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CALL YER MA

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

#how I imagine this going down #shitpost #simpsons meme

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For us girls, guys and everyones who love the sassy, snarky potions master.

#charlie kelly #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #look i like who i like #I'm a forest witch at heart and always will be #charlie day #iasip memes #iasip charlie

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TOO MANY FINS TO WORRY ABOUT SINS

do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?

#fish sins #late to the party #reblog

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Doctor Who (2005-) Season 1

#doctor who #nine x rose #rose tyler is an icon

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#turns out they were happy with the feedback #I gotta know what the boundaries are with the ol' AUDHD #writers of tumblr

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Thank you, I run a pretty tight shipwreck

#izzy hands #ofmd #our flag means death

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#vibe rn #possum problems #meme post

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For us girls, guys and everyones who love the sassy, snarky potions master.

#look i like who i like #I'm a forest witch at heart and always will be

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When the immortal character realizes they love a mortal too much and has finally accepted the mortal will die one day of old age and then the mortal almost dies because of some punk ass dared to hurt them? They might be traumatized but I'm all salivation station.

#Lucifer #Doctor Who #ouat #types of stories that somehow pull me more than anything #you know I'm a rumbelle girlie

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Remember I'm sharp, hot, and exponentially approaching Stonehenge?

#reading comprehension #language can be hard donkey #shit post #meme

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I see you over there with 100% valid tags

Not.... exactly. Price of Milk Karl Urban is a fairy tale hero AND HAS SHORT HAIR.

But really this film is the bomb.com and more people should see it if they can.

#I think I'm going to have to finally learn how to rip a DVD and link it for peeps #what if I overstated how awesome this film is and someone does find it and hates it #i guess i could go watch it again to make sure

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Oooh oooh! Can I play?

neil gaiman, i must ask, WILL THEY KISS AGAIN IN SEASON THREE?????

thank you for your time

Having seen how badly the kiss in Season 2 went down, I cannot imagine any more kissing in the future.

#neil gaiman #good omens #good omens memes

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Being with your person is magic. Conversation topics be like, "what would be easier during the apocalypse to burrow through the floors to other apartments or the walls?" And "have you ever thought about what stabbing someone would feel like?" <3

#its obviously easier to go through the walls other than the floors but just move to the top one and either take your stuff or abandon it #we both grew up fantasizing sbout stabbing our abusive fathers so not as weird a question as one would think #I thought about it enough stabbing in films makes me feel gross

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Not.... exactly. Price of Milk Karl Urban is a fairy tale hero AND HAS SHORT HAIR.

But really this film is the bomb.com and more people should see it if they can.

#the price of milk #karl urban #sci fi and fantasy

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#tism rizz #not everything I say is going to be a winner #doctor who

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I came home after a week away, and this is my life story.

#cats on tumblr #black cat #cat memes