elzetastuff

[elzetastuff]

That feeling of finally defeating Gabriel after months of not playing and barely remembering how to use the controls again

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #I really forgot you can dash in the game #took me way too long #spoiler #kind of

[elzetastuff]

Whooo! Quality getting better each day

Weiss Schnee, professional hoodie thief

While organizing his things, Jaune noticed his precious hoodie was gone, he wonders where it ended up on.

(Edit: changed the angle a bit and fixed the clipping hair)

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby whiteknight #weiss schnee

[elzetastuff]

Havent made a good meme in a long time, this was a special one so I could bully Razor again

Previous chaos<-

Tumblr won’t let me reblog with an additional video so here’s newest chaos @elzetastuff created.

All I’ll say is 80% crit rate is a big deal and way better than 70% She’s a god now; and so is ever character who benefited from my suffering.

#genshin impact #discord

[elzetastuff]

Imagine having Mona in your team. Cant relate.

@razorblade180 Glad I make you laugh tbh

@elzetastuff making me chuckle.

(Dan this is not a call out 💀)

I have a lot of favorite characters. I will cry actual tears if something bad happens to Mona in the story. She’s just so cool and strong!

#genshin impact

[elzetastuff]

@razorblade180 why you hurt me this way

But it’s actually working. It might get better than my lavawalker.

#genshin impact #hu tao

[elzetastuff]

I’m crying this video murdered me

#genhin impact

[elzetastuff]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[elzetastuff]

Im not so sure we wrote so many story about Baaltomo, but hey, who's counting? So far we made like 3-5 AUs, wholesome stuff, angst stuff, and even a whole modern AU.

But posting that stuff? Oof, that can take a while, hopefully a prompt can see the light one day.

The fuck? You're alive? I thought you have ended your subscription in life

Nope, not yet 😂

Just been spending most of my time on discord and though that i should go back to my tumblr since i've been writting a lot latelly

No joke, i feel bad for the starving baaltomo shippers who can't find food for their cravings, meanwhile me and @elzetastuff wrote more than 100k in words worth of baaltomo goodness in discord and are prolly never going to really turn into fics cuz we're both too lazy for that 😂.

Let's see how much of that energy i can bring here cause i've been writting enough to let my thumbs sore by the end of it lately, so i might work on some due projects, that or i might go back into my cave for another month, who knows?

#genshin impact #baaltomo

[elzetastuff]

One day I'll get Jean thats for sure

It’s why we’re here. @elzetastuff helped me see that.😂

#genshin impact

[elzetastuff]

Ah yes. Nice meme 👌

@danurso woke up today and chose violence.

Bonus:

Bonus 2x:

[elzetastuff]

*small continuation*

Lumine: Hey man, I heard about what happened, Im so sorry, but hey, you can try it again next time right?

Aether: *Notices Diluc and Tartaglia behind her* I fucking hate you

Gatcha is hell

Aether: Alright! We're in soft pity, next multi should be a gold one, is everything set?

Amber: the books and starconches are here!

Beidou: oceanid drops and books are here too!

Zhongli: level 90 rust and three million more are here as well, we're set traveler.

Aether: Great! Here we go then! *drops wishes*

*the meteor turns golden*

Aether: There he comes! After months of grind and wait! Welcome home chi-

Mona: hello traveler.

Aether: MONA!?!?!?

Amber: oh. . .

Beidou: wait, what? Wasn't he on guaranteed pity.

Xiao: Not since I came around.

Beidou: Oh yeah. . .that must hurt.

Aether: *jaw on the ground*

Mona: Hello? *waving her hand in front of him* are you there?

Aether: *with a strained voice* what. . .what are you doing here?

Mona: I heard from the others that you were searching for a hydro DPS to help you on the abyss, so I came.

Aether: You're already on my party. . .

Mona: I know, I was the first to join you remember? and now I even have a constellation. Maybe you'll finally give me some attention now, and in exchange I can help you beat the abyss.

