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hiii can i get rfa + minor trio reaction when mc accidentally fart when she is with them? It's the first time tho 😂😂😂😂😙 thanks alotttt

A/N: Oh my god, nonnie, this is comedy gold, I love it XD Hope you enjoy!

RFA REACTS TO MC FARTING IN FRONT OF THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME

Yoosung

Oh boy get ready he’s the most awkward about it of all of them

You’re probably both playing LOLOL, having a grand old time

Now, he’s a practical baby boy. He gets that people have biological functions and all.

But… he’s so absorbed in his honeymoon phase with you that he just… forgets???

So when you beat a boss, turning around to high-five him, and you accidentally cut one? You both pause.

He’s just as stunned as you are, and immediately turns red from second-hand embarrassment.

By the time it occurs to him to try and be cool and ignore it, you’ve both paused for too long for that to happen, and you probably start apologizing.

“Oh god no! Don’t be sorry! I’ve just… never heard a girl fart before… wait! No… god, I mean, everyone does it. I do it too! Oh that’s such a weird thing to say, isn’t it? I was just…”

oh no sweet boy you’re making it wORSE

But after a long string of apologies, he concludes with “don’t be embarrassed, MC. It means you’re eating well and healthy, and that’s all that matters!”

are u eatin tho?

Zen

You and Zen are home at last after a long day on set, which means you both get to indulge in what is known as the “Two B’s” in this household: beauty treatments and beer >:3

You two cuddle up on the couch, a couple of cute face-masks plastered to your faces, a beer can (or two) on either side of the table, and a good k-drama on tv.

Problem is… you hadn’t eaten anything that day. And you’d forgotten that fact completely before sitting down for this wonderful ritual with the hottest rising star in the world right now.

Despite knowing this, it was a complete surprise when you suddenly farted right into the couch.

You prayed that the cushion would have muffled the sound enough that he didn’t notice.

But a split second later Zen lurches in his seat a bit, trying not to spit out his beer mid-sip.

He starts chuckling a little, holding back his laugh with the back of his hand.

“oh my god babe, did you just-… in front of me?”

He cuts of mid-sentence when he sees the look on your face, and just smiles wider.

“Oh-haha… awwwwww, you look so cute when you’re embarrassed, jagiya, I’m sorry.″

He kisses the top of your head then, and then pulls you back into his warm embrace like you were in previously, even closer than you were before.

“Don’t be so embarrassed babe. We’re a couple, right? Humans do gross stuff anyways, so don’t be worried about it in front of me, okay?”

Jaehee

You two were in a nice little coffee shop in the middle of the shopping district, scouting out competition for the shop and also treating yourselves on your day off.

Jaehee sat across from you, holding your hand as you enjoyed a well-made cappuccino.

Everything was perfect… except for when the stuff you ate for breakfast came back to haunt you.

You try to hold it in, but then suddenly you BOTH fart, quietly, but loud enough to be heard by each other.

At first, you just stare back at each other, a blush slowly creeping up on Jaehee’s cheeks.

You both utter your apologies amidst small, nervous laughs and coughing before going back to what you two were talking about before.

Jumin

Here you were, having a nice and quiet dinner at home.

Jumin sat at the table across from you, smiling as you conversed about your day, and seeming to enjoy his meal.

Suddenly, you feel it. The urge to fart is upon you, and if you had any anxieties about farting before this, they’re probably amplified when you hang out with Jumin.

(I mean??? He’s a rich dude. He’s probably uppity about this kind of stuff…right?)

So you’re probably doing your best to hold it in, waiting patiently for the most opportune moment to just let it out and get it over with.

Said moment actually comes sooner than you expected however.

Out of the corner of your eye you see Elizabeth the 3rd getting ready to jump down from the kitchen counter, where she’d been perched for most of your meal.

She eyes her target landing spot, and you poise yourself, ready to let it out when she lands.

Everything went perfectly.

She jumped, sticking her landing with grace as always.

Your fart was timed impeccably, coinciding perfectly with her delicate thud on the ground…

… except. EXCEPT.

You really underesitmated the sheer volume that your fart would produce when it actually left your body.

