Thuggory: Who's up for a game of Viking Conquest?
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Thuggory: Have you ever gotten the urge to just get a bunch of catapults, line them up, and then watch them destroy and crush things? I feel like that's a very Viking thing to do. Maybe I should ask Father to suggest that as a new Viking sport for next year's Althing.
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
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Thuggory: Ya know, this is the 10th egg I've found in a span of an hour. Why are there eggs strewn about everywhere in bizarre places?
Twins: Hehe! Little does he know...
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Thuggory: I'm really craving some Krispy Kreme doughnuts, right now. 馃い馃構
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Thuggory, surprised: What? There's a fight?
Thuggory, grabs popcorn and ale: Lead me to the front seats!
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Thuggory: Father's drinking with Stoick AGAIN?! Even after Mother's previous 3-hour lecture about coming home drunk and making a mess on the wood floor?! Is he a masochist?!
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Thuggory: 2024 is the Year of the Dragon! Time for us to SHINE!!
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Thuggory: Oi... what are you lookin' at? 馃槖
Thuggory: Oh? I've got some porridge on my cheek? Thanks! 馃グ馃憤馃徎
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Thuggory: Hiccup needs more meat on that scrawny, fishboney body of his. 馃槫
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Thuggory: Dark have been my dreams of late! Must've been the fried eel. 馃槗
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Thuggory: Happy New Year, fellow Dragonmarkers! Hope you have a wonderful 2024!
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Thuggory: Happy New Year, fellow Dragonmarkers! Hope you have a wonderful 2024!
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Thuggory: Ugh! Now that the War's over, I feel like hibernating for a year to recover! I'm so TIRED!!! 馃槱
Thuggory: But I'm only sleeping if Hiccup's sleeping. If Hiccup's still working while I'm sleeping and feasting, I'd be labeled as the Worst Friend Ever!! 馃槴 And I have yet to overtake Fishdregs and Cami-Whotsit as "Ultimate Best Friend" in the retinue. 馃槫
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Thuggory: Wait... Hiccup and the Hooligans made friends with the unruly Bog-Burglars AND fought and won against the Romans? Why do THEY get all the fun?! Shouldn't I just join the Hooligans, at this point? Nothing FUN happens on this island (Meathead Island)!! 馃槩
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Thuggory: Wait a minute! If it snows 9 months out of the year, and hails the other 3... how are we still alive?! How do we even get FOOD other than the obvious MEAT that we constantly hunt? Do we export it or what? 馃
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Thuggory: I'm seriously going to punch my Father in the face for having the audacity to EXILE me just because I failed some STUPID TEST!! 馃挗馃槧
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