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so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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🤔

Anyone else find it weird that Stephen Hawking died on Pi Day 🤔

And Albert Einstein was born on Pi Day

Both had an IQ of 160, both died at the age of 76

and both men are considered to be the smartest men who ever lived.

RIP to them both.

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And it’s Pi Day to boot.

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Today I genuinely forgot where the light switch in the kitchen at my moms house is and I think that's a great metaphor for how 2017 went

#im a dumbass #2017 #2k17 #funny #stupid #wtf #help #help me #send help #life #metaphor

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i’m bisexual and stupid. that’s all i am. god looked at my shitty tiny frame and said, “you’re going to be a little bisexual moron” then released me into the world.

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Oooo I should try the henna

My therapist told me instead of hurting myself I should draw something pretty were I want to cut. This is the result. And it works, honestly. If you’re struggling with self harm I really recommend this. (Make sure you use a marker and not a pen cause pens can hurt you! )

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ADHDs finest moments

I should be studying but instead I made this

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And it makes everyone think I'm a ditzy dumb blonde when I am actually pretty smart ITS THE WORST

Sounding stupid but actually being very intelligent because you can’t explain yourself properly is ADHD culture

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ACCEPT MY LOVE YOU HEARTLESS CHILD

I say to my cat as he runs away from me trying to make him cuddle

#cats #funny #pets #cute #lol

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Well what the fuck do I get now

#xmas #Christmas #Christmas list #funny #sanity

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I went up to my ex (whom I still talk too) and offered him a kiss and he had a look of ABSOLUTE HORROR AND CONFUSION until I pulled out a bag of Hershey's kisses

he didn't take the Hershey's kiss either

#funny #relatable #exes #men #relationships #candy #chocolate

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Next time a telemarketer/unknown number calls I'm gonna act like I'm 4 and my cat ate my goldfish, invite them for a tea party and just hang up before they have a chance to say anything

#stupid #funny #annoyed #phone

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You know what I hate? I hate when I get a genius idea and then forget it in the 30 seconds it takes to get a pen and paper to write it down.

Fuck you too idea. Fuck you too

#artist #problems #adhd #forgetful #relatable

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Love is real guys

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

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Yes even though hallmark is homophobic

I just want Hallmark Christmas movies but with lesbians: 

You’re a hot shot femme reporter stuck in our small town for Christmas when your car breaks down and I’m the soft butch mechanic who owns the only garage. 

I almost asked you to the Winter Ball in high school fifteen years ago, but chickened out, but now we’re both home for Christmas and single and maybe we’ve got a second chance?

You’re a cold-hearted businesswoman and I’m one of Santa’s Elves whose been put on probation and if I can’t teach you the true meaning of Christmas, they’ll never let me back in the North Pole. 

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Photographer Endangers His Life To Capture Lava, Meteor, Milky Way And Moon In One Shot

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American adventure photographer Mike Mezeul II has captured what is arguably one of the most stunning images of Mother Nature at work.

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I need to do this

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.