The sound echoes in the dining room a little. Elizabeth jumps where she stands in surprise, giving you a side-eye before hesitantly going back to wandering elsewhere. Jumin’s eyes widen just a touch, mid-bite with a mouth-full of steak.

It’s dead quiet in the aftermath.There’s no way he didn’t hear that and you know it.

“… E-excuse me…” you say, weakly. Trying to at least make a polite recovery.

His eyes close. He finishes this bite of his meal, laying down his utensils and using a napkin to dab at his mouth.

His face is completely neutral when he looks up at you and says:

“Are you well my love? Perhaps there’s too much fiber in your diet, I can speak to the chef and ask him to cut down on the-”

OH MY GOD JUMIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAY IN THIS SITUATION STOP

After that awkward 5 minute discussion on your dietary habits (jesus christ, Jumin) he reaches for his glass of wine.

“I must say, though… you have absolutely perfect timing. I regret not getting a video of that.” he says, chuckling casually, his smile only half-hidden by the deep maroon of the red wine in his glass, eyes trained on you.

No matter how surprised you are by that reaction, you end up smiling with him, and continue with your meal.

He’s not only cool about it, but also his usual human-shitpost-self about it. Why the hell were you worried?

Seven (Saeyoung)

So you’re hanging out, eating honey bhudda chips, drinkin’ phd pepper, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool.

You’re watching some dumb ytp or something equally hilarious and meme-ish.

And suddenly, without warning, you end up laughing so hard that you let out this big ol’ toot.

You keep laughing, hoping, PRAYING that the volume of whatever you’re watching is loud enough to mask the sound of it.

But any hope of that is completely dashed because he immediately, IMMEDIATELY starts laughing harder.

“Ha HA HA did you just fart??!!”

HE’S. FUCKING. CRYING. LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAS TO TAKE OFF HIS GLASSES TO WIPE AWAY THE TEARS AND PAUSE THE VIDEO

You can be embarrassed about it all you like but his laugh is so infectious you’re probably laughing right along with him

He hugs you then, still laughing while saying “noooo! don’t be like that! it’s okay, babe! Let it out! Look I’ll do it with you this time! We’ll have fart solidarity!”

lmao omg seven gross XD

V (Jihyun)

The floor is covered in a cheap plastic tarp as you and Jihyun happily work on opposite ends of the room.

You had both decided that it was time for some paint on the bland old white walls of your new home, and so you spent the morning moving all the furniture out so you could do so.

You had a coffee break not too long ago, however, and you were feeling slightly gassy.

You make an excuse, trying to leave the room and go to the bathroom before anything embarrassing could happen.

Except riiiight when you reach the doorway, you let out a little fart, and it echoes quite loudly in that empty room.

You wince, whispering out a little “sorry”.

You turn around then to gauge his reaction.

He is not fazed. at. all.

As in completely oblivious to what just went down.

He’s just standing there smiling and painting away.

He turns his attention to you after you stare at him for awhile, still blissfully ignorant as he says “There something you need, love?”, with a smile.

Finally realizing that he really didn’t notice at all, you continue on your way to go and relieve yourself.

Truth is, he did notice, but he wants you to be comfortable around him, and those things are just naturally embarrassing when you first do them, so he figures if he doesn’t make a big deal out of it, you won’t either in the future. (you go Jihyun 10/10)

Saeran

It’s date night, and considering who it’s with, that usually means dinner, ice cream, and whatever horror movie is playing, and not necessarily in that order.

You get to the movie theater, and it’s not crowded at all. There’s only one other couple there, so you basically have the pick of the theater.

So naturally, you sit smack-dab in front of them. It entertains Saeran so to ruin someone else’s good time.

In the middle of the movie, whilst having a sip of your soda, realize that you gotta fart.

But you’re pretty sure the movie is gonna pull a jump-scare soon, so you try to hold it in and wait

Try is the operative word, because when the movie gets quiet and you’re sure the monster is gonna pop out, it turns out it’s a false alarm, and you fart so loud one of the people sitting behind you jumps.

“That was scarier than this whole movie has been so far” one of them whispers, laughing a little.

