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I’ve got that one audio from Dune stuck in my head:

Ladies and gentlemen of the gallery gourmet, my name is PAUL MATEADIES MARTINEZ, DUKE OF EDENBOUGH!

Or smth like that.

#dune part two #dune movie #paul atreides #incorrect quotes

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Dad Hood

Jumping on the Dad Red Hood bandwagon. [insert jazz hands here]

I imagine Jason hands granola bars out to the homeless in his territory, and he generally provides food and fresh water for those who need it on his terf.

And then he passes Danny post reveal gone bad and just hands him a granola bar thinking nothing of it.

Danny would be so confused why this stranger in a red helmet gave him food.

Danny meets this stranger’s eyes in his confusion and both his and the older man’s eyes flash green.

Jason’s first thought would be that this kid was Lazarus touched. While Danny would think he just found a ghost or another hafla.

Either way the pits seam to be calm. Not just calm, happy. Practically excited and cooing at the kid. It’s confusing as hell and what’s worse is that when the kid look up at him with those wide green eyes a surge of protective instinct rises through him along with the strange urge to punch him. But not punch him in a ‘I want to fight’ way, more like a ‘hi my name is Jason and you’re coming home with me now’ way. Which is bizarre and new and strange and kind of freaking him out.

Danny on the other hand is having a field day trying to get his core under control. His instinct is to punch this dude in the gut and introduce himself, but his brain keeps saying stranger danger run for the hills.

Hood just… turns around and grapples to the nearest roof. Trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the pits, and he turns around to see if the kids still on the sidewalk because his instincts scream at him not to leave the kid alone and he’s just… gone. And all the sudden he’s going into a rage for no apparent reason.

Three days later after the interaction Danny sees Hood on a rooftop and lets out an involuntary chirp at him. Hood whips around to pinpoint the sound but Danny goes invisible out of mortification.

Why the hell would he chirp? He didn’t even know he could do that!

He spends the next few weeks unintentionally trailing Red Hood and vise versa with a very confused and slightly irritated air about them both.

Danny’s core is confused because he just lost his family and his haunt and was thrust into this new one without warning, so it latches onto the first familiar thing which just so happens to be Jason Todd.

Jason is just trying to live a normal life as a crime lord, but the pits cling to his this kid. …Was this how Bruce felt?

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Constellations and Danny

What if Danny actually did have a space core and sometimes he gets this like itch that he needs to see the stars and satiate his core. But he can’t always see the stars bc daytime n stuff.

So Clockwork or one of the other ancients teach him to project stars using the ambient echo around him. So he can basically make his own little smattering of stars and constellations whenever he gets the need to see the stars.

Taking that a step further what if he was in the aftermath of a battle and he was comforting a little kid who got separated from their parents and he just whips out a little galaxy to show them.

Just thought that would be cute.

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Dad Hood

Jumping on the Dad Red Hood bandwagon. [insert jazz hands here]

I imagine Jason hands granola bars out to the homeless in his territory, and he generally provides food and fresh water for those who need it on his terf.

And then he passes Danny post reveal gone bad and just hands him a granola bar thinking nothing of it.

Danny would be so confused why this stranger in a red helmet gave him food.

Danny meets this stranger’s eyes in his confusion and both his and the older man’s eyes flash green.

Jason’s first thought would be that this kid was Lazarus touched. While Danny would think he just found a ghost or another hafla.

Either way the pits seam to be calm. Not just calm, happy. Practically excited and cooing at the kid. It’s confusing as hell and what’s worse is that when the kid look up at him with those wide green eyes a surge of protective instinct rises through him along with the strange urge to punch him. But not punch him in a ‘I want to fight’ way, more like a ‘hi my name is Jason and you’re coming home with me now’ way. Which is bizarre and new and strange and kind of freaking him out.

Danny on the other hand is having a field day trying to get his core under control. His instinct is to punch this dude in the gut and introduce himself, but his brain keeps saying stranger danger run for the hills.