Aether: but. . .but Childe. . .

Mona: The terrorist? You shouldn't get involved with that guy, you know he tried to destroy liyue right?

Aether: *with dead eyes*

Mona: Hey, don't look at me like that, just give me some time and i'll push you to those thirty six stars you're aiming towards.

Aether: . . .no.

Mona: what?

Aether: . . .I've been through hell to gather everything i needed for Childe, and at the last minute you decided to show up AGAIN instead of him?

Mona: well i-

Aether: It would be fine if it was Diluc or even Keqing but YOU!. . .i. . . *sigh* okay, deep breaths aether. *inhale, exhale* There are a lot of things i wanna say to you, and a lot of them are very mean, so instead i'll just go back to grinding hell and see if i can blow off some steam. Meanwhile, I would REALLY appreciate it if you could go back to your projects or whatever you were doing before and please stay as far away from me as possible. I don't wanna see you even if you're covered in gold or naked okay? *turns around and starts walking away*

Mona: wow. . .rude.

Beidou: don't worry, he doesn't mean it.

Mona: Really?

Beidou: yeah, he's just angry at the gatcha, he got through this three times already, it will pass eventually. He's too nice to really hate anyone.

Barbara: *C5* Yeah, he got a bit annoyed because i showed up four times but said it was okay and already have plans for me to help everyone.

Beidou: see? Just give him some time, he'll get over it.

Mona: if you say so.

Zhongli: Traveler, i know this is a unexpected turn of events but a constellation is still a great upgrade for-

Aether: SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT A STUPID CONSTELATION FOR A CHARACTER I DON'T USE!!! I WANT MY HOT FATUI BRO!!! *runs away, sobbing heavily*

Zhongli: *shocked*

Amber: *eyes wide*

Everyone: *dead silent and beyond shocked*

Beidou: *jaw on the ground* . . .i take it back.

Mona: what?

Beidou: Zhongli is his favorite, The traveler kisses his boots on a daily basis and now he screamed with him because of you. . .i take it all back, he REALLY hates you.

Mona: I. . . *tired sigh* I knew I should've stayed in bed today.

*Aether later came back to apologise to Zhongli and hug him for a few hours until he calmed down a bit. He's still bitter about mona though, and refuses to get a mile near her*

#genshin impact #genshin aether #genshin diluc #genshin childe

[elzetastuff]

Hu Tao and Zhongli have that kind of Father-Daughter relationship where Hu Tao is the one who tells the dad jokes and Zhongli groans annoyedly

#genshin impact #genshin zhongli #zhongli #genshin hu tao #hu tao

[elzetastuff]

Team Liyue Kids, assemble!

MiHoYo said you can get the entire squad!!!

#genshin impact

[elzetastuff]

Slip off the tongue

(Funeral Parlor)

Hu Tao: “Bye Bye people! I'm leaving! Dont work too hard while I'm out!”

Zhongli: *looks up* “Mhmm? Where are you going now?”

Hu Tao: “That Traveler you helped before asked me for help for some domains! I think he's waiting already at Wanmin restaurant”

Zhongli: “Oh, good luck then”

Hu Tao: “Don't wait for me! I’ll probably spend the night outsi-”

Zhongli: “Wait, before you go. Did you finish your work”

Hu tao: “Pfft! Who do you think I am? of course I did”

Zhongli: “Did you clean your office too?”

Hu tao: *groans* “Yes, I did”

Zhongli: “and did you remember to clean your weapon this time?”

Hu tao: *frowning* “Yes I did that too, do you think I'm that uncareful?”

Zhongli: “I'm just making sure you are really prepared. Ah, don't forget to bring your wallet with you. Would be bad if you can't pay for food outside”

Hu Tao: “Look who's talking…”

Zhongli: “Excuse me?”

Hu Tao: “Nothing! If that was all you have to say, I'm just going to-”

Zhongli: “Wait, one second”

Hu Tao: *sighs* “What now?”