You try to shrink down in your seat, embarassed, but Saeran puts his hand on your shoulder.

He turns around, staring at the couple behind you.

*MURDER EYES ACTIVATE*

“Do you want to say that to my face, pal?”

Without saying a single word the couple gets up and walks out of the theater, eyes wide in fear, praying they wouldn’t be killed like all the victims in the horror movie before they made it to the door.

Saeran throws his arm back over your shoulder, grabbing some popcorn from the tub you were holding in your lap and popping it into his mouth.

“T-thanks.”

“Don’t get me wrong, you’re gross, babe.” he says in-between bites, “But you’re my kind of gross.”

(P.S. if Ray’s out to play he’s got a can of rose-scented febreeze on hand at all times so it literally smells like roses)

Vanderwood

Oh god get ready.

For Vanderwood this kind of stuff is grounds for divorce. You know this. So usually you try to not let it happen as best you can.

But it’s a little hard when you and Vanderwood are cooped up all cozy together in the safehouse cabin for a few days. (He told everyone that he was “on a mission”, but 90% of the time when he says that and Seven isn’t tagging along, it means he’s getting away with you and leaving Seven to suffer)

He’s made it look quite romantic. Fur rug on the floor, fire roaring in the fireplace, rose petals and champagne, the works.

He’s trying to put the moves on you, sweet talking in your ear in the low glow of the fire.

... what a shame it was that the dinner you shared before this was very filling, and that it caused you to let out, what you’d hoped would be, the smallest of toots possible.

The color may drain from his face a bit, but otherwise, he’ll try his best to just ignore it and move on to… ehem… more fun activities ;)

#mysme imagines #mystic messenger imagine #jumin han x reader #saeyoung choi x reader #I loved this one and I been sitting on it way too long sorry abt that nonnie XD #I got super carried away with jumin's lmao I'm sorry but it was just too good #jihyun kim x reader #saeran choi x reader #rfa x reader #rfa imagine #vanderwood x reader #yoosung kim x reader #707 x reader #minor trio x reader #sfw

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headcrossed · 6 years

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Thank you for the "Gluttony" headcanon for Noctis! It was amazing!

Thanks!! It was a fun one to write, and pretty easy too. Funny story, it actually came from a headcanon that my friend came up with when we both got the game last year. Only fitting that it’s my first one for this fandom! ^^

#606 talks #beautiful nonnies

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headcrossed · 6 years

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Hi Mod 606, do you do match ups?

I’ve never really thought about doing them before, really???

I mean as a reader I’ve never really seen the appeal, just ‘cause I’m all about wish fulfillment and I usually know exactly what I want in that regard?? And then as a writer it’s a little weird for basically the same reason ‘cause I prefer to try and give people what they want and then some? but not to say I’m not open to it at all nonnie since I haven’t actually tried it yet ^^ So send ‘er in if ya got one and I’ll try a couple out and see how I like it

#606 talks #Q&A

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headcrossed · 6 years

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Quick Update!

Mod 606 checking in for a couple of announcements! ^^ First, I’m heading back to school in a couple of days, but requests are staying open! This blog has been a lot of fun to work on, and running it has actually been a lot of help to me, quelling my anxieties in this time of stress, and I don’t intend to put a hold on that now! Some stuff might take a little longer to publish now if they’re not requests for headcanons, but other than that I will still be here! So keep em’ coming!

Second (and the fun part):

WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING REQUESTS FOR MY HERO ACADEMIA! And VOLTRON has been re-added to the active fandom list!

Third: I’d also like to take a second to say thanks to everyone who has stuck around! Like I said, this blog means so much to me and all the love that I’ve been getting is making my heart swoon! Seriously, thanks so much for making this nerd’s day time and time again ^^

#my hero academia imagine #bnha imagines #voltron imagines #vld imagine #finally all caught up ^^#and I got a few more things queued up to post before break ends!

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Hey Mod 606, I'm loving your blog! May I request Olivier Mira Armstrong and Roy Mustang for the A-Z headcanons?

