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incorrect-lotr-trash · 8 hours ago
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Waiter: and what will you be having? Frodo: the unborn Sam, quickly cutting in: -EGGS, he wants the eggs
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 21 hours ago
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BILBO BARGAINS
Thorin: What’s with the new body wash you bought? It smells like dish soap
Bilbo: It was on sale
Thorin: I smell like a plate, Bilbo
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Thorin: What’s with the new body wash you bought? It smells like dish soap
Bilbo: It was on sale
Thorin: I smell like a plate, Bilbo
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 2 days ago
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Fili and Kili: *sitting on a bench together*
Bilbo: Why do you guys look so upset?
Fili: Sit down and we’ll tell you
Bilbo: *sits down*
Kili: This bench is freshly painted
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 2 days ago
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LISTEN UP FRIENDS!!!!!!
This is Lindsay and she is wonderful.  Her channel is full of Lord of the Rings & Narnia goodness so if you aren’t subscribed - GO AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW! 
In this video shes reading a collection of incorrect quotes - they sound so much better read aloud!!
Please everyone take the time to go and check out this wonderful lil bean!!
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 2 days ago
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Fili and Kili: *sitting on a bench together*
Bilbo: Why do you guys look so upset?
Fili: Sit down and we’ll tell you
Bilbo: *sits down*
Kili: This bench is freshly painted
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 3 days ago
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Merry: What is love?
Pippin: Baby don’t hurt me
Boromir: I would never hurt either of you
Merry: No, it’s a song
Boromir, forcefully: I would never let anyone hurt you
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 4 days ago
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Gandalf: Where’s Merry?
Frodo: He drank 5 energy drinks one after another and then thought the hummingbirds outside were talking shit about him
Merry, from outside: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU WINGED FUCK
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 5 days ago
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Aragorn: Can you call those two, they’re not listening to me
Boromir: I’m not their dad
Aragorn: Just do it
Boromir, to Merry and Pippin: Listen up guys, we’re leaving now
Merry and Pippin: *immediately following like ducklings*
Aragorn:
Boromir: Listen, I am not their dad-
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 6 days ago
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Merry, drunk: Love is cheap… but this booze is cheaper
Aragorn, concerned and looking at the bottle: This is straight vinegar-
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 7 days ago
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the fellowship as mike wazowski memes
Aragorn:
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Legolas:
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Gandalf:
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Gimli:
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Boromir:
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Frodo:
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Sam:
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Merry:
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Pippin:
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 7 days ago
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*During the battle against the Balrog*
Gandalf: I know what I have to do
Gandalf: I have to die
Gandalf: I love you all
Gandalf:
Gandalf: Except you, Pippin, I can’t fucking stand you
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 8 days ago
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Bilbo: *holding up a pair of boxers* Thorin! Stop leaving your panties on the stairs!
Thorin: Stop! I don’t like that word!
Bofur: Well too bad! Stairs stairs stairs!
Bilbo:
Thorin:
Bilbo: He meant panties
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 9 days ago
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Tilda: Dad, I’m a big girl, I don’t want dinosaur nuggets
Bard: But look at uncles Kili and Fili still eating them-
Kili and Fili: *sitting across the table after having a ketchup fight* Rawr rawr rawr rawr
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 10 days ago
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Legolas: It is nice to see you again. Aragorn: Are you talking to my butt? Legolas: Yes.
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 11 days ago
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Gandalf: You can take a class on the history of Middle Earth. Merry: Why would I take a class on something that’s already happened?
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 12 days ago
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Gimli: Be super critical. Legolas: You’re short. Gimli: I meant about my new outfit.
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