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Hey Friends, Its been a while.

I'm officially moving over to my other account Jaebeanie for the foreseeable future. I've loved every moment on this tumblr, and I hope it can continue to be a place of laughter for you all.

If you still want to see what I'm up to with my creations - feel free to follow me on the link above.

Take care all - Jae

#jae holics #jaebeanie will be where I am for a while now

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Gandalf: It's day thirty-two of the journey to Mordor and-

Merry and Frodo in the background, to the tune of The Final Countdown: IT'S THE FELLOWSHIP BREAKDOWN!!!

Pippin: *off key kazoo playing*

Gandalf: -I'm losing my entire mind.

#gandalf #merry #pippin #frodo #incorrect lotr quotes

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Merry: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Sam. Frodo: *looking lovingly at Sam across the room* Frodo: I don't have feelings for Sam. Merry: Frodo, you are nowhere near my eyes.

#frodo #sam #merry #samfro #incorrect lotr quotes

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Gandalf: A wizard is never late Frodo, he arrives precisely when he means to *Later in Rivendell* Frodo: What happened Gandalf? Gandalf: I was… delayed

Frodo:

#lotr meme #i forgot about this #the bots are wild here

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Legolas: I'm depressed but I have an iced coffee Aragorn: You're still depressed though Legolas: Legolas: but I have an iced coffee

#legolas #aragorn #incorrect lotr quotes

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Elrond, visiting Bilbo and the dwarves, pointing at the fridge: Oh I love your kid’s drawing of this funny-looking dog.

Bilbo: … We don’t have any kids.

Kili, clenching his jaw: It’s a giraffe.

#elrond #kili #bilbo #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes

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Frodo: Milk or cereal first? Aragorn: We aren’t having this conversation again because last time we did, it caused a war Pippin: Bowl-

#frodo #aragorn #pippin #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

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Bilbo: Thorin says 'I love you' weirdly. Gandalf: How so? Bilbo: Watch this. Bilbo: Thorin, I love you! Thorin: I'd kill for you.

#bilbo #thorin #bagginshield #gandalf #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes

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Legolas: I joined the fellowship for the same reason people visit the zoo.

Legolas: Oh! Shh, look at that!

Legolas: *turns to watch Merry screaming and chasing Boromir*

Legolas: Nature is amazing.

#legolas #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #merry #boromir

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Bofur: I have only slept nine hours in the past five days and am on the edge of a mental breakdown Bofur: *bites into his cellphone* Bofur: This isn’t a bagel

#bofur #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes

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Drunk Faramir, pointing at Eowyn: that’s MY girlfriend, losersss!!! Eowyn: I’m your wife Faramir: EVEN BETTER

#faramir #eowyn #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

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Boromir: Bro- Aragorn: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago don't you dare call me 'bro'

#aragorn #boromir #bc we never have this ship on there and that should change #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

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Hello!

I just wanted to say that your blog is awesome and I love your blog, especially your incorrect quotes!! They are so damn hilarious!! XD

Keep up your good work, bestie!! :D

PS: And I am so sorry for the spam liking and reblogging. I just couldn't stop myself from liking all your incorrect quotes posts. Hope you didn't mind that. But if you did mind it, I am really very sorry. :)

Hello my dear!!

I'm so pleased to hear you enjoy the trashy content here, I'll do my best to keep this place silly and happy💕

Do not apologise for any spamming at all, its all very welcome and honestly it reassures me that you're enjoying the content💕

I hope you are doing well! Take Care💕

#asks #bless you thank youuuuu!!!!

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#its a selfie

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Faramir: are we still on for tomorrow?

Eowyn: …you mean our wedding??

Faramir: just making sure

#faramir #eowyn #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

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Bilbo: When we walk together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my little legs when we walk because I don’t want to jog to keep up with you.

Gandalf: Just get some roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day

#bilbo #gandalf #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

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Thorin: do you wanna get lunch?

Bilbo: oh I already ate with Gandalf, but what do you want?

Thorin:

Thorin: loyalty.

#bagginshield #bilbo #thorin #incorrect quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes