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I’m terrible with syllables but something tells me that something isn’t quite right with these results

#shitpost #meme #syllables

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Concept: a Firepaw/heart AU animatic/pmv/map/whatever themed around “My Goodbye” from Epic: The Musical. Maybe it was when Fireheart went behind Bluestar’s back to speak with WindClan, or maybe it was some other event where he undermined, contradicted, or disrespected Bluestar in some way (not saying it’s not deserved, he was in the right for 90% of his rebellions) . Either way, he and Bluestar argue, with Fireheart being Odysseus and Bluestar being Athena.

Maybe for that one line where Odysseus shouts at Athena that she’s alone, it can be a scene where, as Fireheart shouts it, there’s a shadowy figure of Tigerclaw. Maybe the Tigerclaw figure can split into shards that then become Moonflower, Snowfur, Mosskit, Oakheart, Sunstar, Redtail, Lionheart, maybe Rosetail and Thrushpelt and a few others, basically anyone Bluestar’s lost. The figures linger silently for a moment with the lyrical gap present in the song at this time before vanishing.

Maybe a prequel exists with “Warrior Of The Mind” with Bluestar scolding Fireheart for something, maybe after the WindClan patrol leaves, and reminiscing upon their first encounter from her perspective when Athena is doing the same for how she met Odysseus.

Just some thoughts, anyway. I’d make it myself but I can’t draw for shit.

#warriors #warrior cats #rusty #firepaw #Fireheart #bluestar #snowfur #epic the musical #odysseus #athena #my goodbye #warrior of the mind #these songs work so well #concept #concepts #warriors concept

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>be me

>ao3 author

>be re-reading a work I made a few years ago

>"haha wow, this is a real piece of shit, I've really improved a lot since then"

>look at the stats

>16,000 hits

>700 kudos

>130 bookmarks

>250 comments

>mfw

Just had an experience that I feel can only really be conveyed via greentext format hold on

#ao3 funny #ao3 writer #ao3 #greentext format #shitpost #meme #mfw

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Just had an experience that I feel can only really be conveyed via greentext format hold on

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I see a bunch of pro-Sparkpelt rhetoric online and I simply don't understand. I look at the character and I find zero redeeming qualities. She's described in the series as up-beat and energetic, but in the actions of the series she's catty and obnoxious, only ever seeming 'up-beat' in the first book of the arc when she was trying to cheer up Alderheart, and never again. I can't think of a single scene where Sparkpelt was SHOWN to be energetic, only that we're TOLD that she is. Ultimately, she's a boring, shallow character that serves only to create conflict in a poor attempt to drag the plot along.

#warriors #warrior cats #sparkpelt #sparkpelt hate #fuck sparkpelt #all my homies hate sparkpelt #i don't get it

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Yeah being called by the right pronouns is great and all but TRUE gender affirmation is asking the middle aged staff woman if you could please use the locked restroom and her immediately unlocking the men's bathroom for you

#shitpost #meme #trans pride #trans #ftm #trans masc #am i a boy? i dunno #but the staff seem to think so #and im cool with that #lgbtq+ #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbT

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Obsessed with how the term "dinosaur" is still a completely accurate name for therapods, but not for the reason you'd think

#and yes i know that dino means terrible as in mean or nasty or evil #but i look at a bird and i am like #yes that is a terrible lizard #shitpost #meme #biology memes #biology shitpost #dinosaurs

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Just read the newest Bravelands book and I must say, I am LOVING this arc so far. Breathstealer is the villain we all need and I pray that she remains evil until the very end - we’ve never had an evil protagonist before and I am desperately hoping that she’s the first. The twist with Graypelt was entertaining, if slightly predictable, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about Quake yet but things are looking strong,

#bravelands #bravelands: thunder on the plains #bravelands thunder on the plains #bravelands thunder on the plains number 2 #thunder on the plains #thunder on the plains number two #breakers of the code #bravelands breakers of the code #breathstealer #graypelt #quake (bravelands)

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I honest-to-god have no idea why anyone likes Sparkpelt. Why? Like, genuinely, what’s the appeal? Throughout AVoS she’s bratty and mean-spirited, serving only to drag the plot down. Throughout TBC she’s obnoxious and forgettable. And don’t even get me started on ASC! She’s abusive, manipulative, entitled, and borderline cruel. She would 100% be that girl who bullied you in high school. She’d sell you MLMs. She’s mean, and not in a likable way, and when she’s not being an absolute ass sandwich she’s just boring.

And okay, fine, I’ll admit that the whole debacle with banishment and Larksong’s death was… kinda interesting. And maybe I would have cared more if she hadn’t been needlessly contrarian in the previous arc, but overall she sucks major ass and I really do not understand how or why she is a fan favorite.

#warriors #warrior cats #sparkpelt #Sparkpelt is my number 1 least favorite character #but everyone else seems to love her #and i don’t know why #seriously what is appealing about this #fuck Sparkpelt

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Sparkpelt would 100% be an MLM girlie and you cannot change my mind

#and I mean that in the worst possible way #fuck Sparkpelt #all my homies hate Sparkpelt #Sparkpelt is the single worst character in the series and I will throw hands about it #this cat makes me irrationally mad #I hate Sparkpelt so much #warrior cats #warriors

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An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.

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Nobody better ever fucking tell me the fight for rights is over.

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A Cautionary Tale

There are as many tales of Mandalore’s fall 

as there are Clans that remain.

Every tale is different, every tale is the same; 

the other Kryze sister is to blame. 

Dried Blood in my Father’s Beskar

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Two gulls follow a weird fish. Featuring the newly elongated Otodus megalodon.