Zhongli: “... Did you remember to brush your teeth?”

Hu tao: *red* “Dad! Can you please stop with the-!” (covers mouth)

Zhongli: “... What did you just sa-”

Hu tao: *even redder*: “SHUT UP! I SAID NOTHING!” *slams door and leaves*

Zhongli stayed quiet for a minute before a small smirk on his lips

Zhongli: “I wasn't expecting that reaction, but… this is not an unwelcoming feeling…”

(Wanmin Restaurant)

Hu Tao: *face buried on a table, loudly groaning*

Aether: “Uhmm, did I miss something?”

Xiangling: “She has been like this for 30 minutes now”

Hu Tao: “Please… someone, just hit me on the head with a bat so I can forget what happened earlier”

Chongyun: *grabbing claymore* “I will gladly take the offer”

Xinqiu: *facepalms* “Chongyun, we talked about this already...”

#genshin impact #hu tao genshin impact #genshin zhongli #zhongli #hu tao #genshin xingqiu #genshin xiangling #genshin chongyun #genshin hu tao #genshin aether

[elzetastuff]

Speedrun to character to level 80 😆

Meanwhile.

Lumine: *saving primos* "Just 12 days more.."

Rewarded dedication

Aether sits on his knees in front of pentagram with The Black Sword in it, and a bunch of electro materials surrounded by primo gems.

Aether:Xiyan, do it. *makes wish*

meteor falls

Xiyan:*strumming guitar*

Chongyun: I am the storm that is approaching!

Provoking, black clouds in isolation.

Ningguang:This isn’t how pulling w-

Gold meteor falls

Xiyan: I am reclaimer of my name!!!!! Born in flames, I have been blessed-

Keqing: *crashes down* My family crest is a demon of death!!!!!🎶 I’m home Aether!!!!!

Aether: Yeah!!!! *crying* Six months of dreaming, finally coming true!

Lisa:(Finally....I can rest.)

Ningguang:*in disbelief*

When I tell you I was prepared for this day... @elzetastuff can tell you it only took like 10 minutes to reach this point 😂

#genshin impact

[elzetastuff]

They went from defending liyue to bully Xiao instantly 😂

Literal voices AU

Xiao: *grunts, holding his head*

Aether: xiao? Are you okay?

Xiao: yes, i'm fine. Leave me be.

Aether: what's wrong?

Xiao: it's nothing! I just. . .hear voices from my fallen comrades from time to time, don't waste your time thinking about it. *keeps walking*

Aether: oh. . .

Paimon: poor xiao, paimon can't imagine how hard it must be for him to listen to the voices of his lost friends like that.

Aether: it must be really painful.

*with xiao*

Xiao: ugh. . .

Hydro yaksha: you ate tiger fish for that adepti and honor his death but you don't want to eat squid to honor mine!? What kind of friend are you!?!?

Electro yaksha: tiger fish comes with way too much fat! *flexing his four arms* you need to exercise if you wanna burn all that!

Geo yaksha: he doesn't care about us anymore.

Pyro yaksha: aww! Come back! I wanna see that fairy again! She's so cuuute!

Xiao: *groaning* shut up.

*later*

Xiao: *killing possessed hilichurls*

EY: come on! Put more strength into these swings!

PY: Let him work.

GY: His form is getting sloppy though, he needs more practice.

Xiao: I don't wanna hear criticism from two guys who died in battle before me.

HY: OOOHHHHH DAYUMMM!!!!!

PY: That's a Critical hit if i've ever seen one.

EY/GY: *crying* shut up! We did our best okay!?

Xiao: *stabs a mitachurl* then do your best again, but this time do it to stay quiet!

EY/GY: i hate you xiao.

Xiao: shut up already!

*the next day*

Xiao: *walking around liyue* the preparations seem to be going well.

