You sent Beefstock to the hospital, Sweetpea.
okay so when a bunch of fellas stab a senator it becomes a global fucking holiday but when I pull out the knife I'm "ruining the vibe" and "breaking probation" 🙄
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name a love so pure. so gentle. (protip: you can't 🐣 🔪)
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I will defeat the nefarious Leeper and save Macaroni!!!
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AITA for telling my grandson not to be a little bitch?
my cat is telling me I was harsh on my grandson which is the only reason I'm asking. little fucker comes to my house and eats all my cheese snacks and complains that everyone loves his friend's new girlfriend more than him.
so I tell him "have you tried not being a little bitch?"
then he told me he liked me better when I was overmedicated on sedatives (to be fair I liked me more then too).
afterwards he had a conversation with this chick he was bitching about and now they're tight. Henry told me to apologize but I don't see what the problem is.
GRANBUNN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS??? ON ANON NO LESS? This is just about me 🤦🏻
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Have you tried perhaps not telling them about your knife in the interview?
they won't hire me at target because they know I would revolutionize customer service. with my trusty knife.
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Beefstock mustache era 😱😱😱😱
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truth is, henry like the nana
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its like the dio meme except it's cute. it's quirky. it's got a little bit of giggles. it's got a catboy and a birdgirl. it's better.
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