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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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England: I’m bisexual

England: but also I hate everyone

England: so it’s more like

England: Byesexual

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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America: On our side we have reason and friendship. All that Germany has is fear-mongering and lies.

America:

America: Oh my God, he’s gonna win.

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Philippines: My friend really hates it when I shorten her name to Dick.

Indonesia: Mostly because her name is Vietnam...

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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America: “Excuse me, Germany, but who made you the boss of us?”

England: “You did.”

Japan: “You said Germany should be the boss.’”

France: “You took a vote, and it was unanimous.”

China: “Then you made him a little plaque that said 'Boss of Us’ and put little sparkles on it.”

America: “…valid points.”

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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America: "I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!"

Japan: "YOU ARE WEARING THEM!"

France: *crying* "SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A ROMANCE MOVIE!"

Germany: "STOP SCREAMING!"

England: "YOU'RE SCREAMING TOO!"

Italy: *takes a deep breath*

Italy: *in a dolphin screech* "AAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Norway: "I really think my friendship with Denmark is improving. Yesterday, he said: 'Did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?' And instead of saying, 'Shut up, Den,' I said, 'Okay.'"

Finland, tearing up: "I'm proud of you."

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Canada, stopping the car in front of a restaurant: "Go see if you can get us a table."

America: "Oh, okay."

{Ten Minutes Later}

America, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: "START THE CAR-".

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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England: *reading recipe* Beat three bird eggs…

England: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?

America: Must be.

France: Get away from the cooking pot, you two!

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Germany: So, England, on a scale of 1 to 10, how lonely are you?

England: It stops at 10?!

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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America, writing a letter to England: You know, Iggy, I'm an adult. I do grown up things and I have independence.

{LATER}

America, writing to France: France, what are taxes?

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Russia: I have invited you here because I wanted to play the most deadliest game-

America: Knife Monopoly?

Russia: I was going to say that I would hunt you down for sport but now I am intrigued.

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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America: Are you taken?

England: Yeah, for granted.

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Austria: I heard Prussia is in jail, is that true?

Hungary: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.

Austria: What didn’t he do?

Hungary: Run fast enough.

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Norway: Den? Why did you break the lamp?

Denmark:

Norway:

Denmark:

Norway: Den...

Denmark: Nothing shines brighter than me.

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Canada: How about we play Twister?

France and England: ok

Canada: Okay... Right hand green, left foot red

France: punches England in the face

England: kicks France in the shin

America: HOLY SHI-

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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What Its Like When Nordics Play Among Us

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hetaliashitpostingftw · 3 years

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Denmark: "How did you know I was going to propose?"

Norway: "Tino hasn't been able to look at me without crying for a month."

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