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He goes especially crazy for you when your accent or native language slips out when you’re angry / irritated.

Whether you’re cursing in your native language or your words just come out with a strong accent, (and even if your frustration is directed towards him) he can’t help but be most extremely ‘a little’ distracted at how pretty and beautiful and sexy charming you sound and look right now.

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Smirks watching you, then goes all quiet with a tiny tiny hint of withdrawal for just a second.

Says the bad word in your language “$&@#?”, waiting you to tell him what it means.

Kuroo, Matsukawa, Nishinoya, Osamu, Hinata, Bokuto, Atsumu

Just says the bad word confused (“‘$&@#?’ Hm?”) because he never heard you say it before.

Iwaizumi, Akaashi

Says “Yes babe” a comical 1 second after, getting you to giggle a bit. (They only say it if your frustration is not directed at them.)

Oikawa, Atsumu, Osamu, Matsukawa, Tanaka, Aran, Bokuto, Kenma, Iwaizumi, Nishinoya, Suna, Kuroo (says it in the car after you tell him off for driving too fast/ slow)

Is really quietly observing you with affection in his eyes and a tiny smile as you cuss out a trivial misfortune.

Suna, Kenma, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Akaashi

Tries to be lowkey about this feeling of being absolutely enamoured but his face doesn’t look lowkey about it (it’s definitely the eyes and the little uptightness to his lips)

Yaku, Atsumu, Aran, Asahi (runs to his translator app), Tendou, Nishinoya, Sakusa, Sugawara, Daichi (who also does the professional husband chuckle), Tanaka, Tendou, Nishinoya

The idiot just says the most irrelevant phrases he learnt on duolingo i.e. ‘The horse is eating rice’ when he runs out of things to say to you while he’s driving, or in response to something you said that he didn’t understand.

Atsumu (you will never have peace, says it to Osamu too), Kuroo (says it when the traffic lights turn green to show approval), Nishinoya, Tendou, Tanaka, Asahi (just as a joke, he’s a duolingo pro), Yaku, Sugawara, Kenma (caressing your head while you’re resting on top of him in bed, says it randomly to see if he can make you giggle), Suna (the phrase is under your contact’s info on his phone, please explain to him it’s not appropriate especially as your his emergency contact), Bokuto, Aran (does his duolingo during work break and sends you screenshots of the best silly phrases with the added text “When can I use this?”), Sakusa (you’re the one bothering him ever since you saw him writing the phrase with the word blocks on duolingo)

+ Once texted you ‘the horse is eating rice’ in your language , then attached was a photo of his pet eating some rice that fell on the floor. Another time it’s a photo of his best friend eating rice.

Osamu, Kenma, Sakusa, Suna, Iwaizumi, Yaku, Sugawara

Quiet and listening. Will at a later time try his best to repeat what you said into his phone’s audio translator.

All of them

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