Olivier Mira Armstrong: A-Z

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)She’s not really the type to cuddle and get all mushy over her partner afterward, but might be more agreeable to it if they themselves would prefer it. In that case, she’ll usually stay with her partner and indulge them for a little while before inevitably heading to the bathroom to run a bath for herself like she was gonna do anyway, and they’re more than welcome to join her.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)Thighs. She has killer thighs (Do I mean that literally? maybe so). On her partner though, she’s a big fan of midriff, especially raking her nails down it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)Despite the fact that she doesn’t like cum that much in any capacity, she can’t help but admit that seeing her partner painted in their own essence is one of the most deliciously dirty sights she’s ever seen, and she loves it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)She’s probably cancelled some unimportant bullshit meeting to masturbate more than once. No one knows because when she says she’s “too busy for this”, they believe her.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)She is fairly experienced. She may not have ever been in an official relationship, but that doesn’t mean she hasn’t had at least a couple of friends with benefits before.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)Cowgirl is typically Olivier’s go-to, but she also really loves sitting on her partner’s face.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)She’s probably not gonna act silly, but she most definitely smiles and laughs a lot more in the moment than you would ever see her anywhere else.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)She keeps things pretty neat. Not cleanly shaven, probably has at least a little patch of hair, but it’s clear she takes care of herself.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) She doesn’t get all that romantic in the bedroom, per-se. Sex and romance are completely different things in her mind, but if she starts touching her partner’s face a lot, even going so far as to kiss them, then they know that there’s a lot more to what they’re doing than just sex.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)Does it in the morning before she starts her day, if time allows. She tries to do it as often as possible to relieve as much stress as possible. It also helps clear her head.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)Aside from edging, she’s probably into some bondage play too if her s/o agrees. A particular favorite of hers is blindfolding her partner. It’s so fun to watch them squirm with anticipation, giving her the upper hand so they have no idea what she’ll do next.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)She prefers the bedroom tbh. It’s highly unlikely you’ll catch her doin’ the do anywhere else.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)Olivier tends to get into the mood when she’s stressed. When she’s had a long day (or a long series of days, rather) and she feels she needs a break, she’ll want some kind of relief, and she’ll clear the unnecessary things in her schedule to make time for seeing her s/o privately in her quarters to inevitably ride them into the ground. But MAJOR bonus points to her partner if they take a little initiative and spend their own down time to get the room ready and wait for her patiently ;)

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)Cum swallowing. Big no no with Olivier. She doesn’t like the taste at all.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)She definitely prefers receiving rather than giving, and probably won’t give unless she’s in total control of her partner (and as long as they know they will be punished if they don’t tell her when they’re gonna cum).

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)It really depends on who she’s with. If she hasn’t been in a relationship for very long with her partner, she’s probably taking it a bit faster, focused more on the goal of having sex above anything else. But if she actually has feelings for the person she’s with, she’ll take it a little slower, really get to enjoy having such a deep intimacy with them.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)Doesn’t mind them at all, but with her they are just naturally very rare. She doesn’t exactly have a lot of time as a general to sneak away for anything, and to her work always comes first.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)She might be open to experimentation, but by this I mean that she’s the one who’s experimenting on her partner, and not the other way around. She knows exactly what she wants out of her partner, and of course she always asks them first to make sure they’re okay with it, and assures them that she has both their pleasure in mind with whatever she or her partner suggests, but she’s holding the leash, when the time comes.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)She can last quite a while, but get her to hit upwards of 4/5 orgasms per session and you might as well have unlocked an achievement.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)She definitely has some toys that she keeps around for personal use, but she probably doesn’t have a lot of the more kinky stuff lying around when there’s no one to use it on. Don’t worry though, the collection grows when her partner is thrown into the mix.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)Not a whole lot, honestly. She mostly likes to get right to the point of having sex in the first place, but she can and will tease her partner to death if she actually finds herself with some free time to do it in.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)She’s not that loud, really. She’s mostly breathy, with a few grunts peppered in on a normal day, but if the sex is really good, and she actually starts moaning, they’re low and elegant.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)She flips her hair over the shoulder as an INTENTIONAL move in the bedroom. She knows it’s hot and she’s gonna use it.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)Big clit energy She has an above average sized clit, approximately the size of her thumb, that you can see poking out from her slightly puffy outer-labia.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)Not that high of a sex drive, honestly. It’s not like she doesn’t have one, she’s just very good at keeping it in check most of the time.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)She never really deeply feels the need to fall asleep after? In fact, she honestly feels a bit more energized after she’s had an orgasm or two.

