the people that has to shake Peter’s hand as he walks through the stage, and peter looks like he’s going to collapse onto Tony while they touch💫 that night, tony texts him. Just a simple, “I’m proud of you” and peter calls him. Tony answers reluctantly, and it’s quiet and awkward. Peter gasps and says he wishes he would’ve remembered the underwear, and that he’s so sorry, and it’s his fault. And tony tells him that no, tony was the adult, and it’s *his* fault. He shouldn’t have started this with Peter. And that just breaks Peter’s heart completely. He tells tony, while crying, that he loves him, but tony doesn’t reply. They sit there for a while on the call, Peter’s crying louder than Tony’s, until peter falls asleep. Tony listens to his soft breathing before hanging up, finally, just before he falls asleep himself.💫 just before peter goes to college, spending a whole summer with his heart broken, tony shows up at his door. May isn’t home, thankfully, and peter launches at Tony. Tony has to practically carry him inside and close the door, going to Peter’s room while peter clutches onto him. They lay down and cuddle, crying, kissing each other deeply and lovingly. Peter passes out almost instantly, and may comes home and opens peter door to find peter laying half on top of tony, half asleep, while Tony’s petting his hair. And he looks up at May, and she stares for a moment, sad because she hasn’t seen peter sleep like that since before everything happened. And so she sighs, and whispers, “I want to talk to you both when he’s awake” and closes the door.💫 They talk to May and while she’s hesitant, she accepts it for Peter’s happiness. And tony helps peter get his supplies for college, helps him pack, and tony decides to move somewhere closer to Peter’s school. And when peter graduates, they get married, and adopt a baby boy. And they both get their happily-ever-afters.
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You have had your blog blessed with the cutest gif of Robert Downey Jr. Reblog to bless someone else.
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Peter: Daddy...
Tony: Ye-
Peter: SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!!
Tony: Damnit! Not again!
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Reblog if you ship
✨starker
✨tony stark x peter parker
✨spider man x iron man
✨daddy material x baby boy material
✨two nerds in love
(no hate please 🌈)
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Hot take
Riz Ahmed as the winter soldier
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Eh?
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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Erik and T’Challa: *arguing*
T’Challa: BAST! I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Erik: But...B-But Kitty! That’s not what you said last night.
Shuri: Dayum...
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I started to ship Spiderman x Loki and I have literally no idea how and why this happend… it feels like the ship crashed into my room and was like:
SHIP US OR SHIP US!
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Stephen: He’s doing it again...
Tony: He’s d...Peter! Get down from the god damn fridge!
Peter: HE SAID I WAS IN TIME OUT!
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Someone: Tony Stark or Peter Parker?
Me, a thirsty teenage girl who has a shipping problem: Tony Stark IN Peter Parker
Someone: wha t
Me: w h a t
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*slips in shower* Y E S ! P L Z !
Okay, but a Venom!Au with symbiote!Tony and Host!Peter.
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You forgot Tracker Jackers
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some info on bees and wasps 
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