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bro-im-tired · 2 years
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goddess help him lmao
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bro-im-tired · 2 years
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Linhardt: You're the love of my life, I'd do anything for you.
Caspar: I want you to eat three proper meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Linhardt: Absolutely not.
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bro-im-tired · 2 years
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Ferdinand: So
Ferdinand: I'm in love
Ferdinand: with Hubert
Ferdinand: I'm in love with Hubert
Linhardt:
Linhardt: Our Hubert?
Ferdinand: Yes
Ferdinand: ... Thoughts?
Linhardt: And prayers
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bro-im-tired · 2 years
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Byleth: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine
Linhardt: Why?
Byleth: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture of mutual success
Dorothea: I love it when you two try to impersonate normal people
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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the non-binary flag? i’ve never seen the version with the gray stripe before!
Ahh, the background was gray. I think the way it was cropped for the icon makes it look like an additional stripe. Thank you for pointing it out, that way I can improve on my next attempt!
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Felix: [Falls asleep and ends up leaning on Dimitri's shoulder]
Dimitri: [Wraps an arm around him] [Makes sure his back is straight] [Tries not to jostle him]
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Dimitri: [Falls asleep and ends up leaning on Felix's shoulder]
Felix: [Pushes him off]
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Edelgard: Do you think Professor will make it back alive?
Hubert: Probably. They're a very difficult person do get rid of.
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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what’s the art in your icon from?
I drew it. I wanted a picture of Linhardt with the nonbinary flag so I decided to make one!
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Caspar: What food group is honey?
Linhardt: It's classified as raw meat by the FDA
Caspar: What the hell?
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Edelgard: Three words. Say them and I'm yours
Byleth: Three words
Edelgard:
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Claude: Truth or dare?
Sylvain: Dare
Claude: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks into this room
Sylvain: Screw that, there's no women here. Sorry, but no
*Felix walks in*
Sylvain: Fine I'll do it. Rules are rules you know
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Edelgard: I did something bad.
Hubert: It doesn't matter. I have a shovel.
Edelgard: What do you think I did?
Hubert: It doesn't matter. No one will ever know.
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Felix: I did the math. It would take four hundred people to create an iron longsword.
Sylvain: What?
Felix: You know how stories always talk about swords 'forged from the blood of enemies'?
Felix: I calculated it.
Felix: You would have to drain the blood of four hundred adult humans and extract the iron from it to have enough to make a sword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
Sylvain: That's... neat.
Felix: I know right?
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Let's goooo
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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yeah true
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Lorenz: We both look very handsome today
Ferdinand: You know, if you had just said that I looked handsome, I would have said 'So do you'
Lorenz: I couldn't take that chance
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bro-im-tired · 3 years
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Ingrid: [puts on high heels]
Felix: Those heels are a little tall. Were just going to deliver a message, you don't wanna draw too much attention
Ingrid: You literally have a sword
Felix: Irrelevant
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