Roy Mustang: A-Z

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)Tbh he’s exhausted afterward. Probably falls asleep if he’s at home or takes a low-key power-nap at his desk if he’s at work.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)Excuse me but have you seen his chest and abs??? He’s proud of that for sure. Aside from liking his partner’s legs (their calves, especially), he’s a big fan of their back too. Loves trailing kisses down his partner’s spine and shoulder-blades.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)^All that being said he loves coming on his partner’s back, if they’ll let him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)HE HAS GOTTEN CAUGHT WITH… EHEM-STAINS ON HIS UNIFORM BEFORE. He’s used it a little too often to play chivalrous, lending it to his partner so that they have a softer surface to lay on while he dicks them down good. Only his subordinates have noticed but god help them AND HIM if they ever actually mention it to the Colonel.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)He’s got quite a good amount of experience honestly. He’s had a few partners in the past, and he knows what he himself likes at this point. Getting to know what pleases his partner best should be no trouble at all.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)Anything where he gets to admire his partner’s legs (like with their legs on his shoulders, or the leg glider- his partner on their side, one leg down, one leg up with him between them both), but he also really loves standing with his partner bent over (his desk, probably).

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)He’s actually a lot more relaxed in the moment than you’d expect him to be. Far be it from him to not crack a few jokes in bed with his partner, but they’re all in that typical Colonel Mustang fashion.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)His hair down there is just as black as what’s on his head, and pretty thick too. He tries to trim it especially when he knows he’s gonna rendez-vous with his partner, but otherwise he’ll just let it grow.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) He will never admit it to anyone other than his partner, but he’s a bit more of a romantic at heart than he lets on. It’s all passion with him in bed, especially if he’s had a chance to get closer with his partner beforehand.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)He doesn’t do it all that often. He will on his days off, maybe, or when his partner isn’t around. Overall, he prefers to have this kind of pleasure with another person rather than just himself, but his frustration with work gets to him sometimes, and he’ll probably do it after a good work-out to blow off some steam.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)Bondage, for starters. The guy loves the sight of his partner looking all prone, tied up with their hands above their head for him. Orgasm denial, probably. Don’t get me wrong, he will let you cum… eventually. But not until you beg for it. Also loves taking sexy times outside of the bedroom and pushing the limits of that. Not like he has an exhibitionist kink -the goal is to get off and not get caught, but doing it in public spaces with the definite threat of being caught turns him on.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)You bet your ass he’s kicked people out for office sex on more than one occasion. It’s like I said, his partner bent over his desk is one of his biggest turn-ons.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)Two words: Tiny MiniskirtsRoy is a fan of subtlety, and the easiest way to turn him on is some cleverly-worded innuendo, and maybe some low-key intimate touches that would go completely unnoticed by anyone else who might be around. After that, you can bet that all of his efforts will be focused into getting his partner alone.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)He’s not a fan of blood (duh…ptsd and all that), so any kind of blood/weapon-play in the bedroom is out of bounds. It’s the bedroom, not a fucking battlefield. He needs for there to be a difference. He won’t introduce his alchemy into the mix for the same reasons. Also probably not a fan of ageplay (like being called “daddy”) that much.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)He likes receiving oral (BONUS POINTS: UNDER THE DESK BLOWJOBS), but is more than happy to give too, and he is pretty good, but his finger game? On point. They’re magic, after all ;)