Hood just… turns around and grapples to the nearest roof. Trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the pits, and he turns around to see if the kids still on the sidewalk because his instincts scream at him not to leave the kid alone and he’s just… gone. And all the sudden he’s going into a rage for no apparent reason.

Three days later after the interaction Danny sees Hood on a rooftop and lets out an involuntary chirp at him. Hood whips around to pinpoint the sound but Danny goes invisible out of mortification.

Why the hell would he chirp? He didn’t even know he could do that!

He spends the next few weeks unintentionally trailing Red Hood and vise versa with a very confused and slightly irritated air about them both.

Danny’s core is confused because he just lost his family and his haunt and was thrust into this new one without warning, so it latches onto the first familiar thing which just so happens to be Jason Todd.

Jason is just trying to live a normal life as a crime lord, but the pits cling to his this kid. …Was this how Bruce felt?

[gobingirl]

Dad Hood

Jumping on the Dad Red Hood bandwagon. [insert jazz hands here]

I imagine Jason hands granola bars out to the homeless in his territory, and he generally provides food and fresh water for those who need it on his terf.

And then he passes Danny post reveal gone bad and just hands him a granola bar thinking nothing of it.

Danny would be so confused why this stranger in a red helmet gave him food.

Danny meets this stranger’s eyes in his confusion and both his and the older man’s eyes flash green.

Jason’s first thought would be that this kid was Lazarus touched. While Danny would think he just found a ghost or another hafla.

Either way the pits seam to be calm. Not just calm, happy. Practically excited and cooing at the kid. It’s confusing as hell and what’s worse is that when the kid look up at him with those wide green eyes a surge of protective instinct rises through him along with the strange urge to punch him. But not punch him in a ‘I want to fight’ way, more like a ‘hi my name is Jason and you’re coming home with me now’ way. Which is bizarre and new and strange and kind of freaking him out.

Danny on the other hand is having a field day trying to get his core under control. His instinct is to punch this dude in the gut and introduce himself, but his brain keeps saying stranger danger run for the hills.

Hood just… turns around and grapples to the nearest roof. Trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with the pits, and he turns around to see if the kids still on the sidewalk because his instincts scream at him not to leave the kid alone and he’s just… gone. And all the sudden he’s going into a rage for no apparent reason.

Three days later after the interaction Danny sees Hood on a rooftop and lets out an involuntary chirp at him. Hood whips around to pinpoint the sound but Danny goes invisible out of mortification.

Why the hell would he chirp? He didn’t even know he could do that!

He spends the next few weeks unintentionally trailing Red Hood and vise versa with a very confused and slightly irritated air about them both.

Danny’s core is confused because he just lost his family and his haunt and was thrust into this new one without warning, so it latches onto the first familiar thing which just so happens to be Jason Todd.

Jason is just trying to live a normal life as a crime lord, but the pits cling to his this kid. …Was this how Bruce felt?

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dcu #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp #jason todd #lazarus pit #ghost cores #ghosts have weird customs #Jason adopts Danny involuntarily #baby ghost Danny

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hey,, sorry can you tag you dc crossover post with dpxdc ?

Oh totally! Thanks for catching that Anon! :D

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And when general Duchebag declared Farah’s forces terrorists? The immediate jump to her defense has me floored. These are his people and he protects his own.

He talked Gaz through the hard stuff after interrogating Butcher. Vouched for him when Laswell asked if he was ready for a mission like this.

I will die on the hill that is Squad Dad Price.

Papa bear Price

I was just playing cod and Price was talking to Laswell.

“One more complication and it’s war with Russia.”

“Don’t complicate it then.” And that *smile*, he was being a smartass a bit but his smile was just so genuine and ugh I can’t.

And the way he speaks about and to his team, they’re family and he’s the dad no doubt about it. Papa bear price. Bet he gives the best hugs ever, makes you feel like a little kid again. Warm and firm and *safe*.

…No I’m not okay.

#papa bear price #cod #call of duty #john price #kate laswell #kyle gaz garrick #squad dad

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Papa bear Price

I was just playing cod and Price was talking to Laswell.

“One more complication and it’s war with Russia.”

“Don’t complicate it then.” And that *smile*, he was being a smartass a bit but his smile was just so genuine and ugh I can’t.

And the way he speaks about and to his team, they’re family and he’s the dad no doubt about it. Papa bear price. Bet he gives the best hugs ever, makes you feel like a little kid again. Warm and firm and *safe*.

…No I’m not okay.

#captain price #john price #call of duty #cod #Papa Bear Price #hi I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs

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A knife!

I feel like if Danny ever moved to Gotham he would get mugged way too often. He’s got his ghost sense to warn him of supernatural dangers, but he’s got nothing for living beings.

So I’d imagine the trio would make a joke out of it after the first few times.

“Gimme your money and no one gets hurt!”

Danny just looks the robber up and down and then starts snickering.

“You think this is funny kid?! I’ll gut you here and now!”

The mugger pulls a knife out and steps forward threateningly, Danny doesn’t notice because he’s doubled over in laughter now.

The guys kinda unnerved but he lunges anyways. Danny ends up with a knife in his side and an unconscious thug slumped beside him.

He snaps a quick selfie and sends it to the chat.

Sam- Another one bites the dust

Tucker- L in the chat for mugger.

Jazz- L

Sam- L

Danny- L

Tucker- Is that the third one this week?

Danny- fourth

Jazz- Wait what’s that on your shirt?

Danny-…

Jazz- Danny what is that.

Danny- A knife!

Jazz- No!

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #a knife! #red hood #unhinged Danny

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The boys 💀🧼🪳

#cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #fanart #artwork

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When Danny wakes up in the morning there’s several concerned batfam members waiting for him. Dick is slumped against the wall sleeping with Tim sitting in a chair beside him. Damian has taken the seat next to his bed, typing away on his computer and looking tired.

The heart monitor beeps slowly, even with his walking the tempo doesn’t change much, so none of them are alerted to him being awake yet.

Alfred comes in a moment later, surveying the room before his eyes settle on Danny.

“You gave us quite the scare Master Danny.”

Damian startles at Alfred’s statement, gaze darting up to see for himself if Danny was awake.

“…um, what?” Danny asks, wincing as his head throbs.

He looks around and takes in the room he’s in, too sterile and blank for his liking, and definitely not his bedroom.

Bruce is the next to enter, looking disheveled and a bit distressed.

There’s a moment of tense silence between the family present, Danny looking from one to the next for an explanation of what is going on.

When none is offered he sighs and sits up, making a move to get off the bed and stretch his limbs with a yawn.

The heart monitor starts beeping at a semi normal rate again and his vitals look almost stable for a human. His head hurts something fierce, and he puts a hand to it with a grimace.

“Did I hit my head or something? Cuz it’s killing (hah) me.”

Tim and Dami exchanged a look that put Danny on edge.

“You… Danny we saw you drink *lazarus water*”

Danny just looks more confused as the minutes tick by.

“Anyone want to tell me what that means?”

Midnight snack

Danny has lived with the Batdad for a few months now, it’s been good. Great even. He likes it here well enough. And don’t get him wrong the Wayne family is really good to him, but something is just… off.

His core feels… strange, when he nears a certain part of the manor. He feels a little less human when he nears this specific part of the wall, or that big bookshelf.

He realizes after a talking with Frostbite that what he was feeling was hunger. He’s a growing ghostling, strong as he may be, and he needs sustenance!

He phased through the manor, searching for whatever is causing his hunger, feeling it out more than looking for whatever it is. His core thrums when he gets nearer, aches when he can practically smell it. Then he sees the green glow and speeds up his search, when he finally reaches the edge of the pit his core gives a clench the same way his stomach would if he was in his human form.

He dips a finger in and licks the ecto curiously, finding it to taste absolutely divine, and cups a few handfuls to slurp up greedily. A happy little churrup escaping him as his core hums happily in a ghostly imitation of a purr.

He has the presence of mind to change back into human form and collect some of this ecto into his trusty thermos for later, and then stands up to walk away after getting his fill.

Only to turn around to a horrified looking Tim and Damian, staring at him like he’s a dead man walking (heh).

After an awkward moment of silence he chooses to speak up.

“Good soup.”

He wipes the excess ecto off his chin and brushes past the shell shocked boys.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #batfam #good soup #funny #idk what it’ll turn into yet

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A knife!

I feel like if Danny ever moved to Gotham he would get mugged way too often. He’s got his ghost sense to warn him of supernatural dangers, but he’s got nothing for living beings.

So I’d imagine the trio would make a joke out of it after the first few times.

“Gimme your money and no one gets hurt!”

Danny just looks the robber up and down and then starts snickering.

“You think this is funny kid?! I’ll gut you here and now!”

The mugger pulls a knife out and steps forward threateningly, Danny doesn’t notice because he’s doubled over in laughter now.

The guys kinda unnerved but he lunges anyways. Danny ends up with a knife in his side and an unconscious thug slumped beside him.

He snaps a quick selfie and sends it to the chat.

Sam- Another one bites the dust

Tucker- L in the chat for mugger.

Jazz- L

Sam- L

Danny- L

Tucker- Is that the third one this week?

Danny- fourth

Jazz- Wait what’s that on your shirt?

Danny-…

Jazz- Danny what is that.

Danny- A knife!

Jazz- No!

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Even better if we consider Lazarus waters as aged ectoplasm which has the same effect as alcohol.

Danny sways as he passes the boys, hiccuping and giggling as he slightly floats off the floor on his way back to his room.

He just drank *a lot* of that sweet ecto and he is *feeling it*. He gives a mock salute to one of the suits of armor in the hallway by his room.

“Hey Frighty -hic- what are you doin here? Aren’t you sup- hic- posed ta be back home?” He slurs and shakes a reprimanding finger at the wall to the left of the statue.

A big yawn and then: “I’m sleepy, nighty Frighty.”

And he curls up on the floor and falls asleep right there, not even waking up when his brothers catch up to him to question him and see if he needs medical help.

They of course panic thinking he passed out from ingesting the Lazarus waters and take him to the med bay in the bat cave, calling Bruce and Alfred for assistance.

Don’t even get me started on the heart attack they all had when they didn’t get any vitals from Danny for the first few minutes. Then a soft slow thump of his heart and the small breaths he takes on occasion. Not good but better than nothing.

Midnight snack

Danny has lived with the Batdad for a few months now, it’s been good. Great even. He likes it here well enough. And don’t get him wrong the Wayne family is really good to him, but something is just… off.

His core feels… strange, when he nears a certain part of the manor. He feels a little less human when he nears this specific part of the wall, or that big bookshelf.

He realizes after a talking with Frostbite that what he was feeling was hunger. He’s a growing ghostling, strong as he may be, and he needs sustenance!

He phased through the manor, searching for whatever is causing his hunger, feeling it out more than looking for whatever it is. His core thrums when he gets nearer, aches when he can practically smell it. Then he sees the green glow and speeds up his search, when he finally reaches the edge of the pit his core gives a clench the same way his stomach would if he was in his human form.

He dips a finger in and licks the ecto curiously, finding it to taste absolutely divine, and cups a few handfuls to slurp up greedily. A happy little churrup escaping him as his core hums happily in a ghostly imitation of a purr.

He has the presence of mind to change back into human form and collect some of this ecto into his trusty thermos for later, and then stands up to walk away after getting his fill.

Only to turn around to a horrified looking Tim and Damian, staring at him like he’s a dead man walking (heh).

After an awkward moment of silence he chooses to speak up.

“Good soup.”

He wipes the excess ecto off his chin and brushes past the shell shocked boys.