Ganyu: you think? I'm glad you like it, we've been working really hard to make everything perfect during the festival.

Xiao: i see. . . *looks away for a bit*

PY: come on, invite her already!

EY: man up dude!

HY: you already got the lanterns for you two ready! Just invite the girl!

GY: watch him chicken out yet again.

Xiao: shut up.

Ganyu: ah. . .i-i'm sorry, *looks away* I didn't realize my voice was bothering you.

Xiao: what? N-no, it's not, your voice isn't the one bothering me.

Ganyu: oh, so it's the voices in your head again?

Xiao: *nods*

Ganyu: I'm sorry, I can't imagine how painful it must be.

Xiao: *deadpans* you have no idea.

Ganyu: i wished i could help you somehow.

PY: Wait! Wait! Tell her "you're already helping by being here"

Xiao: *red*

GY: that's the cheesiest thing he could say.

EY: If he says that, I'm gonna barf.

Xiao: well. . .you're already helping, just by being here. . .with me.

Ganyu: *blushes with a small smile*

PY: SCOOORE!!!

HY: smooth.

EY: *puking sounds*

Ganyu: i-i'm glad to hear that. . .

GY: I don't, somebody please kill me again.

Ganyu: and. . .i've been thinking. I know you work a lot at night but. . . *fidgeting* would it be possible for us to release our lanterns together? Maybe?

HY: And it pays off!

Xiao: i. . .would like that.

Ganyu: really? I'm so glad. I was sure you would flat out refuse.

Xiao: i don't think i would refuse an invitation from you like that.

Ganyu: why?

Xiao: because I like yo. . . .

Ganyu: *staring at him*

Xiao: *red* . . .your horns! I really like your horns.

Ganyu: *with a massive blush* o-oh, ehm, t-thank you, i. . . .i-i just remembered something ningguang asked me to do, i'll see you later xiao. *leaves hurried*

Xiao: i. . . *groans*

HY: PFFF!!! GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY REX LAPIS!!! I CAN'T!!! I JUST CAN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MY BELLY HURTS!!! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

GY: "i like your horns"? Hehehe, smoothest line on the book.

PY: *chuckling* i-i'm sorry xiao, but I can't hold it back, i'm really sorry. *chuckles more*

EY: I'm sorry man, I would pat you in the back if I could, but I'm. . .you know, dead?

HY: I'M PRETTY SURE HE WISHED HE WAS TOO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Xiao: *red* YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST!!!

#genshin impact #genshin xiao #genshin ganyu #xiaonyu

[elzetastuff]

I love all of this

Lightning Rod

Aether:Bennett, how the heck on you another banner so fast and it’s not even for you region?

Bennett:.....

xxxx

Liyue is pouring down rain.

Bennett:Oh no....

Lighting flashes

Bennett:*sprinting* No no no no no no no no-

A spark of blue forms around him. Bennett stops and covers his head has a bolt comes from the heavens. However, a sudden flash of purple lightning appears out of nowhere in the form of a person. Bennett stares in awe as the blue lightning hits a blade and his hurled in another direction. He doesn’t realize what happened. It was all so fast, until he felt someone grab is shoulders and turn him around.

Keqing:Are you okay!?

Bennett:......You’re amazing. Please stick by me.

Keqing:*red* What?

xxxxx

Bennett:And now she hangs out with me when it rains.

Barbara and Fischl:You could’ve died!!!!!

Bennett:Yeah, but I didn’t! Keqing is really talented and cool. Talented too, and her eyes do this little thing where they spark.

Keqing:*blushing* It’s nothing special.

Bennett:What!? No, you’re super special!

Keqing:*covers face* Please stop.

Aether:Awwww

Barbara and Fischl:.....

Xiyan:You two are awfully quiet.

Barbara and Fischl:Because no one plans a murder aloud.

Aether:Uh oh...

#bennett genshin impact #barbara genshin impact #fischl genshin impact #keqing genshin impact #genshin impact