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I am the Thorax, and I speak for the bees

#the lorax #the onceler #save the bees #shitpost

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Colgate is recommended by 9/10 dentists. The tenth dentist, Dr. Ke$ha Georg, brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack, and she is an outlier and should not have been counted.

#spiders georg

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EXTREMELY unfair that Will spent s3 struggling because he was still passionate about D&D and his friends were moving on from the game and becoming distant, then has to move away, only for said friends to start to drift away.

ALL OF THIS, and Will meets back up with them in s4 to find out they’re all playing again, without him.

I’d throw a fit.

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #eddie munson #will buyers #mike wheeler #Mike wheeler sucks so bad #will deserves better than fucking Byler oh my god

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Started watching Ms. Marvel, and noted a Loki cosplayer walking into AvengerCon.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but...wouldn’t that be akin to attending a WWII reenactment and dressing up as the nasty mustache man?

Like...Loki nearly destroyed New York right...doesn’t this seem a little off somehow...

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I feel the need to add that I am, in fact, 20 years old, and therefore should not have the energy level of a mother of 2

Tonight’s mood is trying to ascertain whether I relate to millennial memes because I’m on the milennial/Gen z cusp or because I am chronically ill and have the energy level of a woman in her mid-30’s

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Tonight’s mood is trying to ascertain whether I relate to millennial memes because I’m on the milennial/Gen z cusp or because I am chronically ill and have the energy level of a woman in her mid-30’s

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me turning 20 was one thing. me hearing my brother say “I can’t believe you’re an Adult” twice a day is another.

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Amphibia made me lose a board game turn and I have refused to watch the show since.

#amphibia

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If freckles are “sun kissed” then I guess the reason I have freckles on my lips is that I kiss the sun back

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Did any of y’all have the “what if Jesus comes back” chat with your parents or was I the only child concerned that I’d miss out on the Second Coming?

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“Asexual nerds” - Brooklyn 99, derogatory, about people who enjoy crossword puzzles

“Asexual nerd” - me, describing myself, someone who does the wordle every day and is, in fact, asexual

#asexual #brooklyn 99 #wordle

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What was I put on this earth for if not to...*checks notes* write fanfiction until forced to research US colonial history in depth

#the owl house #dana terrace

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Act of Grace

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I literally cannot express the grip our flag means death has had on me today. I have never been rooting for a love story so hard before. Taika Waititi, please let the queer pirates be happy. Thank you

#our flag meets death #our flag means death #edward x stede #stede bonnet #ofmd #blackbeard

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A generation of iPad toddlers is blossoming into a generation of children who speak in Tumblr Post Format.

Me: “We can’t go to the pool today.”

Child: “*goes anyway without you*”

Me: “...”

Me: “did you just say that...out loud???”

Source: I’m a nanny. This happens on a daily basis.

#children #ipad kids #entitled #tumblr #funny meme haha #memes

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Idk about the other aces out there, but I’m getting a little tired of the term “asexual” being used as a punchline in comedy shows, to make fun of characters who value intellectual pursuits over personal relationships, romantic or otherwise.

There is nothing wrong with either.

#asexual #lgbtqia #representation #lgbtq community

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think of a song, any song you know

yes that one! the one that is playing in your head right now!

now turn up the volume

do it

it’s free

#song of the day #memes #funny meme haha #inside your mind