#funny #danny fenton #danny phantom #dcu #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #tim drake #damain wayne #Lazarus pit #drunk Danny #ecto wine

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Meeting the JL fit

So it’s been said before that Danny would have an eldritch horror form. But what if there different stages he could morph into just for the intimidation factor?

Like imagine he’s trying to make a good impression on the JL but he wants them to take him seriously as a hero. So he’s just in his room shifting from one form to another and everything in between trying to decide what would say ‘friendly but not to be trifled with’ and not ‘shit your pants’. It’s like watching a girl trying to decide what to wear on a first date.

He pulls Jazz into his room to help him decide:

“Just be yourself!”

“But all of these is some form of myself!”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“How about this one?”

And he shrinks from whatever wendigo form looking thing he was a moment ago into his normal Phantom look. But then he lets his claws extend, his hair grows longer to drape around his face dramatically, and several extra eyes pop up over his face and neck. His limbs grow long and his teeth sharpen and elongate to poke out from behind his pale lips.

Jazz just sits there for a moment in silence, looking a little pale herself. Then shakes her head.

“Tone it down just a little.”

He reduces the look to lessen the effect but it’s still pretty terrifying and bad ass.

And that’s what he settled on to go meet the JL for the first time. When he gets there he forgets to turn off his invisibility and when he remembers he just appears in the meeting hall, I’d imagine that Flash would screech in alarm and run into a wall or something before he introduces himself.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dcu #dc x dp #dc x dp crossover #justice league #funny #good soup

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A knife!

I feel like if Danny ever moved to Gotham he would get mugged way too often. He’s got his ghost sense to warn him of supernatural dangers, but he’s got nothing for living beings.

So I’d imagine the trio would make a joke out of it after the first few times.

“Gimme your money and no one gets hurt!”

Danny just looks the robber up and down and then starts snickering.

“You think this is funny kid?! I’ll gut you here and now!”

The mugger pulls a knife out and steps forward threateningly, Danny doesn’t notice because he’s doubled over in laughter now.

The guys kinda unnerved but he lunges anyways. Danny ends up with a knife in his side and an unconscious thug slumped beside him.

He snaps a quick selfie and sends it to the chat.

Sam- Another one bites the dust

Tucker- L in the chat for mugger.

Jazz- L

Sam- L

Danny- L

Tucker- Is that the third one this week?

Danny- fourth

Jazz- Wait what’s that on your shirt?

Danny-…

Jazz- Danny what is that.

Danny- A knife!

Jazz- No!

#funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #jazz fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #knife! #mugger #dcu #dc x dp

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Meeting the JL fit

So it’s been said before that Danny would have an eldritch horror form. But what if there different stages he could morph into just for the intimidation factor?

Like imagine he’s trying to make a good impression on the JL but he wants them to take him seriously as a hero. So he’s just in his room shifting from one form to another and everything in between trying to decide what would say ‘friendly but not to be trifled with’ and not ‘shit your pants’. It’s like watching a girl trying to decide what to wear on a first date.

He pulls Jazz into his room to help him decide:

“Just be yourself!”

“But all of these is some form of myself!”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“How about this one?”

And he shrinks from whatever wendigo form looking thing he was a moment ago into his normal Phantom look. But then he lets his claws extend, his hair grows longer to drape around his face dramatically, and several extra eyes pop up over his face and neck. His limbs grow long and his teeth sharpen and elongate to poke out from behind his pale lips.

Jazz just sits there for a moment in silence, looking a little pale herself. Then shakes her head.

“Tone it down just a little.”

He reduces the look to lessen the effect but it’s still pretty terrifying and bad ass.

And that’s what he settled on to go meet the JL for the first time. When he gets there he forgets to turn off his invisibility and when he remembers he just appears in the meeting hall, I’d imagine that Flash would screech in alarm and run into a wall or something before he introduces himself.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dcu #justice league #eldritch danny #jazz fenton #funny #dc x dp