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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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My fellow feral children and cryptids, it’s time to go out to the woods and cause some chaos
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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Therapy cost too much money
Run off to the woods, become a local cryptid and scream at young campers for food
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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BE A CRYPTID
DO CRIME
FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT
EAT THE LOCALS
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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Don’t you hate it when your collecting bones on the side of the road and some man in his 50’s give you dirty looks?
Like shut the hell up Jerry! I’m collecting them for my other cryptid friends, MIND YOUR MANORS!
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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If you ever feel alone, just remember the moss will always accept you as a friend
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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if you can't stay up late with them or share your favorite shinies and plants with them, then theyre not worth it ‍‌‌‌‌‍‍‍‍‍‌🍄‌🍃‌🌝‌‍‌‌‌‌‍‌‌‍‌❄‌‌‍‌‌‌‌‌‍‌‍‌⚡‌his ha‌s been ‌a romantic relationships PSA.
also, fellow bi and gay goblins/cryptids unite!!!
If they won’t go on walks through the woods and scare locals with you, then what’s the point?
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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🌱✨More moss and mushrooms for your feral soul✨🌱
(Photos by me, ask box open!)
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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🍄 🐌More mushrooms for your feral soul (and also a slug) 🐌🍄
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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🍄 Mushrooms for your feral soul🍄
(Photos by me)
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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Listen up cryptids, feral children and goblins!
✨✨you’re all so damn cute and I wish you a good day✨✨
That is all! Go on your journey!
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cryptidcreature · 3 years
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Oh! I get it!
When other crypids rolls in the mud and chases humans around it’s seen as “cool” and “new local legend”.
But when I do it I’m seen as “scaring the children” and I’m told to “leave Disneyland” and “never come back to the establishment”.
DOUBLE STANDARDS!
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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Keep in mind mental health and physical well being is very important for us cryptids, goblins and feral children in general! Always...
Drink plenty of water
Run in the woods when you can
Take plenty of mud baths
Get plenty of sleep
Dance in the rain
Take time to recuperate
Eat three locals a day
Set heathy boundary’s with your fellow wild friends
Take your medication
And howl at the full moon with your wild friends when you can
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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Okay okay we always talk about crypteds in the woods and forests, but let me offer you:
✨🌊 Cryptid Of The Ocean🌊✨
- They hide in sea caves and swim in the waves
- They eat fish, sea gulls and sea weed
- They will drag humans through the waves and throw them back on the sand
- They chase pesky teenages away who come to the beach afterhours
- They make friends with the sharks, whales and dolphins
- They scare the local fishermen
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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Okay, but why is this me?????
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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“Wow dude, you hit your head pretty hard there. Covid 19? Online school? Fires? What are you talking about? Common mate, I was just about to go off to swim in the marsh and scare the locals. Wanna join?”
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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You know you’ve reached a new level in being a goblin when you start naming all your plants 🌱
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cryptidcreature · 4 years
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I see a lot of y’all not living your best life, so here’s some wisdom:
Get a partner who will go on long walks throw the marsh with you, howl at the moon with you and will get dirt under their claws just for you. Nothing is more romantic!
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