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)A bit on the slower side of an average pace. Not like he can’t go faster if he or their partner wants to or when he gets closer to his own climax, but he tends to really savor the moment as much as he can, if he can.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)King of Quickies ™. He is good to go whenever and wherever his partner is ready.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)He’s willing to try new things if his partner asks, but he probably knows what he likes in terms of what to do in the bedroom by now. HOWEVER he’s always pushing the boundaries in where he does the do, since it’s one of his big kinks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)You can probably get two rounds out of him MAX, but he makes those two rounds last a good looooooong while.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)Probably has some basics in his desk drawer. Handcuffs, lube, etc. ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED HE IS THE EPITOME OF UNFAIR. Roy can tease for days. He’ll get his partner so close to the edge when he suddenly switches it up intentionally. Will especially do this during foreplay. When he’s chasing his own release himself, he’s much more forgiving.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)He’s not… “loud”. He groans… a lot. And he breathes heavily but with a little bit of a gravel-y note behind it. And when this is all right up against your ear while he’s dirty talking? Trust me, it’s hot.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)LIKE I SAID FOR ORAL: FINGER GAME ON POINT. Holy shit and he loves the feeling of his partner’s walls squeezing around his fingers he’s really good at this.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)On the bigger side of 7″ and proud of it. Grower, but not by a whole lot. Upward curve. Circumcised.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)Eh? It depends on the day really.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)Out like a light if he’s at home, tbh, but he will most definitely reach out for his partner in his sleep absent-mindedly if he didn’t fall asleep afterward with them in his arms.

#nsfw #sex alphabet #olivier mira armstrong #roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist imagine #roy mustang x reader #olivier armstrong x reader #haha thank you for the kind words nonnie! ^^#sorry this one took me so long... these two caught me in a bit of a writing block for their dirty secrets but I figured it out ^^

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headcrossed · 6 years

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Aight I’m working like 24/7 to try and get all the requests in my inbox done before I (maybe) have to go back to college in a week! Wish me luck!

#on the plus side noragami is cheering me up somehow #even though the manga is pretty angsty rn #606 talks #UPDATES INCOMING I SWEAR ^^

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Can you write a "Gluttony" (from the Seven Deadly Sins prompt list) headcanon for Noctis? Please?

Noctis

Gluttony: Write about the one food or dish your character would eat every day if they could. Describe why they like the taste or what got them into this particular dish. Is it a family recipe or something they read/watched being demonstrated elsewhere? Would they cook it for their lover and/or friends?

Aside from the cakes that Ignis has tried to recreate for him, Noct’s favorite dish is probably the Mother and Child Rice Bowl. As it turns out, that innocent little dish from Lestallum struck a chord with Noct when he first tried it. At first he couldn’t place it- the spices dancing on his tongue tasted so familliar, but he knew for certain that it had been a very long time since he’d had it.

Finally one night in camp, he figured it out. He’d finally asked Ignis what the dish was called “I believe the locals called it a mother and child rice bowl” he replied, and finally it clicked. It wasn’t often that she made it for him, there was no need since they had plenty of cooks in the royal palace anyway, but his own mother made it for him, once upon a time. He couldn’t believe that he forgot this, of all things. He’d probably take a second to step away from camp and have a moment to himself after that revelation.

From that point on, whenever Ignis says that’s what’s for dinner, Noct actually volunteers to help. Everyone’s surprised by it, naturally, but that’s how they know he’s serious. Slowly, as he continues to help, he learns how to make it himself. Ignis hardly even needs to help him now (though sometimes he won’t be able to resist- he can’t help it, it’s his favorite hobby after all).

He hopes that, one day, if he’s ever lucky enough to have a kid, he’ll be able to make it for them and his s/o, just as he has for his friends.

#noctis lucis caelum #ffxv imagines #final fantasy xv #noctis lucis caelum imagine #noctis x reader

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Nines is so sweet, yet so sexy at the same time. Thank you for the A-Z headcanon with 9S! I really enjoyed it!

I’m so happy you enjoyed it nonnie! Not nearly enough love for Nines out there and any excuse to write more for him is a blessing T^T

#nines is so fun to write for just 'cause he's got so many facets to his character #I mean ambiguously motivated tragic and sweet boy? what's not to love there?#and he's so beautifully written to the point where even at times when I thought I had him pegged he turned around and blew my mind #I could literally write whole essays about that one scene where Adam goads him and says 'you wanna **** 2B don't you?'#ugh but enough of my rAMBLING the point is thank YOU nonnie #606 talks #asks #beautiful nonnies #nier automata

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hearing V call himself daddy and proceed to say his own adorable as shit pseudonym three times rapid-fire has given me life, watered my crops, cleared my skin...

