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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

#memes

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If they manage to wrap up all the storylines in the bad batch final episode I'll never doubt star wars again

#FR IM AFRAID THO #there’s only one episode left… #who is clone X. How does Wolfe defect. where is Cody. how do the kids escape. will echo and omega’s plans clash horrifically #WHY WAS THAT RECONDITIONED CLONE SO WEIRD ABOUT CROSSHAIR. WHAT DID HE DO. WHAT W I L L HE DO #I originally thought Wolfe+Cody would come back into it but they’re gonna leave their fates up to interpretation or a future project atp #there’s no time #atp rex probably isn’t gonna come back in at all bc seriously where would he be #but I thought TBB was gonna tell how he Wolfe and Gregor ended up how they were in rebels #who knows but I am curious and v excited #tbb #the bad batch #Star Wars

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So what confuses me in the clone wars is that Anakin sees his future from The Brother in the Mortis Arc but then like it’s never mentioned again?? Do Obi Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka just forget about Mortis and all the shit that happened?? They literally met GODS and then they’re like “lmao ok whatever”???? Like that arc is so confusing???

#REAL #I love that arc for the potential it had and what it is in my head #but in reality… bro what was that #I’m literally still confused about some of the plot points #I still don’t actually know why anakin saw himself joining the dark side and his immediate solution was to… join the dark side??? #side note #I feel like some arcs should really belong to one character #and both the mortis and zyggeria arcs should’ve been Anakin’s for Chosen One and Former Slave reasons #but they sidelined him a lot?? like not completely but still #anyways I like TCW but I stand firm that filoni doesn’t understand anakin #anakin skywalker #mortis arc #tcw #the clone wars #Star Wars

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rex how do you not know what m-count is. your general is literally Midichlorians Georg

#REAL #I EXPECTED LIKE. ONE OF THEM TO KNOW #star wars #tbb #the bad batch #captain rex #anakin skywalker

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

#IM CRYING #adventure time #ice king

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“You will duel them,” Sidious had said. “Kill Kenobi. His only purpose is to die and, in so doing, ignite young Skywalker to tap the depths of his fear and rage.” ~ Labyrinth of Evil by James Luceno

#anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #star wars #tcw #the clone wars

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Anakin is just, like, a supercharged molotov cocktail, right?

#star wars #the clone wars #captain rex #anakin skywalker #jesse #tcw #the good place

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Obi Wan still looks HOT AS FUCK even when his life was destroyed! Dude looks so rugged and yeah he’s banned from most planets and he only gets sleep when he’s literally knocked unconscious but hey! At least he looks hot as fuck and forgives himself!

#a tumblr user after my own heart ❤️ #obi wan kenobi #kenobi series

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your feral padme art is soooo good, i love it!

Thank you, anon, thank you so much :]

#padme draws this and sends it to anakin on the war front with no caption or explanation #Anakin has never felt more loved #padmé amidala #anakin skywalker #anidala #Star Wars

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EWAN MCGREGOR | Vanity Fair | 2024

#sobbing 😭 #screaming. crying. throwing up #ewan mcgregor #hayden christensen #obi wan kenobi #kenobi series #star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader

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Everyone has been looking at Anakin's politics wrong going Republican this, Progressive that. He may be authoritarian (by way of Palp's grooming) but really he's the type of radical who distrusts the system so much he probably would think him voting was pointless on any level. The only politicians he trusts are ones he knows personally (unfortunately one of these is Palpatine). He trusts direct action over any politics but because of this distrust of the system he believes that if a politician was going to be able to do anything it would be in conflict with the system, leading to authoritarianism. I feel like I've cracked some sort of Anakin code, my eyes are WIDE open.

#Anakin Skywalker #padme amidala #sheev palpatine #Star Wars

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“You were the chosen one.”

#anakin skywalker #star wars

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One of THE most underrated moments in all of Star Wars comics:  THAT TIME ANAKIN WAS WORKING ON REPAIRING HIS SUIT WITH ONLY THE FORCE WHILE HE WAS SUBMERGED IN A FOGGY BACTA TANK. This doesn’t even seem like a struggle for him, he just casually does it and, sure, it’s hilarious when Anakin Literal Force Baby Skywalker just casually picks up new talents and is like, “What?  Like it’s hard?” about it, consider: A NOT UNCOMMON SIGHT IN THE JEDI TEMPLE: Anakin stuffing his face with a space taco while in line at the Temple refectory, casually spilling it down the front of his tabard because he’s too hungry to eat properly, because MILITARY RATIONS SUCK AND HE NEEDED REAL FOOD OH SWEET FORCE THANK GOD IT’S TACO TUESDAY IN THE JEDI TEMPLE, also meanwhile Artoo screaming wildly behind him while Anakin floats him along in the Force, flying wrenches and pliers and soldering iron poking and prodding into Artoo’s open processing core, sparks flying every which way, not a single wire out of place of where it should be while Anakin meanwhile is grabbing five more tacos and trying to see if he can fit two of them in his mouth at the same time. Unfortunately, Anakin is the only one who can understand Artoo’s screaming at least look at me while you’re operating on me, you karking bastard!!! but Anakin’s too busy squirting the bottle of hot sauce directly into his mouth in between maybe-kinda-sorta chewing his food to do anything more than poke another set of pliers right up into Artoo’s sensitive places. Half of the Jedi are staring at him like “what the actual fuck, Anakin”, the other half are like, “yeah, he does that, pass the pepper flakes, I’m starving” and eat their space tacos with slightly more dignity. Obi-Wan is in the corner, one hand scrubbed over his face, like, “I have been pretending not to see this for ten years, I’m not going to suddenly be able to see things now.”

#star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EWAN MCGREGOR

#star wars #obi wan kenobi

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#star wars #obi wan kenobi #darth vader #anakin skywalker #kenobi series

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EWAN MCGREGOR on discarded draft for Obi-Wan Kenobi show.

Vanity Fair | 2024

#I like this idea but I prefer what they ended up with tbh #being a butcher in the way he was was such an inelegant messy blunt job in comparison to what he used to be #when the last thing he did as a Jedi was to cut the arm and legs off his best friend… #the way he feels absolutely gutted metaphorically while he’s literally gutting another creature #I feel sick #I don’t think i would’ve liked him being a bartender as much cuz it doesn’t have as many ironic parallels #ewan mcgregor #obi wan kenobi #kenobi series #star wars

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Anakin and Ahsoka have an ongoing 'training exercise' (dare):

whenever Obi-Wan puts his cup of tea down, they each try to subtly move it with the Force toward opposite edges of the table

the challenge is not tipping off Obi-Wan, and the winner is whoever gets it close enough to the edge that Obi-Wan knocks it over by accident when he turns to look for his cup again

Cody and Rex find this game hilarious, and occasionally conspire to distract Obi-Wan so they can watch his Padawans play for longer

#star wars #the clone wars #tcw #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #captain rex