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Happy 2 Year Anniversary to this blog that I literally haven’t posted on in ages I’m glad to see you guys are still enjoying these silly little posts

#I stopped watching this show like a year ago at least #oopsies

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alright bye bye for now everybody

maybe I'll be back, maybe I won't

gotta keep you on your toes

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Morgan, going to breakfast with Spencer: You and me kid, we're going places. Mainly IHOP.

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Emily, going out to the bars with the girls: We have pepper spray and completely unwarranted confidence.

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*Emily and Garcia planning a girl's trip together*

Garcia: What would you do to get to Hilton Head?

Emily, without hesitation: Suck a dick.

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Spencer to Emily, while they're on a case on the beach: Please, stop describing the waves as throbbing.

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Emily: You look like you haven't scissored.

JJ (who was lying): I HAVE AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

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Emily while the whole team is doing online quizzes together: The BDSM test is diagnosing you a bottom.

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Garcia: My tits are an experience.

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Emily, on the phone with Garcia on a case: Text me when you start pissing and I'll start pissing!

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Emily, standing out in the sun on a case: Edging myself but with heatstroke and not orgasms

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Emily, joking around about Stranger Things with the team: Is this: Eleven from Stranger Things?

Spencer, exasperated: I DON'T KNOW

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Emily, talking to Garcia about comedy: John.

Garcia, confused: Like the Bible??

Emily, shaking her head: Mulaney.

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and yes, I have come back to this blog for one night and one night only, I'm planning on dumping a whole bunch of new incorrect quotes and disappearing again, so enjoy lmaoooo

(if anyone was curious, I don't watch criminal minds anymore, but my friends all still say plenty of weird shit that I think people would find funny so here we are)

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Morgan, sending someone into the field: Alright, which one of you has a full bladder and nothing to lose?

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Spencer, getting increasingly more frustrated: You can't Schrodinger your grandma, IS SHE DEAD OR NOT??

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Emily, as the team gets up to head to the plane: We are creaming, screaming, and dreaming everybody!

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