#overcooked meme but it's so applicable #I had motivation to write sin for his bad end before but nOW???#jihyun kim #v mysme #mystic messenger #imagine

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headcrossed · 6 years

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temporarily removing Voltron from the active fandom list just so I can catch up on season 7 ^^

#feel free to send stuff in still just as long as it's spoiler free for now^^#just finished the game show episode #I'm... idk how to feel abt it :/#I mean the whole show is a bit of a mess tbh #but that was a new kind of mess #606 talks #quick update while I work on stuff #voltron imagines

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headcrossed · 6 years

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super cool character headcanons meme

send me a character and i’ll tell you:

2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod

the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep – where they’re not supposed to

the game they'd destroy everyone else at

the emoticon they’d use most often

what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep

their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.

how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump

what they wanted to be when they grew up

their favorite kind of weather

thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)

how/what they like to draw or doodle

#requests open #ask games

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headcrossed · 6 years

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SEVEN SINS HEADCANON PROMPTS

Lust: Write a detailed sexual fantasy your character has had about someone else. Could be their lover/boyfriend/girlfriend/one of their friends or some random stranger. You may specify the person if you wish.

Greed: If your character suddenly won a vast amount of money, list all the selfish/self-centered purchases they would make.

Sloth: Your character has nothing to do all day. No work, homework or upcoming projects. Even their friends aren’t answering their phones. So how do he or she spend their lazy afternoon?

Wrath: Give us a blow by blow instance of where your character was so angry they couldn’t contain it or deal with it in a normal fashion. Time for some good old fisty-cuffs, whether it’s against another person or an inanimate object, sometimes it helps to just hit something.

Envy: Describe a time where your character wanted something so desperately that it drives them to distraction. Could be another person’s possession, lover, position, etc. Get creative as to what your character would desire most and how they would react to see someone else enjoying it instead.

Pride: Describe the one thing your character takes great pride in. What would they give everything else up for, but will hold sacred this one thing. It could be a personal attribute, their friends, lover or a belief. Simply put, make them lose everything save this one thing and make them fight to keep it.

#requests open #ask games

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Could you write an A-Z headcanon for 9S (Nier: Automata)?

A/N: YAAAAAS NINES MY SWEET BOY oh you bet your ass I can ;)

9s // Nines: A-Z

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)He’s a hot mess. He will probably sit there blissed out immediately afterward. If any clean-up is to be done, his partner probably gonna have to do it. Also, don’t be surprised if he gets a little clingy. Sex tends to leave him feeling pretty vulnerable, so he’ll get a bit grabby in the hopes that his partner will just stay and embrace him for a little while.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)Ass man. Need I say more?

