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*puts another lira in my “kinkshaming italy” jar*
i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".
so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.
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honestly I can let the wordplay slide. but i’m pressing charges over that crab lady.
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Lesser Known Cryptid 11/24/20: Bad Byron
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official…uh…food fucker post ??
theres a person out there somewhere who specifically requested a slight jiggle on this pizza slices right boob
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this sauce’s girlfriend is approaching you at the bar and telling you that “they like your vibes”
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thank you lunchables
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after consulting some academic resources, I have determined that this product fits the blog theme
The Grundle Thumper is a lesser known cryptid
(Sighted by David Caballero)
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I think it’s pretty common knowledge by now. John Harvey Kellog, creator of the Kellogs brand of cereal, strongly believed eating cereal every day would surpress a person’s libido and make them not want to masturbate. However he could not predict one major factor that would undo all his work
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they’re only called “breasts” if they come from the champagne region of france. otherwise they’re just “sparkling tatas.”
Today's lesser known cryptid is: Morlant de la Marne
(Sighted by @smallsmallwitch)
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Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it
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I did some digging and found the original proposal this restauranteur used to secure a business loan from the bank
I just dont think I want breakfast that bad
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happy pride :)
shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic
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As a writer, I can appreciate the unsubtle wordplay of “cream filled beavers” and the slightly less unsubtle “liquor whaaat?”
As a human being, I am booing loudly and throwing rotten tomatoes
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