garfieldbian

[garfieldbian]

october 2024. terfs begin to refer to themselves as MA (misogyny affected) and call anyone other than cis women ME (misogyny exempt)

#even though plenty of people other than cis women face misogyny

[garfieldbian]

what happened to the shadows on the cave wall? you used to love the shadows on the cave wall

[garfieldbian]

YOU ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A MASCECTOMY

THEYRE GONNA TAKE OFF YOUR MASC

bartender, one testosterone shot please. and a mascectomy, double

[garfieldbian]

sapphic lights,,,,

lesbian traffic lights!

[garfieldbian]

top one most annoying type of person: people who are weird about figurative usage of the word "literally"

[garfieldbian]

i meowta touch

i meowta tiiime

#out of touch thursday #meow

[garfieldbian]

the second hardest part is getting anyone to actually call you it

the hardest part about it/its pronouns is the people who don't know when there's an apostrophe

[garfieldbian]

the hardest part about it/its pronouns is the people who don't know when there's an apostrophe

#shouldn't it be “it/it” and not “it/its”?

[garfieldbian]

im scared

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

[garfieldbian]

no yeah dude this is totally a place of honor

follow me down to the basement, its where i keep the valuable objects and commemorate my esteemed deeds

#nuclear warning #this is not a place of honor #cask of amontillado #edgar allan poe #reference #joke

[garfieldbian]

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

#bondage and diagnostic and statistical manual

[garfieldbian]

no, who is a woman. what is non-binary, and i don't know is a man

#lgbt #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #gender #joke #abbott and costello #who's on first

[garfieldbian]

to be clear. fat applies to both the butch and the cock

need fat butch cock or i will die

[garfieldbian]

need fat butch cock or i will die

#ns/fw #butch #lesbian

[garfieldbian]

tower defense

[garfieldbian]

people are seeing the resident evil mousegirl trend and immediately assuming its a sexual thing like have we learned nothing from the megapope incident

#moushley #mousegirl #megapope #tumblr drama #re4 #re4 ashley #resident evil

[garfieldbian]

you think birds ever hit a note really well and be like "fuck i nailed that one"

#birds #bird #bird noises #funny