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)PRE. SO. MUCH. PRE. If he’s horny you’ll know for sure there’s usually a wet patch on his underwear he leaks sO MUCH.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)He’s thought about the possibility of machines having sex on multiple occasions, in detail. He has thought about it to such a depth trying to figure it out that he has his own headcanons about how that would work but god help him he cannot let anyone find out.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)Technically, he’s got plenty of experience, but he’s probably retained very little (less than half of it, at the most), if any at all due to getting killed without having uploaded to the bunker so many times. So he’s a blushing virgin every time he does it, basically.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)He’s down for anything, really, as long as his partner is on top or dominating him, but one position he really likes is when his partner is behind him, reaching around to jerk him off. Also enjoys getting pegged.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)He’s a bit of a wild-card. He’s so serious when he’s in virgin mode and is usually just a blushing mess, but he might get a little more playful with experience, giggling as he kisses along his partner’s skin, but the latter doesn’t happen all that often.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)Just due to the fact that he’s an android, I’m gonna assume hairless. He himself kind of hates it himself, tbh, but hey, it’s not like he’s going to go to command and be like “please give me pubic hair next time I’m re-bult” or anything. He’d probably face a full system shut-down from embarrassment.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Sex with 9s… is basically luck of the draw in terms of the mood. On the one hand, sex with him can be quite cute; passionate, even, as he retains his experience and gains more confidence with his partner. But if his mental stability begins to deteriorate, he gets more aggressive, more rough, perhaps even a little more dominant than he ever thought he would be. He’d want to have more control because he feels as if any kind of control he had is slipping away along with everything else that he’s lost.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)He doesn’t do it all that often. As an android, he probably doesn’t get the urge to do that kind of thing like humans did in the past- it’s definitely not a necessity for maintenance purposes for them. But sometimes he just won’t be able to get his partner or love interest out of his head in the middle of the night when no one’s around, and he ends up finding himself reaching into his pants for a little bit of relief.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)…*cracks knuckles*SWITCHES BETWEEN FULL SUB AND POWER BOTTOM. Could potentially delve into more extreme territory like masochism (suffocation/choking specifically). Probably willing to get pegged too if his partner’s female. Also this boy LIVES for praise, so give him lots. Also he definitely is a fan of both hacking his partner (assuming they too are an android/machine) and more importantly, getting hacked during sex. Screwing around with sensory systems and basic processes can create some pretty interesting experiences and he’s all for it.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)Tbh he’s down for anywhere, but aside from being in the safety of the bunker, he’s a fan of fucking amidst the ruins. It’s so peaceful, and it’s not like he has to worry about getting caught all that much when there’s no one but wildlife and maybe a few oblivious machines wandering around.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)He’s self-motivating tbh, you don’t even really have to do anything. He kinda has wandering eyes (and he’s a scanner, after all. He’s literally built to be observant, so he can’t help it), and if that gaze starts drifting to his partner’s body, paying extra close attention to the way that they move, he’s a goner.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)While he’s a great sub, he doesn’t like to be babied, necessarily. There’s a difference between subbing and literally feeling like he’s two years old and he’s just not a fan. And also, he probably likes to think that he would never have it in him to get dominant or aggressive with his partner, but like I said, his deteriorating mental state proves him wrong about a lot of things he doesn’t think he would do.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)Probably prefers receiving, deep down. It’s probably super special and rare only reserved for when he’s been a very good boy, and he lives for that. Not to say he doesn’t like giving at all. He does enjoy it quite a bit, and he’s very sweet when he gives, running his tongue wherever it can reach, lapping at his partner and making sure they’re satisfied above all else.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)He prefers not to be the one to set the pace. He lets his partner choose how fast they go.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)Oh he’s down. He may seem reluctant, especially if he’s on a mission, but it’s not hard to convince him to give into the temptation.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)Considering his penchant for discovery, he is very willing to try new things while being intimate. He lives for

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)Android stamina, man… It’s insane. Literally out of hentai how many times he can cum and still be up for more. All the same, he’ll probably beg to stop after 5 or 6 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)Does the strap-on his partner uses to peg him count?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)Sometimes his mood gets veeeery playful, and when that happens, you’d best prepare yourself. He will tease his partner for HOURS if they let him when he’s feeling a little more saucy.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)He gasps a lot. He moans too, but they’re a little more high-pitched and boy-ish, and gets embarrassed about the sounds he makes so easily, so you probably won’t hear them that often.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)He prefers keeping his visor on when having sex. It’s kinda like a safety blanket for him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)I mean… he is an android, and I guess canonically they technically don’t have the need for reproductive organs… But that’s no fun, so for the sake of self indulgence, let’s say that he’s a bit on the small side. 5 1/2″ erect, shows, doesn’t grow. He’s got a little bit of girth, but his slightly more pointed tip is a tad bigger, so it just makes him look smaller. Probably pretty straight as far as dicks go, but he knows how to manipulate that to his partner’s advantage.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)Pretty high. Even though he doesn’t really need to do use that particular function that often, when he wants too he’s absolutely desperate.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)Even though he’s often blissed out afterward, like I said, he’s probably restless inside his mind. He feels like he gets a bit more clarity of thought afterward.

#nier automata imagine #9s imagine #9s x reader #nines nier #sex alphabet #nsfw

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